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The old one was so funny...

*starts long monologue*


"But Johnny, you said you'd never cheat on me with Orlando again! What's that? You want to see both of us? Well... maybe..."

*stares confused*

"Johnny, is that my name? I can't remember much after the accident. I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body."

*screams at nearby random man*

"YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!"

*random man screams back*

"YES I AM!!!"

*man turns to katherine*
"The baby is your katherine. Im sorry but...your the mother."
*katherine screams*
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

soz had to join in

everyone can join in! its fun!

Hmmm... how many women would I get to sleep with?

your mother-in -law and a girl who turns out to be your birth-mothers best friends cousin

Hmmmm... mother-in-law a bit old even before I knew that... in fact both sound a bit old. Try some more my age.

And how many do I sleep with at once?

23

Annie walked into her apartment and saw her boyfriend of one week sleeping with her sister.
"Jerry! What the hell are you doing?!"
He stands up clutching a sheet around him. Her sister reapplies her lipstick using a small mirror.
"Annie. You weren't supposed to be back until noon."
"You said you loved me!" She then looked at her sister. "And you! Not only do u steal my boyfriend, you steal my lipstick?" She cries louder.

well in that case, your girlfriends sister, your girlfriends mother, your girlfriends mother-in-law, or you girlfriends boyfrien on the side.

seventeen

*girl walk into apartment and finds her boyfriend dead. she continues and finds her favourite plant dead as well.*
*gasp* "no...no...NOT THE ROSE!!!!!!!!"

*last time on Kmc, barbara found out her mother was not her mother but her sister, she found out that her sisters grandmother was her mother and never told anyone about the secret affair she had with the towns preist, who was forty years younger than her*
DUN DUN DUN

*barbra then invites them all to a family reunion uder her bed covers*

*dead boyfriend guy shuffles in*


"Barabra! How could you!"

Annie walks out to her balcony and creeps up to the edge and ponders whether she should just jump and end it all. Her boyfriend had slept with her sister! In her own bed! And she used her lipstick! She stood on the edge and looked down.
"Wait!" A voice called from behind her. "Please, don't jump."
She turned her head so she could see behind her seeing a very hot young man about her age. "Who are you?" She cleared a tear from her eye.
"I'm Jack." He said as she slowly took a couple steps closer. "I'm your new neighbor."
She just stared at him.
He outstretched his hand. "Please, don't jump."
"What do u care?" She asked.
"Because I love you Annie."
DUN DUN DUN
"How do u know my name?" He gasped.
He looked away from a moment, and then looked back to her. "Fine, I admit it. I'm not your neighbor. I've been watching you ever since u set foot in the coffee shop on the corner of Ninth Street. You're so beautiful, I began to go to that coffee shop every day just to sit and wait for you to walk in for the past seven months."
A small smile formed on her lips. "You have?"
"Yes. I love you."
"I love you too!"
She took his hand and he lead her away from the edge and then took her in his arms and embraced her in a passionate kiss.

Then Bobby said : " Hadn't my nephew been so found of yogurt, I wouldn't have been so scared...
Then Mark looked at his feet, took a sip of his Whisky-lemonade, and suddendly screamed...

*pops in*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
*Powers up to super sayan 3*

& quot;KAAAAHHHHHMMMMMEEEEEHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE
EEEEE"
lets loose powerful blast


"oops wrong show"

*Two weeks after her boyfriends fatal car accident,Prissy sips wine on couch with new boyfriend*
*Dead boyfriend walk in*
"Prissy whos this?!"
"Hayden...but ur supposed to be dead"
"No, im just a really sound sleeper!!I dug myself outa the ground after i was awoken by the gaves keepers peeing on the flowers you had left!!"

To Be Continued......**Dramatic Music**

i wanna join in.........
at least this way i can have like 6 guys at once

Heehee, I like the way u think silver tears

my mind is always in the gutter so

then I'm ur new nieghbor ::shakes her hand:: nice to meet ya

Demitrius was on the street to his girlfriend. "How could you?" His girlfriend smacked him.

*shakes back* welcome to the dark side

lol I think I'm going to like it here

*goes off searching for guys* id gladly share though

*Phoe walks in on silver in pile of guys, including Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp*

*screams*

Silver, how could you!

*gracie-lou walks into room only to find her sister and her cousin in bed together.*
*screams*
"Oh my god what are you doing??? You're cousins!!"
"We're in love Gracie." one cousin says
"Well maybe you were." cousin one looks at cousin two.
*gasp* cousin 1
*gasp* Gracie.
*faint* random man who wandered into room thinking it was his own.

