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"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.

St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history!

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Two words..."Ally McNaked".

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

Garbage would take itself out.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in:

Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".

When your wife/girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

"Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

If men ruled, the man show would be going on 24/7/365
great......

I agree with most of these, but not all of them.

feel free to add ur own

If men ruled the world...


...there would be a tv in every room of the house so we wouldn't have to miss one second of the big game.

...a full course meal would always be pizza and beer.

...every family would own their own monster truck.

...there would be no governors on car engines.

...there would be no Oxygen or Lifetime Networks.

...the only soap opera's on tv would be Sports Entertainment (Wrestling)

I like the man show

If men ruled the world there would be mandatory naked women days.

Ohh man, that's like my biggest fantasy ever. Make it illegal for supermodels to wear clothes, or just hot chicks in general.

Yeah, and if they refuse to wear nothing then they get spanked.

Exactly, I'd be the spank meister

Amen


Gay men with bad attitudes could be shot on sight

i drink to that!! cheers mate!!

cheers

If men ruled the world........ IF?

what about women ruling?
If men ruled the world...one word.insanity.

men rule the world

we only made you think that
everybody knows that women are in charge

women rule.fullstop...........................and more full stops.................

*has the urge to pat storm on the head*

*rushes out*

howdy men are cute women have the brains behind the guys cute backsides

*opens door so storm can get out*
mymy, you seem frisky today... have a cookie! *gives cookie*

who seems frisky and can i have a cookie

I' m not a dog

*pats storm on the head*
suuure you're not, now ... if you be good and sit down and behave, ... you'll get ANOTHER cookie! now, isn't that good?

I WANT A COOKIE

*gives cookies to mks!*

being not a dog doesn' t mean that I can' t bite

what? you're going to jump up and bite my knee?

im the only one allowed to bite yerssle you can bite fire

she already does I think

I wouldn' t dare

then something is going wrong

Leave the Man Show alone!

And if Men ruled, women would have no clothes, and sexual harassment would be allowed, gee, then I guess Temptation would be obsolete.

couldnt they let guys be naked too

NO GUY WANTS TO SEE D***!

but we do

BUT THE POINT OF MEN RULING THE WORLD IS NAKED WOMEN NOT NAKED MEN, MEN WOULD BE IN UNDERWEAR ALL DAY!

that will do for me

ugh... having to be naked.. and having men perve at you.... allllll day..

that'd suck... and not literally..

fine but i am not having Dr Marshall as a teacher hes bad enough with clothes

siver tears i like the way u think


if men ruled the world.......


"reality t.v" wud be the playboy channel

daily news papers wud b sports illustrated(prefrebly swimsuite issue) and wheres waldo.

spaghettios wud be found at all fast food resteraounts

all mean fat people be sent do a desert island in a the new season of survivor. ( but they will never leave)

marijuana will be legal

no more milk just chocolate milk.

midgets wud b only used for entertainment puposes like dancing and juggling at half time

mondays will be declerad nap day

every house wud have a pool complete w/ three swimsuit models and an inflateable beach ball.

martha stuart will be crucified.

haroldo rivera will be stoned to death.

sadam huesain and osama bin ladin will fite in a cage match till the death.

thongs will b the only panties optional.

legal drinkin age will be lowered to 15

michael jackson will be black agian, and then die a few days later

miike tyson will still be bankrupt still

and of coarse britany and madonna will make out all day evry day

hmmmmm wut a wonderfull world

why thanks

yeah sound it legal drinking should be 14 though

hell then why even bother w/ a dinking age cheers evry one

Men do rule the world...


Also, prostitution would probably be legalized

And sex would be manditory during a relationship.

i wish there was no authority and clinton was world president he rocks

lol...

he wud declare every day national blow job day

NBJ day!! wohooo!!

Yeah...that sounds like an idea of a guy.

what a brilliant idea that would be.

Hm, I like that idea!

bill clinton world leader tthat wud b good

yeah hes a dude

If Rob ruled the world then this world would be a better place... for Rob of course

men already rule the world - yawn and look how crappy it is!

we'd all lose our virginity when we were 13.....whether we wanted to or not

that would be cool

Yeah...

And, Bisexuality would be the only sexuality for women, IF men ruled the world...

Rape would be a legal thing, seeing as MOST men only care about themselves, and could care less about us women... blowup

Men should NEVER be allowed to rule Women should rule! diva

We would all be in trouble!LOL!JM

Do you mean, ruled the world without making any concessions to women? Because men do rule, now, but it's not total inequality.
WELL...
__If men ruled the world, fathers would be allowed to send their sons to prison for looking them in the eye without permission...
__Rich men would have many wives, poor men would take turns in drag
__women would be frequent suicides
__female circumcision and the end of the sexual revolution
__Nude models in the streets? Try Burkas. SeXXXy, yeh...whoo, does it for me EVERYTIME.

Actually there are almost double as many women than men in the world now...

Last week in English class a kid said that every man should now be able to have two wives a piece!

Would that guy have been YOU?
__How's it working for you, BTW?

No that guy wasn't me..it was another guy in Eco. class

Things are all right..kind of boring since I'm back in school nd winter break is over...

how are you?

Good. I finally got over my cold. I miss Syren and C. Moose; they're not round much lately.

They're online a lot at like 11 AM here...

Weekdays, right? I have to talk to Syren about a certain outdoor sport I'd like to organize.

Mmhmm on weekdays...I see them on when I get home from lunch errr I mean school...

You're home from school at 11?

well yeah around there..it all depends if I go out and eat or just go straight home or anywhere else.

Hey, I have to go...PM me. Explain yourself!

11 A.M?

yeah

is that hard to believe or something?

wait don't men already rule the world?

(no offense to the guys but look at the evidence and the rulers of the earths governments

HA!!......lol

If you wrote these...you know me well and I luv you...

if not....good eye, slugger...