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I'm an Atheist.. so no.. I don't.. lol

same

Yes,me and Ush had a very LONG talk about this...ya,and I'm catholic,kill me

im catholic too *is proud*
and yes i believe in god

yes

but I am not a catholic

"If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian Lesbians that feed me graphes and know how to sing.

If I were God thou shall not ear tube socks with flip-flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavons no

Hell yeah!"
-Bloodhoundgang : Hell yeah!

no though I' m supposed to be catholic

if there was a god he wouldnt let there be this many spoilers (matrix forum people will know what i mean)

i'm christian so yes i believe in God to

I believe in God but im not baptised.

i don't belive in him i did

I never thought about it until a couple of years ago...

I got baptised.. grr.. I didn't want to though.. bleh..

so you used to but now you don't ?

So god is a man?

hmm.. new to me.

i bealive in god very much i go to chruch now and then but of course not when i am hang over from that saturday night

Indeed I do.

nope, He is a spirit, of no gender, kinda confusing isn't it

Yet, You still use 'He' ?

well that's what it says in the Bible, we call God father, yet he is a spirit who is genderless. Are you lost yet?

I'm not particularly interested.. it's all closed minded-ness to me..

well i guess it decides on what a person believes *shrugs*

GENDELESS *runs around jumps out window*

well do you think spirits have genders?

I dunno depends on in wich form they come to earth... I guess..

convert to Davism!

I think the he comes from Genesis where he creates man in his own image, then he creates woman out of mans rib. (Adam and Eve).

yep

someone join Davism, it needs followers!

sorry i would but i'm already with christianity

thanks for taking an interest in davism... u get a free dancing banana if u join. Interested now?

I'm sorry I'm catholic and protestant and have had Keltic backgrounds and I'm Hindu and I'm Muslim and my agenda is way to full on the sunday sorry dave..

the best thing sbout davism, is it takes the above religions, filters out the crap (such as "rules" and "punishment" and lets u do what u want, when u want

sorry dave i just found one

yeah, but our bananas are blessed by our Leader

Your getting me interested dave...

but my bananas are holy

they aint Davism holy, are they?

and i'll throw in some cookies! deal?

you have more than one banana!

well turn this into a 50/50 deal, offline it's christianty and online it's davism

hmm, sounds like a deal to me

another advantage of davism: 3rd of Feb to the 30th Dec is "Worship Dave Week" where we honour him by not doing any work....

it counts as a religious holiday so you get time off school/work

and b4 someone says "thats not a week", we use a different style calendar

ok, i welcome davism as my online religion

congrulations, anyone care to bring the followers up to 2?

I'll volunteer (gosh did that sound barbie)

yay at this rate, the earths population will be following Davism in about....

3 days

when people say baptised, do hey mean christened or baptised? cos christened is when your a baby, baptism is your own choice, which is why I was confused - no-one can force you to be baptised.

i dont believe in god but i believe in a sex god

I belive there is a 'higher power' and not DOG....(god)

Oooh Davism seems very very tempting....theres no intiation is there?

I dunno, in Genesis at the beginning it says he created man but i got touhgt that "it" is male and female?

ok say that again but slower, cuz i don't get what you said

Well when I was a baby I was baptised (thats translated literally).
Wish my parents had waited and let me choose

I am Baptist and Believe in God...And, no, i don't hate Catholics, but i disagree with certain "aspects" of Catholicism...

Kes, that was probably a christening...

Yes, it is called a "christening", which is one of the things i am against...

like when they dump water in your head?
we call it baptism...at least translating it its what its called...i think

yes, when they dump water on your head!

If it was when you were a baby, and you had no say in the matter, it was a christening...baptism is when you CHOOSE to...

Want to know something funny? Christening and baptism are the same thing here, apparently whether you choose or not the name is the same (here)

When your 7.. you can be forced to.. ok?

Also, the whole adam and eve thing, If I'm right, which I think I am
It's not ment to be taken literally, Jesus used it as a metaphor for the children..

I've always considered the bible just another book. No offense but I just dont understand why some ppl take a bunch of stories so seriously

Alot of it isn't ment to be taken so literally, Kes..
I totally agree with you on that.

when im old enough for my mum not to diagree im becoming a buddist

It seems to be a popular choice these days..
I'm just not going to bother myself with Beliefs at the moment.. lifes too short...

its only coz their believes seem more realistic to me

I believe in honesty, trusting each other, friendship, helping each other and so on and on
I consider those as basic values, values which the most of us probably have or believe in
you find those values back in almost every religion but I don' t need any religion to teach me those, everyone should have them wether they believe in a religion or not

AGREED

The Forums are our God

I don't get the whole bible in the first place

Maybe you should take it back to the store...tell them you want the WHOLE thing this time!

do u reckon they'll make a sequal? The Extremely New Testament or something, where Jesus gets his light saber and....

lol

I'm an Agnostic.

I can't prove or disprove the existance of God.

Checkout this site.
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/testimonials/matthies.shtml

The bible is full of inconsistencies. Just checkout this site to view some of them.

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/donald_morgan/inconsistencies.shtml

You expect me to read all that!?!

I am a Born-Again Agnostic

Whats that?

A play on words...keep up...

Has anyone really read the bible?!

No.

well I believe in "God"as being a Power that created The universe, I really believe something must have started whatever science says has start. I mean everything: planets, stars, beings and so on didn't just pop in one day. and I believe that Power to consist out of pure Life energy, from every living thing in the universe and when we die our Life energy returns to that Power

A play on words LOL.

And yes will I expect you to read all that.

I read some of it, it's mostly true but I think almost every religion has it's "flaws"

Are you sure?

every religion but davism, convert! davism is FLAWLESS

I have...the whole thing!!!

Whats davism

99.9% sure will
religion is SO complex it is almost bound to have flaws

Now THAT is an understatement!

readprevious posts from the bottom of the 3rd page onward

Ummm, no

...this makes nooooooooo sence

I'm a Davist..
Convert to davism NOW! you get a free alarm clock after 3 months of conversion!

cool huh!?

read the previous posts in this thread, from the bottom of the 3rd page, onwards

"Convert to davism NOW! you get a free alarm clock after 3 months of conversion! "

no u dont, u get a blessed Holy Dancing Banana and some cookies

I've read them thanx.. I'm a member!!

they say a man has got to believe in something..... i believe i'll have another

Who saw jesus christ super star???

Lol... Then you're on the wrong davism..
ah, Your name is david.. you're own religion? I know someone else who is a davist...

here's the odd thing..... my name aint Dave or David, it aint got a D, V, A or an I in it!

Damn!



I did. I like that movie.

is your name John?

Yeah I liked it 2!

nope, not john

i made dave ages ago, just so i could download a file, and i forgot it
then i got back to the forum, and wanted to post a reply, then i realised that i already signed up.... i'm just too lazy to change it

what's ur real name then Daveyboy

Now you understand religion

hmmm, this is usually something of a taboo subject around here, I'm surprised it's still opened.


But to answer your question, yes, i believe in a god, although my beliefs don't coincide with organized religioun, they are basicaly my own beliefs. But I don't feel strongly about God either way. It's just not important to me.

Sp