A new Slapping List....

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Phoenix
My mum for saying I'm fat

Treehuggerjanie
my boyfreind for squeezing my ass really hard and saying "god,you have a nice ass".it was sweet in a weird kinda way

yerssot
*thwacks phoe's mom* mad !

Phoenix
*tickles yerss*

yerssot
that's better smile

Treehuggerjanie
phoe why did your mum say you were fat?thats just mean!my mum always ays i need to put on weight which is just as mean

Phoenix
my mum is a perfectionist

Treehuggerjanie
she sounds like it!is she nice though?

Phoenix
yeh, she just thinks her life was ruined thru being overweight, so she doesnt want mine to be ruined. although she is a size 20/22 and I'm a size 12/14

yerssot
ok... what are those seizes exactly in european orso?

well, still: no nice!

Treehuggerjanie
thats not that bad what is she fussin about!i wish i was bigger.im tall but im only a size 6!yikes!im 5foot 2"

Phoenix
I'm 5 foot 10 inches

yerssot
*jumps up and down*

Phoenix
why?

Mujaffa
he's taken jumping pillsstick out tongue

Phoenix
jumping beans!

yerssot
because you haven't answered my question yet!

Treehuggerjanie
god phoe your tall aint ya!well tall is good so sorted!im a lot younger then you so i suppose im just above average height for my age.

Mujaffa
and your age isstick out tongue

Phoenix
I'm abnormal. my best mate is 5 foot 3 and she's not short for our age. mesa 17

Treehuggerjanie
me not saying my age stick out tongue im quite tall for my age and someone said i looked 16 in town so i was really pleased!

clispin
the behatch (ask korri) and alan macintyre and andrew marshall

Korri
B|tchfave and B|tchface the 2nd for trying to steal my man!!

Neo_Version 7
I slap must kill santa for being such a bore......................

must_kill_Santa
IM NOT A BORE DONT BE A B***H

Storm
just slap him back mks

must_kill_Santa
Janie is 14

GambitEVOFan1
embarrasment im 5'1 foot but im a size 1-3

Nivvy
Slap my best mate for ringing at half seven in the morning, on my last day off of work !! While i was enjoying my damn sleep in time >_< !! Rawr

GambitEVOFan1
laughing Im gunna slap my sis bc she didnt take me out to dinner on the worst day of my life and my cat for killing a baby mouse today sad

Nivvy
I've now got to slap my best friend for ringing my mobile and telling me to get off the net, so she could tell me who asked her out. And that's it......

mad

LilMimister006
one of my friends needs to be slapped for b***hing at me for the stupidest reason which i didnt do practically, yet she yells at me and stuff mad mad

silver_tears
if i could slap the people i want to most.......i wouldnt just slap them angel

Neo_Version 7
I still slap Mk$ for being such a bore...

yerssot
what are your plans then silver?

cermiestar
I slap Harry for picking me up and throwing e in the river
the rest of the rowing team for laughing
my mum for telling me i'm to skinny and giving me a lecture on how i should eat more......

Korri
i wanna slap carrie-anne moss!! mad

must_kill_Santa
i slap Neo and Janie for being to nice saying im a good singer

silver_tears
u dont wanna know devil

Treehuggerjanie
why you slap me mks?*SMACKS BACK*
slapping is just to tarty!
CAT FIGHT!

Storm
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/jerry.gif

Treehuggerjanie
mks what did i do wrong!!!

Phoenix
meow!

yerssot
I take I should add BF to the slapping list? wink

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