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can't find the old one.... who's got a riddle???

ah, the memories ...

"riddle me this, riddle me that"

can I share in the memories?

sure, turn back the time a few months and sign up

just that "riddle me this..." (the name of this thread) reminds me of a thread I made a few months ago titled "riddle me this, riddle me that" somewhere in the GDF

ok, thx for the sharing

ok then i take it that the thread was a goodie

we should get riddles here to get that back

ok then

lemme see... can't think of any

i have lots but am too lazy to go look them up

the are loads in the hobbit

this is an old and eay 1 but i thot i mite as well say it: What has hands and a face but isnt and never has been alive?

a clock?

yupyup, mister keanu dude is right

yeah!

What is wet, what is white, what has designs and is never the same?

I think it's easy, but you might not be able to get it.... (My friends 19 year old brother didn't get it for 3 days )

cloud??

sorry nope...... the answer:

snow

but it fits for cloud too,wet, designes and never the same,
I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!!

well, his answer is quite good too

sure, ok.... I don't feel like arguing...

"riddle me this riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?"

haha i was just kidding but umm
ok this one is hard
a long white barn, no windows or doors but locked inside is a golden treasure.
what is it

the inside of an egg?

dang ur good yess

next up,
billy and his mom went to the park one day and as hi mom was chatting with a friend billy climbed to the top of a 100 foot tree, when his mom was done talking she turned to billy and yelled "cmon down were going" billy promply jumped from the top of the tree and landed unhurt besides his unconcerned mom, how?

the tree was cutt down and was on it's side?

Easy.His mom is an idiot.

hahaha, tigers good

****!

I think DBZ fan got the right answer!!I kno one!!What goes in hard and comes out soft and wet?

Thanks you...... (btw: do you play trumpet?)

hmmmm..... a good one...........

yes i do hence the name

My brothers farts.

don't want to know.....

LoL none of the above Its Bubble Gum

bubble gum?

ok how bout,
a horse walked all day, by the end of the day 2 of its legs walked 21 miles and the other 2 walked 20 miles, how come??

YEa bubble come is hard when u put it in ur mouth and soft and wet when u take it out!!

it's two front hooves are ahead by a couple of feet so it's hind legs were on the 2o mile side and it's front hooves were on the 21 mile side....

The front hooves are faster than the back hooves.

nope ill give u a hint tho
the right side traveled farther than the left side

it did work I just got the anser from you.

kool

I kno its on a trailor!!!

w/e i can't guess

I did not get the riddle though

huh? I'm now confused

fine
the horse is a mill horse it walks all day in circles, so the side of the horse that is on the outside of the circle goes farther

I did not know what the riddle ment.

Ohhh I get it!!!

good, now could u explain it to dbz fan cuz i dun feel like it

I get it now

ok good
but i dun feel like posting another riddle so someone else do it

I am not good at riddles, I am out

to do a spoiler : message

Hm i cant think of ne riddles..

Okay:There are three men,the 3 men have places to go.1place:BurgerKing2place mall 3place job
man number 1 goese to hi job. were do 2 and 3 go?2 mall 3 Burger king

to do a spoiler, do just what u did but with out the/ that is just so when they are talking to u it doesnt create the spioler

oh.

what big, hairy, and unrealisitc?

A sashquash

I don't know..... that's why I was asking you....

HEY!

funnie? Yes? No?

eer,yah..

whatever

I never was, am always to be,
None ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
Who live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.

the future

almost, but not quite

i got sbut you probably know the answers-
a)30 white horses on a red sea.

b)A golden penny in a treasure chest

1) mouth

mine was 'tomorrow'

whats 2?

hope

its an egg...the yolk is a golden penny and the treasure chest is the shell.your right,1 is mouth

woops, didn't saw your solution phoe

have you read the hobbit?

"thirty white horses upon a red hill.
They stamp and they champ and then they stand still"


or sumthin like that...

phoes riddle is way good.did you make it up yourself?

one for yerss....



Avec un guide impitoyable,
Je parcours les monts chevelus,
Ou je poursuis un monstre, aux humains redoubtable;
C'est aux jeunes taillis que je chasse le plus,
Et souvent j'y vais faire un carnage effroyable
De ces monstres cruels, sous mes dents, abattus.

don't remember it

translation...


With a ruthless guide,
I wander over hairy mountains,
Where I pursue a monster, dreaded by humans.
It is in the young brushwood that I hunt the most,
And often I inflict a frightful carnage
On those cruel monsters, slaughtered under my teeth

dunno how to say it in english, probably way wrong

say it in french/flemish then

schaar van ne kapper tege de luize

is it something you use in your hair you mean? cos the answer is a comb

spoilered cos it contains the answer

heres one:

im as perfect as God,
as mean as the devil,
poor peopl have me,
rich people need me,
and if you eat me you'll die.

