If I ruled the world

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BackFire349
Reality shows would consist of a group of people put on another planet, with nothing but a hand gun, and they would have to kill everyone else, eat the people they kill, and survive on the planet for 1 months. They would then be given 1 million dollars for their troubles. There would only be one of these shows, since there is no reason to have multiples of the same show like there is now.


Prostitution would be legal, and actually promoted.

Sex would be manditory if you are in a relationship, unless both parties agree they don't want it.

The person who made The Real Cancoon would be executed.

I would ban remakes forever, unless i say otherwise to a specific one.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be manditorily shown in every theater forever.

Protestors would be executed, especially if they are fat ugly women blocking traffic.

George Bush would be my Jester

Dangerous deadly drugs would be legalized and promoted, so that the idiots who abuse them would die off, the world is overpopulated anyways.

If you are convicted of murder, your punishment is to be put in a room with the family members of the victim for 3 hours, and they can do whatever they want to you.

Rapists would have a bowling pin inserted into their ass for the rest of their life, untill they kill themselve from the pain. If they don't kill themselves, a larger, rougher object would be shoved into their ass untill they do kill themselves.

Selma Hayak, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Monica Bellucci would be my sex slaves.

That is all for now...

DeNiro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA actully some of those ideas r good i like the rapist one with the family victims that is a greta idea and then also the sex slaves one but i already got hillary duff laughing out loud

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

DeNiro
i was thinking of makin if backfire ruled the earth but i decided on TH

BackFire349
got another one

Fast Food would be delivered to my door nightly, for free.

DeNiro
i would have arnold s to be my step dad

pablo007
Hillary Duff reminds me of Jenna Jameson

BackFire349
Yep, been saying that forever.

pablo007
You're on the right track.

nazgulinthedark
laughing out loud

h0ck3yh0rr0r
smile good job backfire

silver_tears
id make school illegal stick out tongue

TheFilmProphet
smart

Bardock42
If you ruled the world you probably hadn't been eliminated in the Moderator game either, would you?

eggmayo
OMGzzzz teh bumpz0rs </sarcasticleet>

Sora The Brave
Originally posted by BackFire


Prostitution would be legal, and actually promoted.

Sex would be manditory if you are in a relationship, unless both parties agree they don't want it.

The person who made The Real Cancoon would be executed.

I would ban remakes forever, unless i say otherwise to a specific one.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be manditorily shown in every theater forever.

Protestors would be executed, especially if they are fat ugly women blocking traffic.

George Bush would be my Jester

Dangerous deadly drugs would be legalized and promoted, so that the idiots who abuse them would die off, the world is overpopulated anyways.

If you are convicted of murder, your punishment is to be put in a room with the family members of the victim for 3 hours, and they can do whatever they want to you.

Rapists would have a bowling pin inserted into their ass for the rest of their life, untill they kill themselve from the pain. If they don't kill themselves, a larger, rougher object would be shoved into their ass untill they do kill themselves.

Selma Hayak, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, and Monica Bellucci would be my sex slaves.

That is all for now...

Yay! thumb up


Originally posted by BackFire
Texas Chainsaw Massacre would be manditorily shown in every theater forever.

Boo... thumb down

Barker
Originally posted by Pablo G
Hillary Duff reminds me of Jenna Jameson
Wasn't she like 16 when this was posted? confused

Sora The Brave
Fifteen no expression

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