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Men are like......

.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

.....mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.

.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

.....bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

Again just a joke..........u know i love the guys out there

haha those are great silver!!

*bows* why thank you

Men are like g-strings...
they always wanna be up ur ass

whoa

I' not like that

.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

These are great!

lol

i like them

oh and.......

are like roses
watch out for the pricks

parking lots
all the good ones are taken and the ones left are handicapped

Yeah I'm like a G-string, I'm the ladies man

Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

Men are like....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ....Vacations. They never seem long enough.

Men are like....Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like ....Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.

Men are like....Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.

Men are like....Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.

Men are like....Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like....Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like....Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you're riding it.

Men are like....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

:lo: forgot this one

Men are like.....Toliets...they are either engaged or full of shit!

i don't do that...

ST datz sum funny shit!!!!

Men are like ....Vacations. They never seem long enough.

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oh, i have proof against this one, well atleast for myself

''.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it''

OMG the trueness of it all!!

*sarcastic moc whine mode* men are like whaaaaa men are like waaaaaaah