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You ever have those farts that just burn your ass? man they suck.

Those are the best ones to light.

freaking mexican food, that stuff is deadly.

no wonder it stinks so much inside this small thread.

id assume you have the worst hot farts, since yours come straight from hell.

Mine usually don't burn.

Mostly they jst stink.

Yeah man, I suggest to never eat Chorizo because it gives you the worst farts ever.

I agree. Especially a chorizo and egg burrito. That will kill you all day. But if you eat taco bell for lunch, it will clear you out and get you ready for butt soup dinner.

*walks in* *smells* **runs out barfing*

Hey Backfire? How come you never make threads like this anymore?

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Double post.

Answer; he's mature and sophisticated now

Burning farts are natures way ov telling you to "drop it like its hot"

Originally posted by Syren
Double post.

Answer; he's mature and sophisticated now

BAM!

I miss this BF.

Originally posted by BackFire
You ever have those farts that just burn your ass? man they suck.

I get those when I eat hot wings.

I dont stop eating them though.

Burning Farts? OUCH

* Lays a rose on the coffin of the OLD BF *

I miss the old backfire too. It's as though he grew up or found a life or something.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I miss the old backfire too. It's as though he grew up or found a life or something.

He did, he found a woman.

He should fire her for not letting him be immature and unprofessional.

Man this is depressing, I HOPE HE READS THIS!

Originally posted by Syren
Double post.

Answer; he's mature and sophisticated now



This is a blatant lie! I am not mature or sophisticated!

Don't worry, despite the fact that I don't have the time make silly threads about assburning farts and chocolate milk (seems rather tasteless to talk about chocolate milk and farts in the same sentance...) , I still have them regularly.

Hell, just yesterday I had one that felt like lava coming out. Good times.

Unfortunately, I don't have time much anymore, I have a gf (which actually may be ending soon), go to school, and am obsessed with one of those god damn MMOG's. And I still have to masterbate and watch horror films too.

Anyways, don't worry, like I said, despite the fact that I don't make silly threads anymore, I still believe and partake in all of the events and actions I described during these silly threads. When I get some time, I will make a few more.

I love you all....except Syren, who I wish I'd have the opportunity to "love" .

Ah, I see.

Wow. . . what an interesting topic you got going here. . . :laughs: *runs out of thread*

Anyone that likes the " original " version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacer kicks ass so backfire belongs in that category