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I am ze new KMC KGB. Vat? Youn dond belif me? Comrade, I shuf AK upp your azz, then u belif me.

*snipes out the KGB*

Killer Green Bud?

KGB here is an Alki Pop

BAH!!!! I show you!!!!

Show me wha' ??

....I dunno.

im confused but its an army i wanna join that would be fun

You vish to join KGB?

when you tell me what it is

OMG!!!! The KGB was once the russian version of MI6. Only THE best secret service in the world. You didnt know?

Youre welcome to join......if you dare

Ha! That is exactly what I thought

I vish to smoke it!

mejoin mejoinmejoin there is some serious butt kicking to be done

I vish to smoke it while he vishes to smoke the KGB http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/2guns.gif

kgb? eurotrash.

I DO I WANNA BE AN MI6 AGENT WHEN IM OLDER I AM SO STOOPID

ok! that's it celsius! I warned you before!

you're officially under arrest by the Secret Wacko Service!
come with me in a calm way!

*jumps on Yerss and pulls him to the ground*
you may not take our leader

and I was suggesting a closer co-operation between the SWS and the KGB!

oh well sorry at least you got jumped on and thats always fun

especially if you do it

well thats always a bonus

you are

i no

what so funny

mesa confused yerss

you guys

wesa funny yerssle

flirtyflirtyflirty...yers,mks,kmc makeout room 4 u 2!

this is normal for us hun

flirtiness is fun

i no that

so is silver

is what

dude huggles to all

wrong thread

fine
if cels can be the kgb ima gonna be the CIA
har har har
*sneaks around*

KGB, SD6, yadda yadda yadda

I would like to join the KGB

cmon ppl im recruiting for the KMC CIA!!!

ok - cia good - sd6 bad.

KMC CIA

I see manny vish to join? Goot. You are all now secret agents. Velcome Comerades

U can be my TOP agent Silver .

no thanks not interested im busy elsewhere

Ah! I see. U a spy for another country

har har har
my spy network has more ppl than urs does

unless elmstreet fan is a double agent then hes
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/giljotiini.gif or maybe http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/hang.gif possibly http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif whatever is more painful
double agents will not be tolerated

No they wont.

we agree on something my russian nemasis

MWA HA HA!!!

*peers around corner and waits for backup*http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/lookaround.gif

gets out guns and shoots tot

*starts running away but suddenly tunsa around andhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/rifle.gif

CIA Agent Tiger here to help Tptmanno1!

*Throws a fog bomb...... everything stops.... no one can see anything.....*

Can a calmness be regained?

Nope!

not around here anyways

I kinda figured THAT out......

*pops up to help Tiger and unloads!!!!*
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/rifle.gif

*nods....* CIA WAY BETTER THAN KGB! (Bloody Russians LOVE blood...)

HAR HAR HAR
we rule
*keeps unloading unto cels and all his minions*

*bump*



Soldier Boys!!!!

Portuguese intelligence agent Corlindel drinks a cup of tea while press the nuclear button near to him and the thread explodes

*walks up to Kosta* Comrade, velcome...i am sure you know our mutual friend...Celsius, no?

I am wondering, what are the advantages of joining ze KMC KGB...after all, everyone knows the KGB is extremely good to it's members...why should i join ze KGB?

the Russian KGB

Yay sign me up... i'll be a good field operative!

Let us waiste some capitalist pigs...

oh, what the hell, i will join...i will train to do anything i need...i will be black ops, field agent, torture specialist, spy, etc. just give me a mission assignment, and i will do your work.

is the KMC KGB gonna just die like that, without a struggle or anything? i don't think so...

Wow, who dug up this old thread!!???

Heres How you Join!!!

If you wish to be part of the KMC KGB, You MUSST put the lettters KMC KGB somewhere in your Signiature.

Now do it for the motherland Comrades!!!

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!

now we need missions...

*Drops head on desk and puts feet up* "oh ya"

i aint afraid of no KGB.

Then you may want to be apart of our cutthroat group.... if you apparently don't fear us

i fear no one and nothing.

Do you fear the air you breath? The light or sun on your skin? because the KGB is there... muhaha!

*walks in behind RJ* ...And we are all around you...you may not see us, or hear us, but we are here, watching, waiting...we will get you, don't you worry...we will, and when we do, you will regret it, and you will fear...the mighty KGB...MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHH new recruits!!!

Your first trial is to....to......DRINK 5 LITRES OF VODKA AND NOT FAINT!!!!! MWA HA!!! I DINT SAY IT WAS GONNA BE EASY!!!

