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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

8,5,1 r great

yea sure they are

rofl!!!

funny like hell

bump

well i have j-lo's booty so numba three suits me to a tea!

j lo's booty my ass. if you have j lo's booty then im the quenn of england.

haha!! UGH! Shes nasty!

*nods vigorously*

amen

so is britney spears....


but christina aguilera iz still nice

Britney should die...ugh!!

*gathers a mob*
let me at 'em!!!

kill em all

"9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow."

Best one by far.

ok, so if a guy came up with that kind of line (or similar)...i would do something tragic to his....balls.

Brittany die
Christina die
The fabric of space die
kate mulgrew die
david spade live 4ever

xeous

I ment most comical.

yea I bet

Do you remember nothing of our conversations?

umm no should I

No, forget it...

already done