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I had to go into work today for a meeting with a customer, anyway the cusotmer is an old friend of someone at my place and they got talking about the old days (early 80's) when they worked next door to each other.

The customer starts talking about why that business of his went downhill and shut, mostly because he and his wife at the time had split up and he'd lost interest, according to him. The old geezer from my place then said, "But weren't you shagging that ugly ***** from next door?", to which he replied very dryly, "I was yes, but she's my wife now".

Laugh? I nearly wet myself.

Awwwww....lol

haha I guess that ended that conversation huh?!

wow that dug a big hole

Oh, like this girl on my course...second week..or third i cant remember...when we came to uni, Lecturer told us to get into groups, arrange time when we are all freeand do a project....
Well this guy that sat with us didnt have a partner, so him and the girl that satin front of us decided to do the project....so she turned arround in front of 250 people and said to this guy : ''There is only two things i want to know about you...your name and when you want to do it!'' She ment the project...but everyone laughed...even the lecturers! lol

OMG

There's nothing worse than making an arse of yourself.

I very much doubt this customer of ours is gonna send much work our way after today.

You never know...sometimes people like brutal honesty

yeah...its funny though..if nothing like that happened ever, it would be dull!!
Im sure he will send some work your way!