*tells phoe to close the door*

Tony headed to Wendy, when suddenly the phone rang...He said " I'm not gonna put up with that, Mary !"
"But my name's Wendy"
He took a sip of his Cuba Libre. "Whatever". Then he left. Wendy/Mary thought to herself : "But I don't like corn flakes !"

me wanna join!
"oh my god,gambit,i havent seen you for years!how ARE you!we were flatmates until you slept with my boyfriend."
(good twist eh?)
"well guess what,your not getting away with it..."

*walks in skimpily dressed with loads of guys all oohing and staring at my beauty*

*a boy walks in and finds his father and aunt in bed.*
"Dad..aunt tracie...what are you doing...what about mum?"
"Calm down Billy, we have something to tell you."
"Im not your aunt billy im your mother!!"
*starts eastenders music, during closeup of billys face*

*sneaks out of third floor window climbing down the drain thing two seconds before..........*
honey im home called Jennifer for Scott
*runs across front law towards wicked aston martin and drives off secretly*





but much to my dismay.......
*ground keeper sees me sneaking off*
dum de dum

*comes home to find best friend with best guy friend in bed*
eek thats not neccessary

*gets glamourous carreer in show business but drops it for a true love who i break up with two months later to date his brother*

* has a drug overdose only to realize that I never took any drugs *

*runs around in fear of flood coming that will kill noone but cause lots of grief among people*

hey wait,wait what is this..do we get to play our selves or other forum members?

Ourselves I believe.

i think we can be whoever we want i think

well thats okay with me then...heard everyone is trying out for the part of diva,I wouldnt have a chance!!lolhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

whos the diva......im the fluezy/easy one

I hadnt heard that about you silver lol

tex is the diva...but rumor has it he my be dethroned!

nah in the soap opera i mean
the oe who goes around with bunches of guys *beckons random guy over*

okay then I am the forum kitten looking around for my puuurfect manhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/man.gif mew..

* Starts getting into fight with rich family members for meddling in my buisness *

*getting glamorous for bed time*

* loses his sight n an unfortunate smelting accident *

*queuing up the dramatic music so I can have the cry of my career**sob*

But why must you be the sister of my long lost uncle's brothers son?

...but but I am only the sister of your long lost uncle's brothers sons former roommate...

Oh...in that case, I am confused.

queuing up the dramatic music for the mad dash out of the thread...*dash*

But my twin brother died in that car accident so long ago, are you saying you are him but with a sex change?

I had the change to escape this insane rich family*puts arm on face* oh the shame!

But the family hated you, why come back into our lives?

for the money what else?!!

*slap*

How dare you? Do you know the grief that you caused here? When we found out you were alive we were saddened realizing we actually spent money on a courtesy funeral.

hey!!*turns red* you all loved hey that funeral,you got to rub elbows with this places elite for once,it was the party of the year!!..even when I am dead you people need me!! *slap*

When you die we shall all celebrate! Sure there will be an investigation on whether the death was accidental or not, but we will still party like there's no tomorrow.

*elopes with johnny depp*

*steals johhny and flies to tropical island*

**Reveals that Johhny Depp is really "Sandra C. Stout" a woman who had a sex change 10 years ago**

*gives johhny back and takes pills to fake own death get own money transferred to off sore bank account in switzerland and elope with a kmc member to the bahamas where we can live like a king and queen* `

**Marries hugh jackman and live happily ever after**

*finds out her twin sister is impregnated by the redneck next door*

**Goes on under cover mission to kill off Hugh Jackmans ex wife so they can stop paying child support**

*hides in johhny depps bushes waiting for him to come out and profess his love for me*

hello i am the new chic dat throughs a twist into every story this soapy has gots goin' on

**Confesss to everyone in the soap that i have slept with not only ur brothers best friend......but your brothers best friends father as well**Dun Dun Dun!!!

