Why?........

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silver_tears
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve

10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.

8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would, therefore, need Eve to go get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he left his tools.

3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

And finally, the number ONE reason that God created Eve...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head, and said, "I can do better than THAT!"

ChinaNiki
number 1 is the bestbig grin

finti
there is only one reason why Eve was created and that was because Adam needed someone to serve him

Celsius
MWA HA! evil face

Neo_Version 7
Maybe God created Eve for Adam to have sex with?...

And vice-versa.

ChinaNiki
Eve was created because Adam was an idiot who needed someone to tell him how to get through the day. If it wasn't for Eve the garden would've smelled like beer, piss, and stale pizza.

silver_tears
lol

eve was created second because theres always a rough draft before the masterpiece wink

Kes
laughing out loud

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