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Yeah, earlier at work this cute little asian girl i work with asked me out on wedsday. I was flabergasted.... She's really sexy and cute, got nice boobs and an amazing ass, and she's really sweet and cute.

When she asked me I was like... "what?? me??" *looks around*

Well, this will be my first date since my old girlfriend broke up with me...so I'm hoping it doesn't go horribly.

well my friend, good luck to you, hope all goes well, and remember to notice her personality, not just her **** and ass!!

Yeah i know, I talk to her all the time at work, she's got a cool personality for sure.

kewl! I have a date too! october 12! and tomorrow another one! october 13!

hope you pull it off BF

you' ll do just fine BF

this doesn't mean you'll stop spending some time with us I hope

of course not, you know all you guys are my real true loves.

oooh! that's nice

*slaps BFs ass*
but I guess you now have someone else to do that

I like that slapping

you want some too storm?

* does the Robot *

Sorry inside joke...

no, I only like the way you slap BFs ass yerss
not getting mine slapped, well not by you

By Fire mesa thinks.

you got that right
good thinking

*doesn't listen*
*slaps storm's ass*

Poor little blind Asian girl



Have fun!

tehe!good luck bf!
*slaps yerrs ass*

a popular sport these days

your right!*squeezes yerrs ass*
its nice to have a change now and then

and I've been working out

ooh goody.you will have a nice and firm ass then wont ya!

try again and find out

okey dokey
*squeezes ass full on*
mmm very nice!

OKAY! Enough grab ass, because if my ass gets grabbed, da P.I.M.P. cane DROPS!

Lucky you BF, good luck!

yeah, I'm still trying to improve it though

dude

*watches ass grabbing with interest*

want to join in?

i dont let just anyone grab my ass

who can?

*grabs yerrs's ass*
join in silver tears,its fun.

especially silver

tee hee!

i bet it is.......

so, can I silver?

...Kmc is corrupted.

and why do you say that
and yerss if u must

I must! honestly!

*grabs silver's ass*

*smacks hock3yhorror's ass*
haha!

wtf....where the F*** is my AK.

kmc is corrupted too much *fake* ass grabing. lol

*rubs sore botty* how hard did you grab yerss

hey, I had to get a good idea how heaven feels like

well now i gotta be careful.......dont want everyone grabbing or slapping my ass

*stands with back against wall*

ow poodoo!

go BF
Asian chicks that's the way to go
cause overal Asian ppl are far more beautiful then us whitey's

but there are exceptions with both them and us

*walks along wall to door*

yeah! me!

HEHE yea an ugly asian guy

so ur admiting ur pretty then yerss

that'd be a lie

always here to make us laugh fire

ugly chinese guy here

awww dont put urself down.....thats fires job

Thx Silver, atleast someone agrees with me

anywayz yerss you look more like a dirty russian than an ugly asian

what has celsius to do with this?

(joke of course!)

i dont think hed find that very funny

HEHE
Blue eyes?

I'll get my payed family to protect me then

you'll need it

and then I'll get them to shoot you

ooh scary

wait until you see my face again

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo you can't do that to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

do so and you will feel my wrath
you' ll need this then http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/surrender.gif

a cheese-stick to stick through your head so I can pick you up?

Thx Sweety

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/argue.gif

hey! I'll gently pick you up!

no sticking and no picking me up

well he says he has been working out

I'm the only one that can pick up storm

How did BF's date go?

I thought it was something for Wednesday

so he still has to wait

well, we'll check tomorrow

working out with what???
I' d say with pillows

candybars storm

and watch that tongue, or I'll pick you up and place you on a high chair

heard that before
I' m still waiting to hear something new http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tongue.gif

Yeah, it's on wedsday.


And what the hell happened, everyones slapping everyones ass....well, when in rome....


*puts on black rubber gloves and walks towards yerss menacingly*

*covers own ass*

I' m having a mental picture and it' s hilarious
and Fire, honey, don' t be shy

don't think for a second that i won't smack you in the crotch.

hehe you should know me well enough that I'm not shy of someone touching my ass

I just like it better when he rubs the front

hehe

BF you wont need luck on your date,your so fun you guys will have the best time,I just know it!!!

so are you going to come here and tell us all about it then?

