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Okay, I'm off to the foreign island for a couple of days. Don't be good and don't be too orderly. In other words, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Chaos rules!

well do have a nice one, talking about UK right..

Oh Lordy, maybe they won't let him into the country....

I'm still working on him giving Edna a shock...

Hurry back, darling !!!!! (fin, you can barf now)

And where is Edna ?

Where in what sense?

I'm here gundy. Just a little obverworked, underpayed and tired! And queeq don't you even dare try and find me!

But with such good friends, eh, Elle?

Is Elle pronounced as in the letter "L" ? Just curious...I've heard it pronounced different ways.

Sorry to hear you're overworked and underpaid dear...been there, doing that.

In this case, Gundy, yes it is.

I like that name. It sounds lovely and sensible all at the same time.

But dare we talk about Eleanor's surname again...?

Blast it ! Forgot what it was....

That would be because I never said what it was!

Indeed. And you never will...

Nope I certainly shall not! You know and Raz knows and if either of you tell a soul then I will be most displeased!

Oh come on...atleast give us a hint.

Ok. It's not Goode.

I'm sure Edna's surname, whatever it may be, can only be as lovely and charming as her peronality

Put your money where your mouth is and guess...

Galee Ush, every time I have something nice to say about Edna, that little pumpkin pie, you get annoyed. If Edna doesn't want her surname revealed, I think we should abide by her wishes. Besides, a little mystery in a woman is really sexy

She doesn't want it revealed. That doesn't mean she won't find it funny to see people guessing...

Oh, so now you get to choose what Edna finds funny, and what she doesn't find funny. Your very controlling Ush. No wonder Edna doesn't post as much as she used too, she's probally scared out of her mind! Oh poor Edna, dont worry, I'll protect you against that brute savage!.....................

You're an odd fellow, Tex...

Raz started an entire topic about this a while back; but not much got done.

We'll I'm relieved to hear that the forum moderator is keeping his eye on you! Who knows what kind of diabolical schemes you have in store for Edna in that evil head of yours!

Ohh, heck, let me think... being her partner, I'll think you'll find. Oh, no need to plan that, already happened...

huhh? What? I'm confused , that last statement went right over my head. Explain yourself please.

I need to explain that Edna and myself are an item?

Oh Wow, not only are you psychotic, your delusional too! Poor Edna!

What a sad man you are, Texas...

Why not pass the time by checking out the big moment?

http://forums.killermovies.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1181&perpage=15&pagenumber=35

...and read onwards.

We'll I must of been crazy to click on that link you supplied, god only knows what kind of webpage you would of redirected me too, what happened to shoeless Jedi?

Aside from it being clearly labled from this forum?

Still on TFN, I suppose.

TFN?

The Force.Net

And now you know I am Edna's partner, and I can't help thinking that you've ended up looking rather silly... ooh, that'll be because you ARE...

Oh please, dont flatter yoursefl! She probally stays with you because she's afraid to leave! Your so controlling, abusive and you really have to work on that short temper of yours! Dont worry Edna, I'll save you from that beast!

Sigh... same comment in ten minutes... and I thought you were going to be an interesting poster, Tex.

Oh no you didn't! One thing I am is interesting! But I can understand why you dont find me interesting! Dont most psychotic serial killers/stalkers have a certain type of person their interested in! We'll I quess I dont fit into your mold!

If I didn't know better, Tex, I'd say you were jealous. Strange how much more offensive you've now become since you read about Edna and myself.

I'm not even going to encourage you any further! I see your starting to play your little psychotic mind games! That must be how you entangled Edna in your web of insanity!

Nice one. You just accused Edna of having no judgment and being stupid enough to fall for something like that. That'll really impress her, lover boy.

A piece of advice- perhaps you should try being her friend the old-fashioned way. Attacking her partner is not generally considered the best way to woo a lady.

Oh yeah, like I'm really going to take courting tips from a psychotic killer/stalker! Who do you think I am Phinney6?

Well, you;d certainly do well to be like him. And you still sound jealous. I feel sorry for you...

I feel sorry for Edna

Oh, you pity her now? You really ARE racking up the plus points today... you are right, you ARE amusing to watch...

Oh no, amusing is that last thing I want to appear to you as! You can keep looking, because I am not going to be your next victim! Gotta go, bye!

You don't want to appear amusing? Strange, considering the effort you have done to do so...

What the...?

How old are you too?

Ush is not a psychotic stalker. He was right I am afraid. Ush and myself were at one point an item. This was after he accused her of secretly wanting his evil clone Uush of course! But he also neglected to tell you that I gave him the flick a couple of weeks ago and told him where to stick his vow to protect me. So technically no, Ush, you are not my partner and you both look as silly as each other.

Squabbling indeed! You aren't kids you know!

