Chinese Proverbs

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badkittykitty
have any funny Chinese Proverbs? here are few,food for thought....


Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War not determine who right, war determine who left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.

drunk_nazgul
Those were great! Where'd ya come up with them? More! More!

tptmanno1
funnnnyy!! i like

clispin
lol they're good.

Captain REX
Man who scratch ass at night wake up with sticky fingers.

wicker_man
A true friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until lost.

q14cyber
mmkay niceeeeeeeeee

dave123
eek! one of Kitty's old threads

Discos
lol silly chinese speach, i would never want to learn chinese

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