Yea He will

bf's awesome! I cant wait to hear how it goes.

hehe

grow up storm

oh... BF ... already?

*is officially afraid*

I'll let you know, it doesn't happen till wedsday though.

okay bf the big day is here,come back with some sweet stories okay?!

yay! Sweet stories.

Like how you got explosive diarehha during the date...Your fault for eating taco's tonight BF.

lance!! thats terrible!! lol

What? We were actually talking about this earlier on MSN.

He told me he shouldn't have had taco's tonight because he's gonna pay for it tomorrow.

yayyyy! this wednesday here!
hope it goes well for ya

yup it's wednesday and ass slaping has already stop for good!! now is the time for the detail!!

let's go all the way bf!!!

cheers mate!!

You cn do it Chris, go all the way, all night long!

tick tock tick tock tick tock...

cheers!!

*cheers even more for BF*

i already hired the pom pom grrls...

cheers!!

Well my date was today, I must say i feel it was pretty successful. I picked her up at her house at about noon (early for me) then we went and got some lunch, at a little independant sandwich shop. I got a phillie cheese steak, she got an italian sub....anyways, after this we were driving around chatting, and we noticed a pumpkin patch that cought her eye, she wanted to go see it. So being the great guy that I am, I drove in and parked the car, we looked at pumpkins and she ended up buying a little 2 dollar one.

Next we stopped real quick at my work and rented some movies that are comming out next week, 28 days later, The Hulk, and Charlies Angels:full throttle. We came back to my place and we watched 28 days later.

This has nothing to do with the date, but seriously, 28 days later is so great, I saw it in theaters and loved it, I watched it today, and loved it. It's an amazing flick, embodies everything that is great about horror movies. Is sure to go down in history as a classic. anyway...

So after 28 days later, we were in the mood for something of an uplifting and fun movie, since she said 28 days was something of a downer and she felt depressed because what happened in the movie could happen in real life. Well, off we went to see Kill Bill. Another great one, kicking, punching, great music, man that movie is awesome. If you don't like it, then go away and stop reading this, i don't like you.

After kill bill, we came back to my place and watched tv and chatted for about an hour. We had a little discussion about the overwhelming stupidity of protestors blocking traffic for their petty cause. The conversation went something like this "but protestors have the right to express their feelings, they are only doing what they think is right and are trying to change things for the better. Saying something about them is stereotyping them and that shouldn't be done, especially when they aren't doing anything but trying to get their point across." My response.... "Yeah, but they're dumbass, and they are fat and ugly women, they're just mad cuz they can't get any dick in them" That was the end of the conversation because of how right i was.

I then drove her home thinking abou thow cool the day was. It really was a great date, and she said she really wants to do it again sometime, hopefully she wasn't simply bullshitting me. But oh well, i touched her boob once by accident so I'm all set.

Way to go BF!!!

lol thats great news bf,I am glad the date went so well and you seen kill bill again..bonus!!

Yeah, that movie's so awesome, i really want the soundtrack.

me too,(sound tracks)like qt's others i thought it was awesome!

something else we got in common bkk, it may be a sign

lol we are finding more and more thing in common huh..like a love for slapping kmc members asses!!

indeed, i especially love slapping yours, it's so firm

TeeHee thanks Ive heard its a firmy

firm asses are the best. yummy

sure hope mine stays that way!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/teehee.gif

just work it out, and i hear slapping helps

slapping yes,that does a body good..I am thinking I am gonna start hitting the gym soon though,been sitting around to much on my ass,that cant be good

if u lived in Aust i'd get u a free personal training pass. My Mummies a prersonal trainer yay!

marvelous job BF! you hooked her, now get her back on board

oh yeah we'de all luv 2 meet ur future wife!

and get some pics

yeah we wanna c what she looks like!

yeah me 2 does she look like the woman in kill bill I sure don't hope so!

if she looks like Uma Thurman...yuck! and my Dad thinks shes hot! yuck

Well, I got another date with her on wed. For those of you who care, I'll keep you posted. For those of you who don't, piss off.

I haven't been following this thread, but did you get any?

haha. no I didn't. She's a virgin so it's not going to be easy.

Virgins are tight!

As in, they are cool people.

Do I even have to roll my eyes again?

haha

congrats bf,thats awesome!!