And Texas, stop calling me pumpkin pie! That is SO patronising!

And both of you SHUT UP!

You firdd me as your protector, you didn't break it off between us!

Well sorry to break the news to you then sweetie. But this witch is not interested any longer! After all it was you who told me to go back to the clone. Fine! If that is how you feel then see ya!

Don;t you DARE! He'll only lead you to the Dark Side! You'll become horrible and blue faced like that big honcho Nightsister! I couldn;t bear it if that happened!

No I wasn't going to go off to find Uush! Oh god no! Never! But I certainly don't want to be around you any more. Ciao! Have a nice life!

But... how can you do this? After everything we went through?

Well you were the one cramping me and being overprotective! A witch needs her space! You should know that by now! A witch must have freedom otherwise she simply ceases to be the best witch she can be!

But I was only trying to help you! We... we saved each other's lives, Edna. You can't just ignore that... you know what we felt...

I know better then to get in the middle of a lovers quarrel. I'm sorry Edna, I wont call you pumpkin pie anymore.........We'll Ush, since your not protecting Edna anymore, how about protecting me, you big hunk!!

I'm not denying you are a good looking man, Tex, but you DO have to earn my respect first...

Besides, I'll sort things out with Edna soon.

Now I've seen it all...GET A ROOM!

RC said that AGES ago. Didn't listen to him, either...

*walks into thread*

*walks out of thread in a hurry*

a manage a trois .....kind of interesting

Uh-oh, Finti's off again...

Ok I think Edna should Shut up and Ush and Tex there are we all happy

Great, now Phinney has told us three to shut up... this can only get worse...

well ya should

Like you have never argued with Tex! And cross not the Witch...

you have point but please be silent

Hey, Edna and myself were going through a life crisis there., People like Gundy love to see it all in action. I think you'll find Edna and Ush hjave plenty to say yet...

ok u can....just let me get some food

Where's queeq?

In the UK, actually, Keo.

in the closet

No, I was just in there and he's not back yet.

And yes, Ush....this has been quite an entertaining thread. Now let me practice some stereotypical southern midwest twang.....

Yup. Seems you've rustled that cowpoke up right !

Hehehe.

Thankyou, Gundark...

when can when torture people

Torture me, I dont want to live anymore! Gundarks cattle horn car joke has sent me over the edge

no i refuse to do it

I didn't realise there was an edge you could go over, Texas.

Very typical and most unimpressive, I knew you people would have no sympathy for a suicidal Texan. I'm off to The Smashing Pumpkins Forum for a while, I need to be with other depressed suicidal 20 somethings......(slashes left wrist)

What made you think you weren't already in such company? Not exclusively, of course.

Yah i blew my arm off with a 44. magnum

Bet you can't do it again...

Yes i can Gundy somehow grew my arm back in minutes so I could kill gungans

Always glad to help...

Ah, don't take it so hard Tex.....your teenage years are supposed to brutal and retchedly unfair.

Tex she shouldn't kill yourself......THEY want you here and so dont I

Is that like,

Yes, we have no bananas ?

kind of unclear yes, but then again if you are going to kill yourself its better that someone else bites the dust for you

Um....... I uausally go kill a gugan when i am suicidal

I don't think Ush will be pleased....

no he wont

Okay, I think you held on to the fort long enough now. And you did a very BAD job.

sorry master

Indeed. Now get out of the cellar and start cleaning up upstairs. I have some..... unfinished business with Mayhem here.

Why don't you just hop on the slab, baby.http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/otn/love/love.gif

Oh why do people treat me like I am 12 when i am 27

Because we're even older than that.

I am 39 then

You have a major aging problem there, phins. Ask Gundy to loosen the screws somewhat.

ok i am only 12 but i HATE IT when people look down at me because of it.....because all of you guys being 21 or higher i feel like and outcast, i cant pretend to have romantic relationships with somebody cause they are older than me, and i cant do a lot of stuff cause there older than me. I am mature. I just mite leave becasue i am an outcast....has nothing to do with you.

Hey, haven't I treated you right, Phin?

hey i am not saying you guys look down at me, but I still feel like an outcast. I dont lke being told....."your to young"

That;s something we've all had to live with over time...

but i just want to be treated older

And I want to be rich...

You've got a good rep on this board, Phin. There are worse things people could think of you.

rep????

Reputation. People like you. If the worse thing anyone says is that you are young, you are obviously doing very well...

you have cherred me up!!!

Oh wow, believe me when I tell you that I wish I was 12 again. Before you know it Phinney6 you'll be 20, and you'll be in college, and you'll have problems and stress and deadlines and decisions and you'll wish you were 12 again. Believe me, enjoy it while it lasts

Phins, you're an excellent apprentice and board member. Sticking with me has advantages for your problem. Sith age quickly.

Anyway, I'm back and we're over 100.