KMC "SPECIAL" Bakery
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Korri
we sell cookies
silver_tears
i want a donut
carnage713
i want a cookie
silver_tears
*buys donut across the street* nyah
Korri
carnage> what flavour would u like?
carnage713
mmmm cookie forrrrr freeee argggg
blakangel
I dont eat cookies
'snot fair.
This bakery is rubbish...I want to complain!
silver_tears
neither do i
*licks jelly from donut* hmmmmmm jamalicious *homer voice*
Korri
but its cookies!!
diegocala
I want to get baked
Korri
ok
The Ones
yeah ok. sounds like fun
KidRock
*throws jelly donuts at bakery window8 WE DEMAND DONUTS!
Bhang
Do you sell Blunts as well?
carnage713
lets make SPECIAL cookies
Bhang
**throws in stash...
KidRock
*throws in crack and cocaine and herione with a touch of vodka* now thats a cookie
carnage713
u 4 got weed dude
JediHDM
NO we make ORACLE COOKIES, and ONLY oracle cookies...you don't like it, talk to SMITH...
dave123
i want a doughnut shaped cookie!
diegocala
Bhang threw in his stash...keep up
carnage713
sounds intersting dave. make it 2
DemonicGambit
Some bakery this is
nazgulinthedark
I want cake and ice cream!
Another_Smithy
Make me some strudel (SP?) damn it!
JediHDM
NO, ONLY COOKIES, NO DRUGS, YOU WANNA MAKE YOUR OWN BAKERY, THERES A VACANCY ACROSS THE STREET, however, this bakery is for one thing and one thing only: Oracle Cookies. You want a cookie, come on in, however, no cookie, no service.
DemonicGambit
aww....i wanted some of those special cookies
carnage713
hmm i want some SPECIAL COOKIEs n e 1 else want some?
drunk_nazgul
ME! I think... eh...
carnage713
well than the first batch shud b done sooooon
DemonicGambit
Cookies done yet??
carnage713
yup
*gives cookie to d g*
mmmmm cookies
JediHDM
go to the "special" Bakery, we only have oracle's cookies here...although, if you're feeling down, have a cookie, i guarantee, as soon as you finish it, you'll feel right as rain...
carnage713
they dont compare to my COOKIES dude
JediHDM
you dissin' the ORACLE's cookies?!
carnage713
nooo jus premontin mah SPECIAL cookies
DemonicGambit
I like 'special cookies' -eats cookie-
carnage713
here comes the gooooodness
Will
I want some SPECIAL stuff!!
FallingBlue
RUN! THEY'RE "WEB" COOKIES!
Korri
OH OH SO U THINK UR BAKERY IS BETTER THAN MINE NOW D O U!! HA WELL WE WILL JUST SE ABOUT THAT!!
Korri
if u dont like it take it up with the manager!!
carnage713
have a special cookie korri ull enjoy it.
and no worries there web free.
dave123
alrite, i want a muffin shaped cookie now, and if you're manager dont like it... then i'll have a normal one, thanks
JediHDM
here you go, but theres nothing "normal" bout OUR cookies...made fresh by Smith everyday
diegocala
Wow, those cookies are strong, I am stoned already!!
carnage713
u know it cookies plus weed equals = mmmmm
DemonicGambit
Gettin' baked is nice....I wish I was stoned right now
carnage713
ya these pretend cookies r nice but it aint tha reel thing
silver_tears
special cookies
damn this is my kind of place
clavis9495
well I'm going for Korri's cookies coz she's got smiddy baking them and nothing tops smiddy's cookies!!!
btw this is a matrix forum thing!!!
Treehuggerjanie
COOOOOKKIIIIEEEEEEEE!I WANT COOOOOOKIIIIIEEEESSSSS!PLZ!
Matrix_man
ok this is a hold up. hand over all ur cookies. NOW!
-=Urot=-
My lord!!
*** Runs out the back door! ***
You will never get my cookies!
Matrix_man
hahaha...*runs away with all the cookies in the bakery*
carnage713
gooood one but dont try it at my special cookie shop
carnage713
fine then only certain ppl can enjoy my cookies. **takes out another batch**
diegocala
Welcome to the OTF...