Okay, after a riddle is answered, I'll either add on another one, or I'll leave it to the person that got it right. If you can't answer one, I'll give the answer after half an hour, mkay?

Anywho, to start it off:

Two cars were found on a foggy night facing opposite directions. The drivers of both cars were found INSIDE THEIR RESPECTIVE VEHICLES dead of massive head trauma. No one had entered or left either vehicle. What CAUSED THE MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA THAT caused their deaths?

heard it b4

DAMN YOU FUNNY BOY.....DAMN YOU!!! (funny boy is dave)

...Heard what before?

that riddle, so if i answer it, then i havent really worked it out.....
i'll leave it for someone who doesnt know it

i was gonna say a man's brain, but man does not make the brain *shrugs*

Really? I think you should look again.

hmmm, they were both so ugly that the died

nicely editted

maybe they crashed into each other?

They hit each other...? Wait, that can't be right...? Someone already posted that!

Dang you Funny boy (Dave)!

if the cars were facing opposite DIRECTIONS does that mean they could still be facing EACH OTHER? cos then it means they crashed....

but i dunno

No one's right so far...maybe we should just skip to the next one?

Yeah... but what was the answer? They were killed and left sitting there?

the fog caused the trauma

FOG?!

I don't get it...

The answer(this answer sucks so damn much and theres probably a better way to phrase it): "They were driving in opposite directions with their heads stuck out the windows to try to see in the fog and they smacked their heads into each other."

...Yeah, I know, craptacular, I'll choose better riddles from now on...anywho:

A man suddenly walks up to you and says "If you lie to me I will kill you with a knife., and if you tell me the truth I will kill you with a gun"

What must you say to stay alive?

"hello"

nothing...?

Dave: Correct.

Shadowskill: Notice I highligthed the word "say".

Well, your choice dave, post a riddle or allow me to continue.

lmao i got one right

errrr..... lets see....... i aint got any riddles, so i'll post a simple one for y'all

There is a carton of eggs on a table. Six people each take an egg, how can it be that there is still one egg in the carton?

it was a 7-pack

close enough, your turn

...there is no spoon?

ok u'll probably get this is one go.....what has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, 3 legs in the evening and no legs at night?

Human beings.

It devours all things, birds, beasts, trees, flowers, it gnaws iron, bites steel, grounds stone into meal, it slays kings, ruins towns and beats high Mountains down. Now, aside from the almight spoon, What is it?

correct. ur turn

TIME!!!

Shadowskill: Correct

YAY!

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fill.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

darkness/shadows?

In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie...
>.>
<.<
Ignore that..

Funny Boy: yep, it's darkness, have a go!

lemme write the next one pleeeez i got a good'un

*NOTE* I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE!!!

a friend of mine got this from someone in his family, but didnt stay to hear the end, and i dunno how it ends!

Which kitchen utensil is/can be full, but you can always add more to it?

the almighty spoon?

The even almightier spork?

Why are we answering this if we don't know the answer?

i dunno, i'll let matrix man post the next one

He's offline.

Then someone else start one!

A man finds an ancient-looking coin in his backyard. It has the date 25 B.C. on it. He throws it away. Why did he throw it away?

because it's a modern coin that looks old, and 25 BC is not the date it was made

Your answer is right, your turn. And if you think I said you were wrong, then your delirious.
>.>
<.<

there is nothing inaccurate in my statement!!! although there is no proof it was "modern"

>.>
<.<
I'm tired, so I'm just going to nod my head and say:
"Yes, I see, now please post a riddle"

i'm tired, and i dont know any riddles

Okay:

There are three light bulbs on the 2nd floor of a building and there are three switches on the ground floor which are used to turn on the light bulbs (one switch for each bulb). A man is on the ground floor knows that all the light bulbs are turned off. How can he just go up the 2nd floor once and determine which switches turn on which light?

By the way, dave, is your name "Chocobojoe" on anther website?

no, i dont think i've ever used chocobojoe

he turns on one, and leaves it. that light will be on upstairs
he leaves the other switch, that light will be off upstairs
he turns on one, then turns it off, that light will be off and WARM upstairs

Damn...my search continues...I was so damn sure this time...Well, do you know anyone with the user name "Harvestmoongirl"?

nope

The cords from the lightbulbs run from the third forr to the bottom?

Dave: Correct, and darn you for not being who I thought you were ;_;

What are the next two letter in this sequence: O T T F F

O T?

er...Nevermind...next:

Your father has one but your mother uses it.
Micheal J. Fox has a small one.
Arnold Schwarznegger has a big one.
The Pope has one but he doesn't use it.

Hehehe, lets see who actually speaks whats on their mind for the answer.

I'm daresay it's not what most of us are thinking about...

what crawls on the ground and clings to the pillar? (i got this riddle from a Yu-Gi-Oh manga in shonen jump)

Wait... I read that one... what was is damnit!