Lance Windu Vs. Rogue Jedi

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pablo007
Of these two light saber carrying guys, who would win ?

yerssot
the puppy on the left!

badkittykitty
well I luv these guys,but sorry lance, rogue would make you tap out

pablo007
RJ is mainly focused on fighting Lance is focuses on glomping with Niv

badkittykitty
"How did we get into this mess?... I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." -C3PO

DeNiro
ooo mang o mang i aint going to even say who i think just because both of these guys r bad asses laughing out loud coughrjcough

LanceWindu
I can stop with the glomping long enough to kick the tar straight out of RJ.

Plus, RJ is old...wink

CandyKoRn
hmmm.... Toughie.. but probably RJ...

badkittykitty
he's not old just well seasoned...when do stop glomping? j/k laughing out loud

pablo007
glomping's gonna get you sliced by RJ Lance.

badkittykitty
"He's a scoundrel, you would like him." -Han to Leia concerning Lando

LanceWindu
* pulls out new slapping machine that is nuclear powered and the hand has a built in rusty nail to smack you with *

I'll win now!

pablo007
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Lance and RJ

Rogue Jedi
the older the bull, the stronger the horns. you dont have a chance, lance. hey, that rhymes!!!!!!

Celsius
No one would win! Cuz Id step in and kick BOTH their asses. stick out tongue jk.

Celsius
Lance is the one in the helmet laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
i dont know where you get your delusions from, laser brain.

Celsius
Can it Wookie turd!! stick out tongue

LanceWindu
RJ has delusions of grandeur.

Rogue Jedi
nah....i am a realist.....i know what i am capable of.....i know what i have been through.....sir lance a lot would last all of 10 seconds with me.

LanceWindu
10 seconds would be all I need to take you out golden rod.

Tied Hiker
Rj would win. He's 33. He ain't gonna let some young punk jedi take him.

LanceWindu
While I'm at it, I'll put the R back in Tied Hiker.

Rogue Jedi
ok...if that makes you feel better, go ahead and believe it.....look at what everybody is saying, the general consensus is that the sure bet is with me. the people have spoken.

Rogue Jedi
ps: we are just kidding around here, right?

LanceWindu
Yes this is just for fun RJ.

Rogue Jedi
good...for a moment there i thought you wouldnt talk to me after i slapped you around like a knock kneed ewok rodian humping hutt kisser.

Tied Hiker
I'm totally joking. It's all fun and games.

LanceWindu
I just want to know why the hell nobody thinks I'd win.

Tied Hiker
You have a way with words, RJ. laughing out loud

Rogue Jedi
until i make lance my prison byatch.

Tied Hiker
yowza!!

Rogue Jedi
say my name, byatch.....go get me some cigarettes!!!!!

LanceWindu
Hows about you go **** yourself?

Rogue Jedi
wash? i already took a shower earlier.

LanceWindu
Let me reiterate...go FU +C +K = **** yourself

Rogue Jedi
lets see...thats 7 votes for me, ZERO for lance. skunk city, game over.

LanceWindu
Actually yerssot voted for me...learn to read.

Rogue Jedi
yerssot is high...that still makes it 7 to 1, 8 to 2 if you count our votes.
fu+c+k? F is for Fondle, U is for yoUr woman nivvy, C is for you are Celibate, and K is for oK, take a chill pill.

LanceWindu
yerssot is a pot head, but that still doesn't change the vote.

I still want to know why everybody who hasn't met me thinks I can't kick someones ass.

Tied Hiker
This is getting good. *makes a bag of pop corn and watches to see what happens next*

Rogue Jedi
im not just someone.....i am the rogue......my names not lebowski, i'm the dude!!!!!! seen that movie, th?

LanceWindu
Hmm...see my post gets ignored.

Rogue Jedi
they think it because it is true....look at it this way...could return of the jedi luke take a new hope obi wan? no...why? because obi is older and wiser and a more experienced duelist.

LanceWindu
ANH Obi1 knew he wasn't strong enough to take on Vader, so he had to have a 20 year old take him on.

Tied Hiker
No, obi new the prophecy, he was accepting faith and playing his part. It's good he did.

Rogue Jedi
8 to 2... end of story.

LanceWindu
In the boards yes, real life would be a different story.

Rogue Jedi
hasta la vista, lancey.....*rides into the sunset as the hero, bkk in his arms as lance licks his wounds*

LanceWindu
Sorry...I take after Wolverine, regenerative powers.

BackFire349
Well, RJ's avatar is a symbol from "the Punisher" which will surely be another crappy comic book movie, vs lance's avatar, which is taken from the most famous and respected movie series of all time... So I'd pick Lance...


Plus lance is large and looks intimidating, like a football player.

LanceWindu
That's not a Punisher avatar.

But yes The Punisher is actually in Prinipal Photography right now.

BackFire349
I think that is the punisher avatar, if it's not, then what the hell is it?

Rogue Jedi
8 to 3.....these votes dont really matter. i have taken on much bigger guys than lance and whooped ass on them. the size and height works against them. the only fight i ever lost was to a 5'9 hispanic who was a tough little bastard.

LanceWindu
The Punishers symbol is a much more plain skull, and it is longer in the face.

Rogue Jedi
out of curiousity, where is my avatar from? what does it mean?

BackFire349
I think that's the updated version, no?

Oh whatever, I never claimed to be a comic book expert.

I still vote for lance because he's large and strong and probably hits hard.

LanceWindu
I have no idea where it's from, but it looks bad ass.

Rogue Jedi
bkk told me someone else here has it....who?

Tied Hiker
By the way, I wasn't ignoring any posts. Of course I've seen the big labowski. I have to see it again though. There are jazz musicians in Santa Cruz who worship that movie. It truly is a cult classic.

LanceWindu
Ness did, he may still have it.

And I know for a fact he had it first, but he's hardly here.

Rogue Jedi
is there a good site that specializes in avatars? if so, where? how do i save one and load it here?

LanceWindu
I don't know of any sites, but I'm sure there are some out there.

Save it to your hard drive by right clicking the image and clicking Save picture as... and then come back here and use the avatar creator.

Rogue Jedi
cool...thanx.....by the way, its 8 to 3. laughing out loud Happy Dance

badkittykitty
rogue you should ask blue about a sig he's really good...

diegocala
We just do big grin

LilMimister006
whats up with all these vs threads? blink

pablo007
I'm just bored

*RJ sliced the top of Lance's head ! Lance's brains are visible and blood is everywhere ! Lance lands on the floor dead*

Rogue Jedi wins !

Outbound
roface

Phucked Up
I wonder what people think the outcome would be now. hmm

Rogue Jedi
Does it matter? I mean whats really changed since then?

Rogue Jedi
my GOD did we really post that shit back then? WTF man? laughing out loud

Mairuzu
Me

Strangelove
I'm just going to point out that I have an atomic bomb.

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/strangelove.jpg

Rogue Jedi
Strangles 1, World Nil?

Troop
Lance wins.

hes not old and creepy.

Just creepy.

Rogue Jedi
so who were you? whats your sock?

Troop
I am Troop. Soldier of fortune, or is that the wrong film?

Phucked Up
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Does it matter? I mean whats really changed since then?

People don't think of me as a weak guy anymore. laughing

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
my GOD did we really post that shit back then? WTF man? laughing out loud

And yes...I know it's sad. laughing

Rogue Jedi
It's a moot point, for Lance Windu is dead. yes

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