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23. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

22. Don't tell me you forgot to bring the anatomy book!

21. Someone call the janitor! We're going to need a mop!

20. Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie..

19. Oh no! I just lost my contact.

18. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration!

17. Hmmm.. I never knew that thing was in there...

16. What's this doing here?

15. What do you mean you want a divorce?

14. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

13. That's cool! Now can you make her leg twitch?!

12. Rats, there go the lights again...

11. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

10. You fool! You got the arms and legs switched.

9. Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

8. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

7. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

6. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

5. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

4. Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

3. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

2. Ah, well.. I never really did like this guy too much...

and last but not least...

1. "Pass the scalpel" . . . "Sure! Here you go, Dr. Kevorkian!"

hey silver have you lost it

well i lost sumthing (and dont think dirty here)

well i wasn't now i am

well anyways its not wat u think..........

Thats the WRONG kidney u f00l!

"Is that supposed to be there?"

hehe those are funny... i dont get the last one

"Which ones the aorta again?"

are you sure theres supposed to be three of those

hello dr.nick

"This IS patient 447 right?"

someone explain the dr kevorkian one to me!

is the coroner on hold

"Why is this man awake???"

i don't know the dr kevorkian either

"Scalpel, suction, scalpel, needle, sponge, blowtorch"

dr kevorkian helps people commit suicide.......in other words he kills people for a fee so u wouldnt want him to do ur surgery now would you

By far the worst thing a guy could hear

"Oops, I cut his prostate!"

docter:you'll be allright that skate board only left a scrach...*cough*ya rite*cough*

u know our insurance covers us for leaving equipment in patients

Don't worry it is only the janiter who is in here.*whispers to janiter*pull the plug..

*pointing at different organs* eenie meanie miney mo which one of you needs to go

I have compittion huh?*starts to cut out the insides*HAH! TRY TO BEAT THAT PUMPKIN CARVING!!!!HOLEY CRUD!I KILLED A PASHIENT!!!!

"So Youre telling me that the left side of the brain controls the RIGHT side of the body? Impossible"

"No you fool, THIS is the spleen, THATS the stomach!!"

"Anybody got a light?"

"I need a cigarrette, My hands are shaking."

"I am SOOOO high! LOL"

"I'll take a some of this home, feed my cat"

*starts opperating* did i wash my hands ?

"This isnt anasthesia!!! This is HELIUM!!!!!"

*Starts operating* "OH DAMN!!! Forgot the gloves!!!"

"Has anyone seen my glasses?"

silver starting lots of funny threads lately

"oopsh, I sheem to have losht my teef..."

"Boy, this is hard with a knife and fork."

yes phoe i am

*after being sewn up doctor says* wait, it was the kidney I was supposed to remove right??

ive gotta few

1. "uh-oh"

2 "Your not sue-happy are you?"

3 "That's not Ice you idiot!"

4 "Was this supposed to stay here?"

5 "What do you mean the power is going to be cut!?"

Who bumped this?

you did obviously

How about this?

Now for some fava beans and a nice chianti...

"whoops there he goes!!!"

"is it supposed to look like that?"

"So when are me and you going to fu** each other tommorow,nurse".

*a low toned fart is emmited*

"oh, man! did someone fart...whew..and pew!!!"

*then they all join in for a laugh*

During Brain Sugery,*Takes Brain Out*"Be right back I need to go take a sh!t".

look who killed it

Your not burlyman.

but who is? detective

*a laugh wakes a half sleepy man, two women stand overhead removing a bullet from the pelvis area*

"hey, look at his pecker, no more than 2 inches..."

burly

oops

"So is that normal?"

"What was I supposed to take out again?"

"I like your kidney...can I have it?"

"So...would you like to go out to dinner sometime?"

"i dont remember putting that there :
"weve just ran out of anasthetic "
"the wrist bone's connected to the, arm bone. the arm bone's connected to my, wrist watch..."

"how much do you think we can get for his kidney on the black market?"

*to nurse* "we're covered in case of death right?!?!?"

When the sign on the door says "Operating 101" Run!!

When the doc says
"hey, i remember you from high school"

And you remember him as the jackass!

im dyeing?

i dont think they will need this, will they?

*during brain surgery*
I'm not really a doctor, but I did stay at a Holdiday Inn Express. So, what does this do? Ummm, is this red stuff normal?

lol

'what is this'

why is that machine making a loung, high pitched sound. And what's that flat green line mean?