M&M
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Tex
Does anyone have an update on Mah & Mujuaffa's English excursion?
They probably got lost and ended up in Sweden

BackFire349
Finti kidnapped them.
Tex
...to use as sex slaves

ToMacco
All I know is that Byuck is ugly.
BackFire349
yeah, thats been established.
Tex
Finti whipping Mah and Mujaffa!
Duh

Assface gorilla pube!
ToMacco

Nice word combo.
BackFire349
Indeed it was tex....indeed it was.
Tex
So the hell have you been?
Clown College?

ToMacco
Ah, you know. Drinking, working, drinking, chasing skirt, drinking, drinking.
BackFire349
Tex is just jeasous cuz he wasnt one of the skirts you were chasing. The diva craves attention.
ToMacco
If he is a Diva, he doesn't chase skirt.
Tex
ToMacco only chases skirts with hairy legs in them!
Ewwwww

BackFire349
Yeah, but he wanted to be among the skirts you were chasing, cuz the diva is actually a ****.
ToMacco
Hey, I'm Scottish. I dig chicks with hair legs!
Tex

How dare you! Heathen Barbarian!

ToMacco
Suck it up, scumbag.

Tex
I've never turned down an opportunity to suck!
ToMacco
What an interesting turn of events.
Tex
So, no one has a M&M update?

ToMacco
Well, M&M's are chocolate. They melt in your mouth, not in your hands. . .
Tex
They melt in other places too

BackFire349
that was uncalled for.
Tex
So spank me

BackFire349
*smacks the diva's ass*
ToMacco
*eats M&M's, walks away*
BackFire349
Blast! We've been had!
yerssot
foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Ushgarak
I see Tex and To have hit if off where they left off...
Tex
To needs to crawl back to the hole he crawled out of!

mechmoggy
Their banter seems to fit like an old glove.
Keep it up chaps.

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