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This is for horny people like me

*walks in with a 20 and waves it in teh air. A woman walks up to me and grabs my hand and takes me to a room, Fun times are had by all*

LMFAO

-calls out Max's name- Sweetie I am free of charge as far as you are concernced so get over here

-Runs inside- Ya called Linds

Now c'mon we have a room with our name written all over it

-Lifts Linds into my arms an' carries her into a seperate room-

-kicks the door closed behind her and lets the magic begin-

I bet everyone wants to get a taste of whats going on in here

*walks out of room smiling an pulling up and zipping up my pants, struts out happilly. Turns toward the room i just exited, "see you in 2 hours, be ready, sorry i hurt you" Walks out*

Too bad they'll never know

This is a bordello, what do you expect, there is a hotel somewhere on the forums, if you dont want blunt sexual talk by people other then max, i suggest you go to said hotel.

eeeeeeeew no Irene made that hotel, she might not like getting frisky with Max in her hotel

well then, you will take the blunt sexual remarks and like them.

Oh relax

obviously didnt catch the sarcasm in the statement. my mistake.

Whatever all i know is I wanna enjoy this thread as much as I can -grabs Linds by the waist an' trails kisses down her neck-

-giggles- You always like to tickle me don't you?

Ya know ya like it Linds

Ok so maybe I do.....................

-Continues kisses- Then I won't stop

*walks in and finds a lovely 400 pound woman with 3 teeth and 90% chance of vaginal disease* so hows it goin baby..

now thats the type of crap that should be going on in here

roface