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I thinkt his one is hilarious

Blonde in Your Fridge

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?
A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

what did the blonde get on her S A T 's


lip stick

Blonde Half-Wit

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted

what do u call a blonde in the north pole

a snow flake

Irene, are you trying to tell us something?

What do you call a blonde in a retard facility?

Stupid

a blonde walks into a hair cut place she has head phones on the guy thats is going to cut her hair was about to take them off when she goes oooo nooo dont do that if u take those off i will die so he is cutting her hair and after a lil bit she falls a sleep and he decides to take them off to cut her hair better then after he gets done he reaches down to wake her up and she is DEAD he goes omg so he picks up the head phones and listens and there is a voice repating it self going ok breath in no breath out

well im a brunette so i wouldnt know john

john?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?, that's my name ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

omg not another one
i love the name john

i've heard that one b4

yes i love the name john to, who's the other one... is it j to the p?

a blonde a burnette and a red head r stranded on a island one day they come across a lamp and rub it and a genie pops out he says since there is three of u i will grant u each one wish so the red head goes i wish i can go hom poof she vanishes then the burnette goes i want to go home also pooff she is gone the blonde looks around and says im lonely i wish my friends were here

lol, that would suck for the Blonde and Brunette

why would they be her friends

they were on teh is;and together so they became friends and it would suck for the red head and the burnette dont ya mean force but ne way it is just a joke i got a book with chapters about differnt things and blondes is one chapter lol

silver, who's the other john

JP
i love johns

oh, that's cool, i like to be loved

johns *sigh*
i have the biggest crush on this john at my school

well does he know this?

of course but i dont wanna date him im weird

you don't wanna date him, well i'm kinda like that to, i like them but i won't do anything, i'm weird to

i normally do but mot this time

o well then it's just me

WHY DID THE BLONDE TAKE A LADDER TO THE BAR??!!!!!

BECAUSE SHE HEARD THAT THE DRINKS WHERE ON THE HOUSE

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies:
"But, madam, computers do not have curtains"!!!....
And the blonde said...
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does a blonde say when the phone rings when shes ironing?


Oww!

..this is more of a men joke than a blonde joke...

Three blonde guys are walking through the woods when they come to a river. They want to get across, and being the spiritual gentlemen they are, they each decide to pray.

The first blonde guy gets on his knees and prays to God to make him smart enough to cross the river. He turns into a brunette and swims across.

The second guy is a bit of an egotist, and prays to God to make him smarter than the first so he may get across the river. He turns into a red-head, builds a raft, and rafts across the river.

The third blonde guy decides that he is the best of them all, so he prays to God to make him the most intelligent creature on earth so he may be smart enough to cross the river.

He turns into a woman and walks across the bridge.

forgot bout these

Im Blonde

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."

The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

im a blonde at heart

i am a blonde and i think u give blondes a bad name.

Okay don't get mad at me please, but here it goes.


How do you know your secretary is blonde?

There is white out on the computer screen.

blonde jokes arnt funny!

nah u no, dere aint only blonde jokes, i've seen heaps of other jokes bout brunettes n redhead.......sayin dat redheads have bad tempers, n a brunette woodnt be recognized if she was standin next to a blonde,..............

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Why are blonde jokes short and simple?

So men can remember them!

blondes are not bumd
(should ve "blondes are not dumb)
yeah ok not funny.sos

sb i like your jokes!

Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porche.

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American
said,"We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So
what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and
the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you
know. We're going at night!"

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and
approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason
that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied, "Oh
officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident!
I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved
to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved
to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror,the
officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."

SHE WAS SO BLONDE, THAT...

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.

She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.

When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".

She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".

Oh these are getting better and better!

i am to tease.....i mean please. I aim to please

HA

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

(are you ready? ... this is a beauty ... :lol

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

Oh dear!!

50 REASONS TO BE BLONDE

1. We can get laid anytime we want.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We piss sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We avoid speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
7. We get to shop at Victoria's Secret.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them.
11. Men light our cigarettes for us.
12. Men hold the door open for us.
13. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!).
14. We're cuter.
15. We lie better.
16. We're better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge.
19. We don't worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.
21. We don't have to mow the lawn.
22. We don't have to take out the garbage.
23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.
24. PMS - yet another excuse to ***** at men.
25. Cosmopolitan.
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.
28. PMS is a legal defence for murder.
29. Men are like tiles, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.
30. We can masturbate more in a day than men can.
31. 2 words - multi orgasmic.
32. We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.
33. Sweat is sexy on us
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too.
37. We get expensive jewellery as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewellery all the time because men **** up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Blondes are cleaner.
41.Blondes have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know).
42. We're better arguers.
43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.
44. Massage!!!!
45. Blondes know how to fake it..
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men.
48. We're flexible.
49. Better Tips
50. There is no penis envy.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

^ heard that one

have y'all done the mirror one?

theres lots of mirrow ones

the poof one... i cant quite remember it

hahaha i have so many jokes just dont wanna look them up now

How did the blonde drown?

