Bad for Business

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silver_tears
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"
"Five dollars," was the familiar response.
"I'll take that too!" the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
"Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"

dave123
hmmm, looks like this was a popular thread smile

Vampy
laughing out loud

i just noticed it wink

Alias Neo
laughing out loud

pinsleepe
laughing

Rad_1
eek!laughing

PrefectRonnykin
shock

i dont get it sadwalk

Sun Ce
lucky guy who went into that store then laughing out loud

silver_tears
why oh why would you bump this dave eek

silver_tears
he's screwing the guys business, so what could the guy be doing to his wife stick out tongue

HockeyHorror
theres another version of this...classic happy

PrefectRonnykin
Oooh


laughing laughing thats funnay

Tex
How embarrassing! Not 1 response until nearly one year later!

I would just die! embarrasment

PrefectRonnykin
laughing

Agent Elrond
laughing out loudrolling on floor laughinglaughing out loud

Man, that's good.

ladygrim
defntly

dave123
i accidently click on the replies thing at the top, and the forum sorted itself into posts by reply number instead of last post.... and i saw your name with a 0 next to it.... and thought it deserved another chance big grin

DeNiro
I like that one alot that was a good joke laughing out loud

silver_tears
Oh please don't let us stop you! winkiss

HockeyHorror
laughing

Darth Sauron
laughing!!

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