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My mom just got these two new kittens, and as I was sitting at my computer, one of the damn things climbed up my leg using their claws!!!! Now I have huge scratches all over my legs and there is blood all over!!! I'm gonna shoot these little f*ckers!!!!

I hate when little bggers climb up my leg when on the computer, the baby likes to grab my leg hairs and pull for all she has...I swear I have a bald spot now...it hurts...

* grabs shot gun to shoot kittens *

-looks at blood running down legs- Give me the damn gun!!!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sniper.gif

* hands it over *

-gets her shotgun ready and starts to seek out the kittens-

* Steps outta the way *

you're such a wimp

my cat used to wrestle with my arm which meant bites and scratches.
i'll tell you getting blood drawn is nothing after that.

Eeeee... I hate standing up, and my cat's on my lap.... And she sinks her claws in and just hangs there.

Then i thrash about and she's stuck there, like cat undies or something on the outside of my shorts or whatever. Evil cats.......

you just gotta keep their claws trimmed and then it doesn't hurt as bad

Or have the claws permanently removed.

that is not generally good for the cat. it can cause problems in their ability to walk, not to mention it takes away their best defense mechanism.

Nah, i can't be assed cutting her nails or anything. Gotta trim my own nails let alone my cat's claws.... Too much work. Lol

Lazy....well so am I.

I wonder how cat tastes like

Probably like furry chicken.

No...you're supposed to shave the pussy before eating it.

Thats why i will never have a cat. Dogs kick their ass.

Windy !!!

What did I do?

I don't like that much hair all up in my face...

don't bash it till you try it.

I like stubble....

I have stubble all over my head right now...my hair is basically that, I have my side-burns growing back in and I need to shave the rest of my face.

You should grow it all shabby !!

I dunno why ...... Just yeh.

What my beard?

Amen bf

Eww..kitty wants to eat a cat with all of it's fur still attatched.

not this kitty,I am just not knocking it..or am I?*confusing self now..*

We're talking about cooking cats...

wow i missed alot then...http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/whistling.gif

Yep, the type of cats Lindz is planning on shooting...... Etc..

* Hides her cat away somewhere *

Geez bkk you are perverted, what did you think we were talking about?

Oh NOW you join my side in kitten slaughter Lindsay!

*Loads Grenade Launchers, Shotguns, Uzis, and Desert Eagles, and goes kitten slaughtering*

My friend's cat latched onto my face and started scratching up the sides of my head....I hate cats.....