KMC "SPECIAL" Bakery

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Korri
we sell cookies smile

silver_tears
i want a donut eek!

Korri
no we sell cookies

carnage713
i want a cookie

Korri
hands cookie

silver_tears
*buys donut across the street* nyah stick out tongue

Korri
carnage> what flavour would u like?

carnage713
mmmm cookie forrrrr freeee argggg

Korri
no what flavour?

blakangel
I dont eat cookies sad

'snot fair.

This bakery is rubbish...I want to complain!

silver_tears
neither do i huh
*licks jelly from donut* hmmmmmm jamalicious *homer voice*

Korri
sad but its cookies!!

diegocala
I want to get baked

Korri
blink ok

diegocala
Wanna join me?

The Ones
yeah ok. sounds like fun

KidRock
*throws jelly donuts at bakery window8 WE DEMAND DONUTS!

Bhang
Do you sell Blunts as well?

carnage713
lets make SPECIAL cookies smokin'

Bhang
**throws in stash...

KidRock
*throws in crack and cocaine and herione with a touch of vodka* now thats a cookie

Storm
What the f**k?

carnage713
u 4 got weed dude

JediHDM
NO we make ORACLE COOKIES, and ONLY oracle cookies...you don't like it, talk to SMITH...

dave123
i want a doughnut shaped cookie!

diegocala
Bhang threw in his stash...keep up

carnage713
sounds intersting dave. make it 2

slayer
Weed where!

DemonicGambit
laughing Some bakery this is

nazgulinthedark
I want cake and ice cream!

Another_Smithy
Make me some strudel (SP?) damn it!

JediHDM
NO, ONLY COOKIES, NO DRUGS, YOU WANNA MAKE YOUR OWN BAKERY, THERES A VACANCY ACROSS THE STREET, however, this bakery is for one thing and one thing only: Oracle Cookies. You want a cookie, come on in, however, no cookie, no service.

DemonicGambit
aww....i wanted some of those special cookies sad

carnage713
hmm i want some SPECIAL COOKIEs n e 1 else want some?

DemonicGambit
Hell yeah!

drunk_nazgul
ME! I think... eh... confused

carnage713
well than the first batch shud b done sooooon

DemonicGambit
Cookies done yet??

carnage713
yup

*gives cookie to d g*

mmmmm cookies

JediHDM
go to the "special" Bakery, we only have oracle's cookies here...although, if you're feeling down, have a cookie, i guarantee, as soon as you finish it, you'll feel right as rain...

carnage713
they dont compare to my COOKIES dude

JediHDM
you dissin' the ORACLE's cookies?!

carnage713
nooo jus premontin mah SPECIAL cookies

DemonicGambit
I like 'special cookies' -eats cookie-

carnage713
here comes the gooooodness

JediHDM
oh...

Will
I want some SPECIAL stuff!! big grin

FallingBlue
RUN! THEY'RE "WEB" COOKIES!

Korri
OH OH SO U THINK UR BAKERY IS BETTER THAN MINE NOW D O U!! HA WELL WE WILL JUST SE ABOUT THAT!!

Korri
if u dont like it take it up with the manager!!

carnage713
have a special cookie korri ull enjoy it.

and no worries there web free.

dave123
alrite, i want a muffin shaped cookie now, and if you're manager dont like it... then i'll have a normal one, thanks big grin

JediHDM
here you go, but theres nothing "normal" bout OUR cookies...made fresh by Smith everyday

diegocala
Wow, those cookies are strong, I am stoned already!!

carnage713
u know it cookies plus weed equals = mmmmm

Fire
hehe

DemonicGambit
Gettin' baked is nice....I wish I was stoned right now

carnage713
ya these pretend cookies r nice but it aint tha reel thing

silver_tears
special cookies eek! damn this is my kind of place wink

clavis9495
well I'm going for Korri's cookies coz she's got smiddy baking them and nothing tops smiddy's cookies!!!
btw this is a matrix forum thing!!!

Nivvy
Phoo......

dave123
big grin

Treehuggerjanie
COOOOOKKIIIIEEEEEEEE!I WANT COOOOOOKIIIIIEEEESSSSS!PLZ!

Matrix_man
ok this is a hold up. hand over all ur cookies. NOW!

-=Urot=-
My lord!!

*** Runs out the back door! ***

You will never get my cookies!

Matrix_man
hahaha...*runs away with all the cookies in the bakery*

carnage713
gooood one but dont try it at my special cookie shop

carnage713
fine then only certain ppl can enjoy my cookies. **takes out another batch**

diegocala
Welcome to the OTF...

