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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

he he he he he.

funny

oh Irene!

hehehe!

i cant think of a come back to this one

man:you have 206 bones in your body. would you like another one?

common misconception!!

How about the universal come back - F**k off your ugly!

that would work

*sigh* it usually does...it dont matter if ur witty as long as u get the point across...

lol

Using comebacks just to counter a pickup line is as stupid as using a pickup line. Only time those are remotely funny if it's just to screw around, (AKA, humurously) and stuff.

-edit- Pretty good though.

Which is what we is doing here

weel excuse my sexist thread then

it aint sexist! im male and i found this hilarious!

oh dear!

well i like it

yea so do I

wow it must have been boring here in july if no one replied

nicely bumped

and it was july

july? damn...i dint notice that

shlol

me neither

it said the first post was 10-26-03, that would be oct.26

yeah... i can count

not in europe it woudn't...US, yes, europe, no