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My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."


2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"


11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"

oh the truness of it all...

and still after all the teaching, you stayed the same

couldnt disappoint the fans

isn't tex the leader of the fangroup?

he better not be or I'll disown it

but he lurfs you

are you high he doesnt even like me

he hides it well

if it were ever true I would die of shock

you want to be cremated or burried?

neither since its a lie and you know it

oh, but it's true,

he said: girlfriend, you know, I just lurf that silver_tears girl!

you know you arent a good liar

The girlfriend part..is my line....i will murder him...

oh and...

ok, he said he adored you

yerss where exactly is this

what' what?

where did he say this

in a pm

still dont believe you Tex hates me and always will

Tex doesnt hate you...


you people crack me up....

nah, ask him next time

no I would rather make fun of him

I'll ask him than

knock yourself out knowing him he will deny it all and make the announcemnet to the word that he had amnesia or sumthing

nah, he'll make a "I lurf silver" thread

oh goodness gracious he would never stoop so low

for the lurf of his live?

<---- I repeat according to him he has too much class for me

me? really?

did you get lost