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ummm.......us umm.........oh thats right slower people!!

On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Fritos
"You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."

On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in
washing machine."

lol, that iron one was written on my iron!

how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping

some are very funny

I liked all of 'em!

I seriously don't know how these people sell these things...

i've seen these before, if i can find them ill post them

No, but some people may use it as a fan.

Usually these kinds of warning labels are there to prevent the customers from suing the company in case problems happen

even painfully obvious things like don't iron clothes whilst they're on.
people will do anything for money, saaad....

sad indeed

This reminds me of the case about a guy who bought a winnebago motorhome and whilst driving it home on the freeway put it in cruise control and went to make a drink...

Surprisingly the vehicle crashed and he sued and won $100,000 because it didn't say in the user manual that cruise control will NOT drive the vehicle!

doh

Originally posted by silver_tears
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

My expensive guitar that I had custom made had one of these stickers on it's box.

Is that to encourage you not to fall asleep whilst playing?

I've actually done that a few times

Originally posted by Baylin
Is that to encourage you not to fall asleep whilst playing?

I've actually done that a few times

I have no idea, it's never happened to me.

To be fair to me, it was late and my little girl was struggling to sleep so I was playing some gentle finger pickled stuff on my acoustic and next thing I know mrs baylins kicking me to get up... shrug

Oh, yeah that happens. I meant like, stone cold onstage with hundreds of people, it happened to me once because I passed out, it was kinda like sleep.

No never done that, I tripped on my lead once. It got caught on my foot and when I tried to kick it off it got worse and I couldn't put my foot down and so toppled over. I quite badly twisted my back to avoid smashing down on the neck, it didn't stop playing and the rest of the band thought I was messing about - it really fookin hurt!

Whoa, sounds messy, haha. I passed out and hit the floor because ten minutes of sleep every night for a straight week does that to me.

Originally posted by silver_tears
how can someone blow dry their hair when sleeping

Originally posted by Scythe
Whoa, sounds messy, haha. I passed out and hit the floor because ten minutes of sleep every night for a straight week does that to me.

I work nights and have young kids so yeah I can relate to that one!

As for my fall there's a part of me wishes it had been filmed because I'm sure it would look funny as hell on youtube or something...

Originally posted by Baylin
This reminds me of the case about a guy who bought a winnebago motorhome and whilst driving it home on the freeway put it in cruise control and went to make a drink...

Surprisingly the vehicle crashed and he sued and won $100,000 because it didn't say in the user manual that cruise control will NOT drive the vehicle!

doh
hanuts

Originally posted by silver_tears

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."

On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals."

haermm

i actually used palmolive to couteract the effects of a jabaenero pepper before

hysterical