There was a mirrow at the bottom of the pool.

whaddya call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant....

no offence saucy.....

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

im blonde too

What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing, they never met.

aaaaahahahahaha

What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden retriever!



interpret that how u will

*points at burly and laughs* ahahahaha

Why do blondes take the pill?

So they know which day of the week it is.

One for the ladies............ (soz its a tad long!)

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

Are you ready for it girlies it's worth the wait ........................... here it comes....

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch.

Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!

saucy> ahaha

saucy>

Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?

She threw out all the W's

i love this one, it cracks me up

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, it's because you're 25."

What's a blonde's favorite wine?

"Daddy! can I go to Miami!

burly

saucy>

How do you change a blonde's mind?

Blow in her ear.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

There are some things even a blonde won't do.

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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

Blonde, brunette and red head sat arround table talking..

Brunette: ''I found a pack of ciggarets in my daughter's garbage, i cant believe my daughter smokes.

Red head: ''I found an empty bottle in my daughter's trash, i cant believe my daughter drinks.

Blonde: ''I found a condom in my daughter trash....i cant believe my daughter has a penis!''

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

awkwardly laughs

lil>

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

!
Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"

Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M.

Signed, the Blonde." She then pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.

saucy>

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends

How do you spot a bonde in an airport?

She's the one trowng the bread crums to the airplanes!

i cant think of any jokes at the moment, but funny boy will get some soon enough

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

wats that mean

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

never mind....

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"

pssst lil burly is blonde himself I got that

seriously, whats trowng

Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"

thanks, i misspelt throwing!!

A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

hahahahaha

these keep getting meaner.... and funnier

What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo...
A blonde says any-cock-le-doo...

silver> breathing is a reflex action so

There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

dont ruin jokes

The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through tiolet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat

dave> i dont get it

dont make me find nasty guy blonde jokes too

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."


hahahaaaa...

Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her blinker was on.
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Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.
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Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree
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Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don't moo-moo when you pull on their ****.
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Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.

ahahaha blonde test

Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE or a smart blonde...yeah right...

1.Who do want to be most like in life:
A.Vanna White
B.Michelle Fiefer
C.Britney Spears
E.None of the Above

2.In a game of Hide-And-Go Seek, do you:
A.Run when you see the seeker
B.Stay hiding until the seeker finds you
C.Run when the seeker sees you
E.Follow the seeker quietly

3.What happens when you get Alzheimers Disease
A.You loose alot of weight
B.Gain weight
C.Get really smart
D.Loose your memory

4.How do you kill a bird:
A.Hit it
B.Throw it off a building
C.Cook it
D.All of the above

5.What's an important question about pregnancy
A.Is it mine
B.How far along am I
C.Is it a boy or girl
D.What hospital should I go to for delivery

Don't read them this part:

Results:
1.
A=5pts.
B=3pts.
C=2pts.
D=1pt.

2.
A=4
B=5
C=2
D=3

3.
A=4
B=3
C=5
D=1

4.
A=3
B=5
C=4
D=1

5.
A=5
B=1
C=3
D=2

TOTAL:
20 =Official Dumb Blonde; 15-19=Pretty Dumb; 10-14=Not Bad; 9-Smart for a Blonde

silly bosnia

Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm "sooo" drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: "good for up to 20 pounds."

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

no offence to any blondes here

i cant wait till Raz makes us that forum!

I say joke forum next *gets petition*

i aint got any pics, but i'll just look at everyone elses

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A: Saliva.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"

Once upon a time, there was a blonde driving down the highway. In the distance, she saw a brunette doing jumping jacks in the middle of the road, so she decided to pull over.
The brunette was jumping up and down clapping her hands over her head, and shouting, "Twenty one! Twenty one! Twenty one!" So, seeing how this looked like fun, the blonde got behind her, and started doing jumping jacks, and shouting, "Twenty one! Twenty one! Twenty one!"

This goes on for about an hour, and the brunette got tired, so she sat down. But the blonde decided to continue because she was having the best time of her lifedoing jumping jacks in the middle of the highway shouting twenty one.

Along came a truck and splat! There goes the blonde. Well the brunette got up and went back into the road and started doing jumping jacks and shouting, "Twenty two! Twenty two! "

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: A foursome.

Q: What do you call a blonde in a black leather jacket?
A. A rebel without a clue!

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

Q: What does a blonde say during a porno?
A: There I am!!

Q: What does the postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up. ahahahaha divorced

silver> ur doin too much

One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.

bite me