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What is up Tied Hiker, you little wussy?

*stares at showdown in fear*

What's up Tired Hiker? Why do you have to hate on me? I held my own while you were away!

Yeah you did. I'm proud of you.

If you want to be the true psycho, you will need to create another username with a whole new persona and either fight yourself and/or call them your girlfriend/boyfriend, or you could say you are getting engaged...crap like that

Of course you would then have to change you title under your name to Tired's Wife and "insert name here" 's Husband
Or Boyfriend or Girlfriend

kick his ass TH but which TH

Diegocala, did you see Kill Bill? I saw Kill Bill today. Did you see Kill Bill, Tired Hiker?

Of course I saw it if you saw it Tied Hiker. Let's fight. *Tired Hiker lunges as Tied Hiker knocking him down and kneeing him in the groin*

oh and im not important enough to ask

Silver, did you see Kill Bill? *smashes a glass bottle into Tired Hiker's neck*

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO OMG this is great

*ignores question* nope not good enough the damage has been done *throws chair at TieH*

Get up Tired Hiker you, pansy! You no good loser!!

That's it Tied Hiker. Your days have ended!!! *pulls out wizard staff and knocks Tied Hiker out of the forums* And that my friends is the last you will ever see of Tied Hiker.

*claps* bravo TH the original

Is he your boyfriend?

No, he was me when I fell into shadow. But he is gone now, so don't worry about him anymore.

I'm just glad to see you got your original name back.

Welcome back Mr Original Tired!

Yes it was tough to get back, I had to travel through fire . . . and water. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the Balrog of Morgoth.

Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside.

Darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time. Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a life age of Earth. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done.

very nicely done TH *hands over fake oscar*

**fake clapping in the background

*waits for acceptance speech*

Ah hem, I want to thank Frodo and Samwise Gamgee for destroying the ring. I want to thank Gollum. And I want to thank Merlin and Dumbledore for that wonderful night in Vegas. I will never forget you guys.

*hands over tissue* dont start the waterworks now

I want to thank Momma Hiker and Papa Hiker for always being there for me and putting up with my disorder.

just one disorder? i find that hard to believe

You know what my disorder is?

no but i have a feeling ur gonna tell us

I hump furniture. I can't help it. Family room sofas are so sexy to me.

*steps back far away from TH* let me guess ur banned from all furniture stores

hmmm, i wonder who will win

Yes, but I still have my ways of getting to all kinds of furniture. There's other furniture out there, Silver.

*tear tear* how touching
*buys couch for TH*

The Force, I already booted Tied Hiker out of the Galaxy. He keeps private messengering me, he wants to come back, but I will never let him.

But you didn't kill him

He can never die.

*gives TH more furniture* as long as u dont hump the bar where we hang

I love humping LindsIsTightK's bar. It has a nice shape to it.

lol

I thought you just liked humping dragons th?

now that's just scary

not scary

how is that not scary

No dummies! I only hump dead dragons.

and that's alot better

thats even worse......they have no chance of refusing

How is that worse?

th wasnt buck in kill bill radical or what?!! lol

well... nevermind have fun with them dead dragons

Who was buck?

ya who is buck

Kill Bill was an excellent film.

sorry i haven't seen it yet

buck liked to F***

Oh yeah!!! He sure got what was coming!

lol that was so funked up!! haha

well i wouldn't know

force you gotta see it its awesome!

It was done really well. It reminded me of The Good The Bad And The Ugly, as far as the music and build of suspense before showdowns!

ya, i'll see it soon r later

oh and there was alot of those th,it was thrilling

yes indeed

I cant wait till volume 2 comes out,i really think the only movie that is going to be better is RotK

*cough matrix cough*

call me stupid but what's ROTK ?

return of the king silly

as in the third part of lord of the rings

yeah and its gonna rock hard!

agreed

oh ya, well i would have know if it was like this... LOTR:ROTK

well..so..now you know*gives the force the look*

Was that the "your so stupid look" ? i'm confuzzled

*gives the look force mentioned*

no that was your on verge of getting spanked look..big difference

oh, well don't just stop at the look

nyah silver, your being mean again

I thought youd never ask!!* gives force a sweet slap *whap**

*stops look* u know u luv me

oooo, that felt good silver you know i do

doesnt bkk have skills

so do you silver go give him a slap..you know he'll love it!

hey *gives silver the look*

*whaps force* well look it that i found a new talent

see I knew youd be great at it silver okay now wheres that naughty blue at?

im good at alot of things

oooo, yes... beautiful girls that i've never seen before, spanking me, what more could i ask 4

its like a little slice of heaven huh?

spanks and slaps everyone!

whoa Th that came out of nowhere

oh ya, you know it, want a slice to?

well i am an angel so it should be

silver you want a slice to? *gets hand ready with ultra squeezing technology*

*covers own ass* actually only one person has the priveledge to grab my ass

, well can i atleast slap ?

I think TH just gave me a slice,Ouchie!!!

and no you cant slap hands off the valuables i say

well silver don't want none so here ya go BKK *slaps BKK on the butt*

i didnt say i didnt want any ill just wait.........

well too late *runs by and slaps silver on the butt, then runs off* gotcha

fine you get one but thats that

we have created a monster

yes a butt slapping monster, anywayz, i need to go to bed, damn school, night yall.

buh bye

goodnight force,Ill find that bum again someday!

Sorry for the slaps. Those were breast slaps by the way.

breast slaps from heaven then...

you know it.

i am the coolest white man on this planet.

the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice..opps..j/k

harsh, very harsh....you like the dark meat?

joke sweetie..I only go for all white meat...and breast and thighs

mmhhmmm......

I choose Vs. not Tired or Tied.

go find it for me sweetie before I spank you,please?

find what?

I would kick vs's ass, LW, and I already booted Tied Hiker out of the galaxy. I didn't want to, but he got cocky.

*grags rogue and Whap!* okay I find it myself...

* makes new popcorn with tons of butter *

sweet lance save some for when match starts

ouch...find what?

I have enough to last a while...* adds some Hot Tamales candy into his popcorn *

Growable!*whap whap* thanks babe,but I got the selma thread all by my self

it was on page 3, right?

I dont think so it took me forever and a day to find it

Enough of this, I own this thread!!!

Nope, too late for that my old friend. *draws all the electro magnetic energy from the atmosphere and harnesses it into a ball. Quickly throws the mass of energy onto Tied Hiker, blasting him back far up into a galaxy unknown*

Are u tired hiker people butt buddies or sometin

Only when your mom is around.

that dont make sense u moron wen my mom is around u r butt buddies? wen she is around u tickle each otha's assholes?

Sure, yeah.

i knew it u 2 love da cock rite

We'll, being that we are the same person I guess you could call it masturbating.

0oo0 i c u have 2 different accounts and u r the same person?

yeah.

and u r argueing wit urself??? LIFE

Yes.

0o0 ok get one of em though r u going to ne0's online birthday party

Probably not since I have a life and all. Are you?

but ur invited! cmon man

Okay, I'll check it out.

ty! make sure u bring a condom(u know da anal sex)

make sure to beat the meat

okay dh l

speak english u fukin monkey

Okay, son. Don't cry.

dont fukin call me son... i was browsin the internet and i found one of ur type make friends with himhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/big/lil.gif ****in freak

Sure, son.