Tired Hiker VS. BackFire

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pablo007
This would make an interesting movie wouldn't you say ? A funny wizard against a funny chainsaw packing psycho

pablo007
I also forgot BF has killer farts

badkittykitty
..yeah but they both have great spanking powers

113
i pick 113

Rogue Jedi
what, no cat fights?

pablo007
BKK Vs. Linds should be an interesting match

Rogue Jedi
bkk would lay a smackdown on her.

badkittykitty
I would never lay the smackdown on her...wait what kind of smacking we talking about? j/k laughing out loud

LindsIsTightK
Hey now, I'm involved in a cat fight and I didn't even know?

How bout me and Irene? evil face that would be a cat fight to see big grin

pablo007
Ohh yeah who'd win ?

LindsIsTightK
Me! Duh roll eyes (sarcastic)

Captain REX
Fight fight fight! big grin

Rogue Jedi
bkk and me would waste the whole lot of you.

pablo007
Rogue Jedi Vs. Lance Windu, another interesting match.

Captain REX
Me vs. Everyone! I can take ya! stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
no contest.....i fight dirty, especially with bigger guys.

pablo007
You can't take me that's for sure, I'd waste ya with my chainsaw and boomstick.

badkittykitty
I feel like some one wants to see me wrestle....

pablo007
BKK Vs. Linds a battle of titans

slayer
Gangstagirl vs. Rabbit now that would be good

pablo007
They're the same girl

badkittykitty
..so she would punch her self in the face over and over it would be like evil dead2

slayer
i know thats why i'd like 2 c her many personalities fight each other awwwwwwwwww that was mean sad

badkittykitty
I know what you mean slayer wink

pablo007
hahahaha laughing out loud thanks BKK you reminded me of Evil Dead 2 smile

*Slaps her booty for doing something nice*

slayer
walks into the room and c's u 2 having a little rough footage screams like a girl and runs out

badkittykitty
hey oUch!..haha now I get slapped for all kinds of reasons! laughing out loud

slayer
yeah big grin

pablo007
you can slap me any time of the day BKK wink

badkittykitty
how about I start now!!...*Whap!*

pablo007
oooohhh naughty evil face

*Slaps back*

slayer
slaps both of em and runs away!

pablo007
Hey man I don't wanna dude near my ass

badkittykitty
*chases slayer* come back here and get whats coming to you!!

slayer
bkk grabs a baseball bat and whacks slayer continuously

badkittykitty
..it hurts me more than it hurts you..*Whack!*

slayer
ouch! starts crying

badkittykitty
opps...sorry..just let me wipe this blood off you and you'll be all better k?

slayer
gets an A-K 57 out of his pocket and blows bkk's head off!

badkittykitty
kitty has regeneration and to slayers horror her head has already grown back but now as a actual kitten

pablo007
Which other members would you like to see fighting ? Lance Vs. RJ would be kinda cool. Diego Vs. Tired Hiker as well.

badkittykitty
ush vs. dexx would be cool with me!

badkittykitty
I'll wrestle booniae in green jello

pablo007
My bets for Ush.

pablo007
Just the thought of that makes me drool.

badkittykitty
Haha..where the hell has she gone any how?

pablo007
I don't know she poster a It's good to be back thread but she isn't back.

pablo007
I wouldn't complain whatsoever if you gave me a lap dance though...

badkittykitty
she did?...thanks.I would but ill get arrested wink

badkittykitty
...hey speaking of th and backfire..there not here either,do people really do stuff on saturdays or something?

pablo007
Yeah I was going to a party tonight but I got grounded

badkittykitty
uh-oh pabloo what did ya do? that is if you do mind me asking

pablo007
I just didn't feel like obeying my parents that's all. You know I'm a good boy

pablo007
anyway have you received an e-mail from DeNiro's forums ?

badkittykitty
..sorry I had to step away from the computer for a min.was getting cramped up...no I didnt get one

oh yeah we know know how good you are wink

Tied Hiker
Much Laughs.

I think if BF and I got into it, chainsaw serial killer vs hiking wizard who lacks rest, we'd go at it for like two weeks through fire and shadow. It'd be like the Balrog, yep, of course. But then something tells me we'd give up our fight and instead we'd join together to create a force more powerful than anything ever imagined in any universe by any being or entity.

pablo007
That would be something nteresting to watch

Tied Hiker
you would have to wear special glasses to see it.

pablo007
I'd be in front row

Tied Hiker
It would be in 'reality vision' where if backfire slices my kneecap off and blood shoots out into the crowd and some gets in your mouth, then you just got real blood squirted in your mouth baby.

pablo007
I set the fight TH, I'm the referee.

pablo007
Which other guys would you like to see fight each other ?

BackFire349
This thread has got to hold the record for the quickest thread to go off topic, the 3rd post....damn that is impressive.

pablo007
laughing out loud anyway, how do you think the fight would go off BF ? Chainsaw against staff.