*stabs best friend in the thigh and gets sent to jail only to escape and have hot....... with........*

* kidnaps silver's luv child for ransome*

**gets stabbed in thigh**

who said anything bout a child
*becomes a cheerleader and breaks leg during the superbowl*

**devorces Hugh jackman only to marry George Clooney then cheat on him one hot steamy night with no other than........Hugh Jackman**Dun dUn dun

*returns silva's luv child and kidnaps gambit's instead*

**gets on ninja outfit and goes on another under cover mission, this time to kill grounded....and then kill mistake/love child**

*discovers that child returned to me is really the child of britney spears affair with married man.........black mails britney to become back up dancer so i can shake my booty all night and all day*

*runs away in fear only to cum back and tell gambit that i was born to her fourteen and a half long a$$ years ago*

**Doesnt remember pregnancy and cant figure out why.Downs 9 pain killers and 2 aleve with a bottle of Vodka**

ahhh i see where i get the alcholism from damn dat was a big werd for lil ol grounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AH YES!!Now i remember!!It was during that long cruise, 20 days out at sea, me and the captain got close real close.......or wait was it the time i got locked in a limo with Bruce willis......huh cant remember.... oh well kid sorry cant remember who ur dad was, tough luck.

damn!!!!!!!!! even on da net i don't gots no dad

dont worry i dont have a mom or dad on or off the net

kewl!!!!!! me niether i have a cousin and her finacee. but on this here soap i gots a possibility of like 20 dads and one alcoholic mom hmmmmmmm

i have a sister,her hubby and a niece but here i have 2 love children and a hugh jackman!! Lifes great!

indeed it is

see it just like a real soap opera... we all related in sum twisted way

twisted is right

Oh thats right, i remembered who ur dad is.....iots silver

ewwwwww no way im a girl

ewwwwwwww my parents are....ewwwwwwwwww

*runs away from home only to realize i have charge cards at home*

*falls pregnant with Johnny Depp's child*


ooops...

"the bastad! he's always one step ahead of me!"
(Homer Simpson, Holloween Special)

*runs off with legolas*

*plots to kill phoe*

I'm back! I never really died in the car accident! I want my wife back!!!

*runs off with random guy*

*runs after silva-dats my boyfriend ya know*

*runs faster and jumps off cliff* not anymore

*laughs knowing dat silva will cum back in about 2 or 3 years and claim she has been livin' another life in guam for this entire time*

*gets shot by a coke head*

*resurects Tied Hiker to bring pain and evil to the world*

*blows up silva's corvette*

*Jimmy runs in*
"I told you it wouldn't work, plank."
*plank just stares*

*someone just called on callwave and all we cood hear was a commercial for lilo&stitch and very heavy breathin* DUN DUN DUN

*rises from the dead (thanks to silver) and passes through town as a zombie*

"SOunds like like and stitch"
*jimmy starts breakdancing*

*shoots TH with huge shotgun and runs*

*runs in and wipes silva's finga prints on shot-gun and plants th's on there*

*still breakdancin*

*hands over money to grounded for doing this for me *

*stops dancing and sees shotgun*
"Hey something to put my hands all over"

*Random man runs in*
THERES A BOMB IN THE BUILDING!!!

"Hey, you slept with my cousins daughters best friends mothers fathers neice. You bastard!"

*jumps off of tenth story window and walks away*

this is getting a bit stupid. the first few pages were funny.

*points needle at the gentelmans eye* "Move, and I'll ram his in your eyeball. Now, give me all your money.

"i have something to tell you. I have cancer"
"what? NOOOOOOO!!!!" *shoots self with gun*
"hey wait, i was just joking!"

"Oh noooo. You ave cancer? This is terrible" *rams needle in the mans eyeball* "Rest in peace"

*Shouts out to the man on the left* "DONT PRETEND YOU KNOW ME"

"oh my god, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" *starts crying in the middle of the room*
"its not natural to be insane - you're the lucky one who was accepted"

ya no problemo

*starts an underground business to plant evidence at crime scenes*

*shares legolas and Jack and Orli and Johhny wth silver*

**Decided to become a nun **

*loves phoe*

"well, im off to become an astronaught"

Oh no I just relized nothing is real!!Iv been in acoma for 18 years!!

18 years? i thought i killed you!

Oh thats right!!I forgot!!thanks for reminding me**Kisses mist**

umm.....you better be a girl.......

I am dont worry! **runs off and confides in best friend**Im pregnant with mists child even tho we only kissed! Oh no the father could possibly be the other 700 men i kissed!!Dun dun dun!

WHAT!!!!!
have you been cheating on me?

Maybe.....but ill never tell MUAHAHA**sews mouth shut**

Geez, that was a quick one RayRay.

I never knew guys kisses carried sperm...

yeah, where's the fun in that?

Its a new brand of Loreal lip wear

Eww!

How many guys did they have to jerk to get the formula?

I dunno but lemme just say that my hand has a permanent cramp in it

lol, getting gross... definately a soap...

:: puts protective lip balm on and kisses a guy:: play safe ::winks at the camera::

I'm sure your many followers here on KMc are happy you said that.

Well my followers who ever u may be, ur welcome

some things are on a need to know basis