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I hate cars!!! I hate em I hate em I hate em!!!!!

My car refused to start this afternoon! I was stranded at school and had to wait forever for someone to pick me up!!!

As soon as your warranty expires your car starts falling apart

Now I'm gonna have to pay for towing and repairs!



Why cant we have teleporters like on StarTrek and The Fly?

Yeah, cars do blow.

This same thing happened last year! But that was the starter, i think its the fuel pump this time!

Oh, the stress!

I should be chauffeured from now!

Yeah, something like that happened a couple of years ago, my car wouldnt start up, so i called my dad and he came to my rescue.

zzzzzzzzz

listening to the boredom that is bjork?

Tasteless deviant!!!
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So what was wrong with you car?

the battery was dead, my dad just came and recharged it. Then we got a knew battery the next day, haven't had a problem since. Aside from the occasion bjork on the radio, but you know, gotta live with some crap.

Ford Taurez 94

Poor Tex...

Hopefully not like the ones in the Fly, though. They were bloody dangerous!

My dads car had a problem with the distribution something (dont know the name in english) then they found another problem with the whats it called in english? Where the smooke comes out. We waited for weeks cos the parts had to come from germany!
And the other day the light signaling engine malfuction turned on and the off, next day it turned on and the car lost the assisting driving (i think thats whats called) basically it turned really heavy.
Went to the shop. waited for hours for them to change a them cable!
Its never just 1 thing!

my mom's car's fuel gage broke

Geesh Kes! And I thought my car had problems!

If we stuck Finti, Corran, Tomacco, BF & yerssot in The Fly teleporter at the same time, this would come out:

My Grandma's car just broke down. Right as her warranty expired too, how ironic is that? It ended up costing her $1,000 just to get it fixed

tex

I think you mean distribution cap Kes, or dizzy cap as most people call it.

Fuel pump shouldn't cost too much to fix Tex, but for now you'll have to catch the bus.

"my mom's car's fuel gage broke"

my fuel gage hasn't worked for two years
idiot mechanics told me it would cost $500 or 600 to get it fixed cuz they have to replace the fuel pump too. they say it's all one piece for my car. Sh@t, i just learned to get the feel of the car, if she starts to sputters or doesn't seem to be drawing enough power i get some gas. i don't even bother with trying to keep track of the milage. i ran out of gas twice when i was keeping track, i haven't run out once since i stopped keeping track. oh, check to see if your insurance covers towing. mine covered three tows a year with full coverage.

Dont know. Its not a cap thou. The literal translaton would be leather strap, belting.. of distribution.
Dont know in english.

My cousin has the same problem but she had hers replaced and the gage and the buoy dont really connect so she counts the km and puts the same amounts of gas.
I think I'd get distracted and lose track.

Maybe your gauge doesn't work cus it has a missing "u".

you? never!

Missing a 'U'? I dont get it!?!

She spelled it your freaky way "gage", whereas its spelt "gauge" over here.

Haha I love this fruitloop!

Is it strange that I quite fancy that hybrid character?

Dame Edna! I just love her/him too!
A true diva!

my car broke down a few weeks back, my driver spent half an hour looking at the engine as if it had personall insulted him by breaking down the called he AA

Your driver?

Oooo, how fabulous! I'm hella jealous!

You have your own personal driver???

I think you should chauffeur me around LindIsTightK

Oddly enough, you are the first person to ever refer to me as "LindsIsTightK" Most people just call me Linds

And please you wish, I think someone else should be chauffeuring both of us around Afterall, you aren't the only diva around here

Watch it sista! Theres only room for one diva on these boards!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

Well there is a new diva in town so you better move on over cause now you gotta share that royal throne of yours

That could be the 'timing belt.' I'm not sure though.

How Outrageous!!!!

Well LindIsNotToBrightK, in case you haven't noticed, I am the OFFICIAL Forum Diva, as my Raz given title and special smiley clearly convey!

Unless you want to feel the wrath of my devine diva powers, you better start practicing your groveling!

*snaps fingers*
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

Sorry Linds, Tex is right... He is the official Diva and i don't think he will be giving up his prestegious...yet very irrelevent crown anytime soon.


*Grovels*

Did anyone ever tell you that your diva icon looks like a low priced hooker from guatamala?

You Ghoulish Fiend
The nerve!!! The audacity!!!
How dare you insult the great icon that is the diva!

Oh, just wait till Raz gets backs! Your days here are #'ed!

You know I'm joking, It's a gorgeous icon, embodies everything beautiful about the female race.

yes

Tex, it looks like a $2 hooker.

Cermie, fancy having your driver pick me and some friends up tonight and taking us to the pub to watch England v Turkey?

*Does cute puppy dog eyes* Pleeeeeease

Is that what a $2 hooker looks like??? so what does a $3 hooker look like???

LMAO!!!! Trust me, with your diva attitude, I don't think anyone could compare to you
Besides, I don't wanna be known as a diva, that would give me a rep as bad as yours
Someone suggested to me that I be a forum diva , can't remember who though...........

And about that groveling, sweety it isn't gonna be happening any time soon

Linds in here??? WTF, you're away for a day and the world goes mad

*walks in*
hello hello hello!

hey yerss

there goes the joke

Fire that didn't make sense to me, can you please explain? What do you mean I'm away for a day and the world goes mad?

you "normaly" only post in OTF
atleast it was like that when I left this place yesterday and I return late today and you posted in here :P

I've been posting more in the GDF, News & Questiions, Movie, Discussion, Movie Reviews, DVD Talk, and Music Discussion then I have been in the OTF. OTF got boring, all it is is jokes.

okie..........