The Force
are these cookies "web" free, carnage? laughing

carnage713
u bet smile

Matrix_man
OK PUNKS THIS IS ANOTHER HOLD UP. I ROBBED THE OTHER COOKIE JOINT AND NOW IM CLEANING U OUT TOO. HAND EM OVER!!!

carnage713
here take this batch.



*its the batch w/ exlax in it*




now i dont want no more trouble mr

Matrix_man
uhh....wheres ur bathroom?

The Force
lol, as long as u say so carnage *eats web free cookie*

carnage713
the bathroom is down the hall.


**pssst force i gave him the web cookies** wink

The Force
**psst the ones with the exlax and the web?**

carnage713
yup yes

The Force
ok rolling on floor laughing

carnage713
smokin' yup we get the good ones.

i mean


**psssst yup we get the good ones**

The Force
*gets the good cookies and start eating them* mmm good big grin

blakangel
*holds out hand*

Can I have a cooookie pretty please big grin

carnage713
sure* hands blak angel a cookie*

blakangel
woo hoo

this cookie aint spiked or anything is it?

*looks at the cookie*

roll eyes (sarcastic)

The Force
**psst, is that one web free carnage**

carnage713
yup.

but its got weed in it

The Force
oh ok then everything is fine roll eyes (sarcastic)

blakangel
my kinda cookie *eats cookie*

Mmm

carnage713
yes yes it is. hmmmm wut happened to the burgeler i showed him

The Force
still in the jon

carnage713
hahaha

The Force
well you did give him exlax roll eyes (sarcastic)

carnage713
lol yes i hope i liked it.


thatll teach him

The Force
lol, no more cookie robbing smile

Matrix_man
maaaaaaaan. that was a serious batch of cookies. phew. i think it tore me a new A$$!

The Force
lmao, well literally for you

Matrix_man
laughing out loud

The Force
more cookies?

Bhang
Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, more cookies please big grin

The Force
where's carnage, ah forget it *hands out cookies*

blakangel
who's gonna bake them without carnage around...


what if all this batch gets eaten up eek!

Bhang
carnage?? you mean cronic??

The Force
no web slinger... lol, i can make burnt cookies big grin

Bhang
I would like to get "burnt" off those cookies laughing out loud

carnage713
im bak w/ sum new cookies. this is the real shit

*hands out cookies*

blakangel
wooo hoo

*eats cookies really fast*

oopsy...Im startin to feel sick now...to many cookies... sick

carnage713
i know wut will cure that

hava shot of vodka

The Force
Ya the cookies are done *eats the cookies*

carnage713
these r sum good cookies huh

carnage713
ya ive had like 5 cookies.

*takes nap* be bak in 30 mins

blakangel
whos got some vodka then...

big grin

The Force
i got the vodka *gives some to blak*

carnage713
yo gimme a shot

The Force
*shoots carnage* oops you wanted a drink, right? wink

diegocala
Buzz has worn off...need more "special" cookies

carnage713
i wud make sum but force shot my arm. soo sum one else has to

diegocala
**whips out sack
**starts mixing up a new batch

carnage713
i like the way u think

The Force
*gives carnage his arm back* sorry big grin

carnage713
thanks force. is there a doctor in tha house

The Force
*pulls out staple gun* i can patch that up for you evil face

carnage713
wow thanks

Treehuggerjanie
cookie for me please!and a shot of vodka

carnage713
sure

*gives out voda and cookies for all*

Treehuggerjanie
time for takila me thinks

carnage713
every time is tekila time

The Force
yay tequila!

carnage713
wut shud we name my bakery?

Treehuggerjanie
how about
"badboys bakery"

The Force
or "The finally web free bakery" big grin stick out tongue

carnage713
well force...... il go w/ janies

The Force
ok, but i would have chose mine so you can warn ppl of how your cookies are finally web free stick out tongue

Treehuggerjanie
lolxxxxxxx

carnage713
force every one else cookies are web free...... xcept urs hahaha

The Force
that's why i didn't eat them stick out tongue

carnage713
but there web free now stick out tongue

The Force
i don't know, what are these white specs in my cookie? stick out tongue

carnage713
definatly not anthrax whistle




















evil face

The Force
then what's in my cookie *pull out shotgun*

carnage713
chocatly goodness???

The Force
it was white *cocks shotgun*

carnage713
white choclatly goodness????

The Force
*puts down shotgun* mmm, i like white chocolate *eats cookie*

carnage713
haha fool.

*steals shotgun*

The Force
*pulls out assult rifle* who's the fool now evil face

carnage713
you... come on dude u ate a web cookie

The Force
i ate the female web cookie big grin

carnage713
im jus playin my cookies are indeed web free smile

SeptemberRain
gimme some brownies

Lil' Backfire
Good thing I opened a Deli

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