The Force
are these cookies "web" free, carnage?
carnage713
u bet
Matrix_man
OK PUNKS THIS IS ANOTHER HOLD UP. I ROBBED THE OTHER COOKIE JOINT AND NOW IM CLEANING U OUT TOO. HAND EM OVER!!!
carnage713
here take this batch.
*its the batch w/ exlax in it*
now i dont want no more trouble mr
Matrix_man
uhh....wheres ur bathroom?
The Force
lol, as long as u say so carnage *eats web free cookie*
carnage713
the bathroom is down the hall.
**pssst force i gave him the web cookies**
The Force
**psst the ones with the exlax and the web?**
carnage713
yup
The Force
ok
carnage713
yup we get the good ones.
i mean
**psssst yup we get the good ones**
The Force
*gets the good cookies and start eating them* mmm good
blakangel
*holds out hand*
Can I have a cooookie pretty please
carnage713
sure* hands blak angel a cookie*
blakangel
woo hoo
this cookie aint spiked or anything is it?
*looks at the cookie*
The Force
**psst, is that one web free carnage**
carnage713
yup.
but its got weed in it
The Force
oh ok then everything is fine
blakangel
my kinda cookie *eats cookie*
Mmm
carnage713
yes yes it is. hmmmm wut happened to the burgeler i showed him
The Force
still in the jon
The Force
well you did give him exlax
carnage713
lol yes i hope i liked it.
thatll teach him
The Force
lol, no more cookie robbing
Matrix_man
maaaaaaaan. that was a serious batch of cookies. phew. i think it tore me a new A$$!
The Force
lmao, well literally for you
Bhang
Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, more cookies please
The Force
where's carnage, ah forget it *hands out cookies*
blakangel
who's gonna bake them without carnage around...
what if all this batch gets eaten up
Bhang
carnage?? you mean cronic??
The Force
no web slinger... lol, i can make burnt cookies
Bhang
I would like to get "burnt" off those cookies
carnage713
im bak w/ sum new cookies. this is the real shit
*hands out cookies*
blakangel
wooo hoo
*eats cookies really fast*
oopsy...Im startin to feel sick now...to many cookies...
carnage713
i know wut will cure that
hava shot of vodka
The Force
Ya the cookies are done *eats the cookies*
carnage713
these r sum good cookies huh
carnage713
ya ive had like 5 cookies.
*takes nap* be bak in 30 mins
blakangel
whos got some vodka then...
The Force
i got the vodka *gives some to blak*
carnage713
yo gimme a shot
The Force
*shoots carnage* oops you wanted a drink, right?
diegocala
Buzz has worn off...need more "special" cookies
carnage713
i wud make sum but force shot my arm. soo sum one else has to
diegocala
**whips out sack
**starts mixing up a new batch
carnage713
i like the way u think
The Force
*gives carnage his arm back* sorry
carnage713
thanks force. is there a doctor in tha house
The Force
*pulls out staple gun* i can patch that up for you
Treehuggerjanie
cookie for me please!and a shot of vodka
carnage713
sure
*gives out voda and cookies for all*
Treehuggerjanie
time for takila me thinks
carnage713
every time is tekila time
carnage713
wut shud we name my bakery?
Treehuggerjanie
how about
"badboys bakery"
The Force
or "The finally web free bakery"
carnage713
well force...... il go w/ janies
The Force
ok, but i would have chose mine so you can warn ppl of how your cookies are finally web free
Treehuggerjanie
lolxxxxxxx
carnage713
force every one else cookies are web free...... xcept urs hahaha
The Force
that's why i didn't eat them
carnage713
but there web free now
The Force
i don't know, what are these white specs in my cookie?
carnage713
definatly not anthrax
The Force
then what's in my cookie *pull out shotgun*
carnage713
chocatly goodness???
The Force
it was white *cocks shotgun*
carnage713
white choclatly goodness????
The Force
*puts down shotgun* mmm, i like white chocolate *eats cookie*
carnage713
haha fool.
*steals shotgun*
The Force
*pulls out assult rifle* who's the fool now
carnage713
you... come on dude u ate a web cookie
The Force
i ate the female web cookie
carnage713
im jus playin my cookies are indeed web free
SeptemberRain
gimme some brownies
Lil' Backfire
Good thing I opened a Deli
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