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...if you are an asthmatic with bad knees.

Don't attempt to climb 1545 meters up Mt. Tai. That's 6,300 steps up the moutain. Since I couldn't breath at that point I took the sky car instead of climbing 1,580 more steps which are just about straight up. I have serious doubts about my walking ability tomorrow. Thank God it's a short day and I only have three classes to teach.

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came











-Weird Al

What if you're an asthmatic who's just overall weak?

what if your neither but just very lazy