*downs seventh for the hour, slams bottle to table, then turns to Kosta* only 5 huh...you must be getting weak in your old age...you know as well as i that a good russian can down much more than 5 litres without fainting, comrade...

Twas just the test. I wouldnt want to introduce so much alcohol in to your system straight away, good to see you can hold your liquor.
Now the second test. Eliminate 15 armed Mrine core and SAS special forces commandos, they are highly trained. Use caution, this should be a walk in the park for you.

wow this place is back!

*takes another drink of his vodka, then turns toward Kosta* Is this while we are sober, or after we have had 5 litres? b/c if you want me sober, this is gonna take awhile...*then turns back to table and takes another drink*

You *hic* drank *hic* all my vodka? *hic*

Pint for my car one for me, pint for my car one for me,.....

*gulp*
Sorry, Raven, took your last pint.

NOOOOOO! oh well one for naz, one for my car, one for me

i am a spy. i have stolen the secret plans while you guys were getting shit faced.

Russian troops fight better drunk.... little CIA man

Russian troops do everything better drunk. Americans pee better when drunk.

OH ya

Do Russians have little bathrooms of to the side of the battlefield? Cuz I hafta use it!

We are in our meeting house for operatives theres one down the hall.

100th post!

i am not CIA.

Raven got some of it right, then. At least, you're part man... hopefully.

part man? whatever. i am all man.

I'd like for you NOT to prove it!

now, where's that restroom...

first door on the left, the ladies room.

Why do you laugh?

*goes in*

LOL

cuz you peed your pants.

.

You can do it while high on magic mushrooms for all I care MAGGOT! You just DO IT! DISSMISSED!

ok...here goes nothing...*takes final swig of bottle, throws at wall, then marches out of the building to building next door, where he gets on his computer and orders one 1-way ticket to America* Better start somewhere...

dont try to frighten me with your sorcerous ways, HDM.

that proves you are scared, otherwise you wouldn't have said anything like that...it is our past that instills fear in the heart's of men in the present...remember that...

it was a star wars joke, dude.

lets all get Korri drunk

RJ> i know...

Korri> how bout Korri gets Korri drunk...

that could work but im broke

hmmm...i'm broke too...spent all my money on the plane tickets and my three week supply of vodka for the trip...sorry, can't buy you a drink...

hows about some corellian rum?

Why, thank you!

*pours some rum for DN, swigs from bottle*

Only vodka from the motherland shall do.....

only if the rum is laced with glitterstim...

I hear talking, BUT I DONT HEAR THE SOUND OF DEAD BODIES HITTING THE GROUND HDM!!!!

its kewl

The safe house has its own distillery!

SIR, I'M SORRY, SIR!!!

i will get right on that...*walks out of hotel, down the street with an AK in his coat, and starts looking for Langley, then thinks to self, 'wait...there aren't any Marines at Langley'* Hmmm...um, Kosta, where are the Marines at?

jello

Jello with vodka subtituting for water!

Jello shots rock!!!

*Distlills a new barrel of vodka and rolls it into the front room*

*Sneers at the insabordinance*

In the US nnaval base, Bring me their dog tags for proof. you WILL need to use stealth, use any equipment nessisary. After you have killed the marines, you will need to infiltrate the Australian army base and kill the S.A.S. commandos as specified in the briefing. They are highly trainedd proffesional soldiers, ue caution.
Pass this and you will be awwarded the rank of sergeant. Dismissed.

*rises from the barrel* shall i assist HDM with waisting petty marines or infiltraite the US embassy and secure the security layouts?

Up to you private, it ma be difficult, you two can work it out, however iff you assist i must insistt that i get a higher body count.

Security infiltration then *attaches silencer to pistol and MP5*

lets all go hedge-diving!

LEAD THE WAY KOR.........WAIT A MINUTE! NO!

why not?

I have buisiness to attend to *stomp off in to the woods naked*

*is very disturbed*

...

*salutes* Sir Yes Sir!!!

*motions to raven* alright, here's what we do...*continues talking while attaching a silencer to his ppk*we move in from behind the mess hall from the woods. we snipe from outside and kill soldiers while they eat. if there aren't enough eating, we move onto the barracks. we must move with the utmost of speed and confidence, and we cannot make any mistakes. our bullets must hit their targets. alright, move out.

how about we just plant explosives.

or poison

hmmm...good thinking...poison the punch...i like it!!! right away!!

Hege-dive! THATS A FRICKIN ORDER