ElStuddo
I got to tell these stories,because IM BORED!!......
One day back in 90'. Me and my freind Ronnie,went over to Chris Thomas's house aka "ZOIKS!" Beacuse he looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo! Well, we would have frequent parties over at Zoik's house. Then another Chris,Chris Garza came over,and then from across the street......
"DE DA DUUUMMMM!!" Chris Tyer came over. NOW! Ronnie knew Chris Tyer longer than me, ( a few weeks). Well we were talking,and "Zoiks" mentions that his mom would be home ina lil' bit,and weed have to go somewhere else to hang out. Well Chris Tyer says "Well we could go to my house!" Then Ronnie mentions "I dunno about that, your dad is psyco!" "And he looks like Dick York from "Bewitched." I said "LOL ok,what does HIS dad do!?" Ronnie says "Well the 1st time Chris came home drunk,he threw Holly Water on him,and yelled "I cast you out you damn demon!" Crius ALWAYS has a goofy smile on his face, his dad has NEVER has a smile!
Anyway so Ronnie also brings up, "You try to call his house up,and his dad thinks everyone is the devil,and says "No ((CRIUS)) is not ayut home! He's out smokin',and its going to lead to tha' needle! And theun gutter,and THEUN IN HELL!" ""CLIC!""
Chris says "Aw he doesnt do that!" Ronnie says "Yes he does CRIUS!"" And thats your name,so we dont get mixed up with the other Chrises around here!"
Ok so we all leave ZOIKS house,then to go get a 12 pack of Busch,and then Crius mentions "lets go to my house,my parents MIGHT be asleep,hehe!" We said "Ok"
We get there,and Crius says, "AW theyer still up!" So we put the 12 pack on the outside window ledge of his room. And then as we went inside,it was me,Ronnie Zioks,Kelly Chris Garza,and Crius!. And as we entered the entry hall,on the right,I saw these people sitting in recliners,for a split second,then we went into the long hall to HIS room on the far right. As we sat in there, 30 seconds later "DE DA DUUMMM!!" this old,grey haired man with a plad shirt, all of the sudden blurts out "THATS RIGHT YER GOING TO COME IN HERE TO DRINK BEER AND SMOKE MARRIJANNA!" Crius says "Oh dad, buzz off and go sit back down!" His dad abrptly "WHY HERE!?" "WHY CANT CHA GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!?" RONNIE ARE YOU WORKING!?" "I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOTTA COME HERE AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE MARIJANNA!?" Then as Crius was leaving the room,his MOM blurts out "CRIUS!","GET OUT!" And we all looked at eachother funny,and I thought it was beacuse we were ALL in his room,and his mom flipped! And then all 3 of them started yelling "RIOORORIORAAROIOA!!!!" Then sudenly Ronnie's face lights up,and says "She found that 12 pack!" Zioks lifts the window,and moves the curtain, "Yep she sure did!" Then suddenly I hear his mom yell "IM CALLING THA POLICE!" "CRIUS YOURE ONLY 19!" And we ALL split outta there!
So you see ,thats why we call him (((CRIUS!))) It goes way further than that! The turmoil between him,and his parents!...
Till Next time!
One day back in 90'. Me and my freind Ronnie,went over to Chris Thomas's house aka "ZOIKS!" Beacuse he looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo! Well, we would have frequent parties over at Zoik's house. Then another Chris,Chris Garza came over,and then from across the street......
"DE DA DUUUMMMM!!" Chris Tyer came over. NOW! Ronnie knew Chris Tyer longer than me, ( a few weeks). Well we were talking,and "Zoiks" mentions that his mom would be home ina lil' bit,and weed have to go somewhere else to hang out. Well Chris Tyer says "Well we could go to my house!" Then Ronnie mentions "I dunno about that, your dad is psyco!" "And he looks like Dick York from "Bewitched." I said "LOL ok,what does HIS dad do!?" Ronnie says "Well the 1st time Chris came home drunk,he threw Holly Water on him,and yelled "I cast you out you damn demon!" Crius ALWAYS has a goofy smile on his face, his dad has NEVER has a smile!
Anyway so Ronnie also brings up, "You try to call his house up,and his dad thinks everyone is the devil,and says "No ((CRIUS)) is not ayut home! He's out smokin',and its going to lead to tha' needle! And theun gutter,and THEUN IN HELL!" ""CLIC!""
Chris says "Aw he doesnt do that!" Ronnie says "Yes he does CRIUS!"" And thats your name,so we dont get mixed up with the other Chrises around here!"
Ok so we all leave ZOIKS house,then to go get a 12 pack of Busch,and then Crius mentions "lets go to my house,my parents MIGHT be asleep,hehe!" We said "Ok"
We get there,and Crius says, "AW theyer still up!" So we put the 12 pack on the outside window ledge of his room. And then as we went inside,it was me,Ronnie Zioks,Kelly Chris Garza,and Crius!. And as we entered the entry hall,on the right,I saw these people sitting in recliners,for a split second,then we went into the long hall to HIS room on the far right. As we sat in there, 30 seconds later "DE DA DUUMMM!!" this old,grey haired man with a plad shirt, all of the sudden blurts out "THATS RIGHT YER GOING TO COME IN HERE TO DRINK BEER AND SMOKE MARRIJANNA!" Crius says "Oh dad, buzz off and go sit back down!" His dad abrptly "WHY HERE!?" "WHY CANT CHA GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!?" RONNIE ARE YOU WORKING!?" "I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOTTA COME HERE AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE MARIJANNA!?" Then as Crius was leaving the room,his MOM blurts out "CRIUS!","GET OUT!" And we all looked at eachother funny,and I thought it was beacuse we were ALL in his room,and his mom flipped! And then all 3 of them started yelling "RIOORORIORAAROIOA!!!!" Then sudenly Ronnie's face lights up,and says "She found that 12 pack!" Zioks lifts the window,and moves the curtain, "Yep she sure did!" Then suddenly I hear his mom yell "IM CALLING THA POLICE!" "CRIUS YOURE ONLY 19!" And we ALL split outta there!
So you see ,thats why we call him (((CRIUS!))) It goes way further than that! The turmoil between him,and his parents!...
Till Next time!
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Weer being INVADED!!!