BackFire349
I don't think we'd ever get into a fight, we kick to much mutual ass.

pablo007
I'm not talking a real fight, I mean like an exhibition sort of like a boxing match with no rules.

BackFire349
Oh, well...a chainsaw isn't a match for magic. so he would win.

pablo007
Did you read his description ?

Fire
I put my money on BF

h0ck3yh0rr0r
lol

pablo007
Don't let this thread die !

badkittykitty
hey you wrote about diegocala...where hell has he been any way? miss his snappy posts!

pablo007
Yeah I haven't seen him around either.

badkittykitty
Maybe I should bring his thread back to life so he knows we miss him

pablo007
you do that wink

badkittykitty
Ahh I looked I cant find it in the sea of old threads we have..bah!

pablo007
Hey BKK, wat happened to babyoy ?

badkittykitty
I just seen her sign on under that name...but I think we know who babyoy is right pabloo?

pablo007
Yeah but I know she was restricted, what did she do under that name ?

CandyKoRn
I Like both.. but TH is funny.. bless his ickle cotton sockie poos happy

pablo007
Candy Korn, were can I look at your pic ?

CandyKoRn
I forget where.. I posted it like 3-4 times..

pablo007
can you mail it ?

DeNiro
damn lots of posts for a new thread

pablo007
yeah I did it yesterday night

pablo007
This thread shall not die.

pablo007
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Tired Hiker and Shadowfax

Tied Hiker
Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah aah. I would kick backfire's ass with one swoop of my big old hanging staff!!!!!! Then he'd spank me. Then we'd join forces and get every chick on earth to bone us.

BackFire349
Yes sir.

Tied Hiker
Then we'd bone them again.

Rogue Jedi
then you would have to face the rogue.

Tied Hiker
Yeah, that would be the big orjy scene.

Celsius
laughing out loud Then I'd have to step in and help Rogue out!!! eek!

Tied Hiker
woah.

Tied Hiker
I may have to put on the ring of power and destroy us all.

Celsius
Thats right!!! big grin DAMN STRAIGH!!!!!

Tied Hiker
see.

Tied Hiker
big grin laughing out loud laughing out loud

BackFire349
Yeah, me and TH are both too cool to fight eachother. We'd join forces to battle oppression, tyrany, and ugly fat ho's who complain.

Rogue Jedi
im gonna go with th....he looks like a mountain man.

BackFire349
You obviously haven't seen my pic. I look like a mountain sasquatch.

Rogue Jedi
th fights dirty, i bet. he looks like a dirty motherfokker.

BackFire349
Yeah, I have dignity so i don't fight dirty.

Rogue Jedi
plus i would have his back.

BackFire349
well then it wouldn't be TH vs BackFire, it would be TH with the possibility of RJ jumping in should TH fall VS BF


that is alot of abriviations in that sentance..

Tied Hiker
Indeed. We will free the world and every woman will roam naked.

BackFire349
and eat campbells chunky steak stew.

Tied Hiker
god damn my shit is slow.

Tied Hiker
Of course I'd fight dirty if I had too. 'Pirate'.

Tied Hiker
Great stew, huh Backfire? So hearty!

BackFire349
Yep, it's damn damn good. Almost as good as cheese

Tied Hiker
Pepperjack rules.

BackFire349
I'm going to eat some pizza now....Little Ceasers. And I'm gonna throw on Army of Darkness and drink a soda....Heaven...

Rogue Jedi
army of darkness rocks!!!!!!

LanceWindu
You bastard! I want pizza!

Rogue Jedi
me too...i am on a diet....*opens a can of slim fast*

LanceWindu
I need a diet, but I'm too lazy. wink

But I am going to start building more muscle to replace the fat I have.

BackFire349
I need a diet, but I just don't care.

Rogue Jedi
i dont want or need any more muscle, i just wanna tone up.

BackFire349
I just need to lose weight. *eats more pizza*

LanceWindu
That's mainly what I need.

But it can't hurt to add a little muscle.

Bad thing is I can only use household products to use to tone up, I ain't spendin' no money on a gym pass.

Rogue Jedi
the slim fast really works if you stick to it...i have lost almost 40 lbs in 2 and a half months.

BackFire349
slim fast costs money, plus I'll probably be hungry if i just drink a shake instead of eating.

Tied Hiker
Yeah, slim fasts are great desserts.

BackFire349
haha

Tied Hiker
But really, I love them for breakfast because I never have time to eat breakfast so the cans of SF are the shit, bitches!

Tied Hiker
****

BackFire349
Yeah, I'd probably eat them for dessert.

Tied Hiker
Damn, I'm going ot bed. Later.

badkittykitty
me too good night th

Praylu
Ooooh!, alien

-Tired Hiker-
WTF?????

SelphieT
I'd say Backfire.......because Tired Hiker.........is a tired hiker.

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