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SO edna you are back, yeah i have replaced u as worst speller. SO how has your day gone....hmmm

Yes Iam back. Sorry I haven't been around lately but I have been a littl busy at work. We are rather short staffed so I have been working superlo9ng hours. Anyway a bit drunk right now so I wony talk for long but glad to see someone is a worse typer than me. I can spell you see. Just can't type!

Hey there, Edna. You'd best change your custom title, it's al dull right now... and Edna can ot be dull!

I can't type either, edna. SO how was ur drinkS

happy now? Drinks were fine. was a fun night. thanks for asking! Shame I have to be at work at half seven in the morning. Ooh that means I have to get up in four hours. What fun!

See? She LOVES fun...

Ah, Edna's pumpkins. Now all is right with the board.

I am afraid they are still highly rationed...

No they are not rationed. They are just an endangered species these days! Damn my boss and her understaffedness! Working six days/ 50 hours a week realy sucks! I swear I am going to die fro exhaustion before the week is out!

hmm i have an idea

Don't strain yourself...

OK off to bed now. Hmmm 3 and three quarter hours sleep. I may just survive yet. Tat is if the hangover doent kill me firt! Good night everyone. May talk to you tomorrow if \i have not died from exhaustion first or fallen into a deep sleep during the day that is!

Have a happy time doing... whatever you do tomorrow...

Night , Edna....

hope the little bed bugs don't bight (only the big ones, sorry it is the queeq in me)

So that's where queeq took his holiday....in phin's body. ICK !!!!

How much is 160 pounds in dollars? Edna works at an amusement park?, Is that right? Wow, I think that's kewl, just out of curiosity where do some of you other board members work? Me, I got fired from Excel Communications in June , those bastards they'll all pay, one of these days

no queeqer taught me.

What?, a lesson

Yeah well I only really work there for the convenience. I shall rejoice when I leave at the end of september!

$260 for 50hrs , do they make you work hard? I'm sure you get perks right?, like not having to wait in line for the rides, free candy and goodies, and you never have to pay to get it. What is the park that you work at called? I think I'll check it out on the internet........Thanks for the math lessons you guys, so now when I'm watching Bargain Hunt on PBS I'll know how much money those idiots are losing in Dollars

It's Drayton Manor Park. I don't get free food or goodies. I get 6 cheap wristbands for the whole season and am allowed to go on the rides for free myself. But no queue jumping. But why on earth would I want to go somewhere where I spend most of my week on my day off? I never ever ever ever go on the rides so that perk sucks! And when we are in uniform we don't get served by any of the catering staff so we have to eat in the staff canteen where we have a wonderful chpice of crisps, crisps, crisps or unbelievably expansive hotdogs! Great for a veggie! The whole place sucks! It really is horrid! And don't even get me started on the holiday pay!

Oh my goodness, those slave drivers!!!! If I ever go to England, I will boycott Drayton Manor Park in support for their over worked, under paid and under perked employees!! P.S. This is off topic but does wearing glasses make your nose go numb? I have never wore glasses before, started 2 days ago and now my nose is numb, I'm starting to worry....

Doesn't the canteen do crisps as well, Edna?

Not a glasses wearer, sorry...

Tex, there WERE plans afoot to go down to DM just to surprise Edna...

Staffordshire is in a sorry state if the convenience factor really does make that job somehow attractive to Elle.

BTW, that you don't qualifiy for minimum wage for that job is near scandolous...

According to my newely acquired dollar to pound knowledge, Edna is making $5.20/hr. USH said she's not making minimum wage, just out of curiosity what is the mw in the UK?........anyone wear glasses?

Oh man, that's sweat shop wages! Aren't things more expensive in Europe then they are in the US? $4.20 and hour, thats unbelievable. Do they discrimante against younger people, because Edna is only 18. Man Edna, that sucks, thank God your leaving those bastards, your going off to study medicine right? That's good, pretty soon you'll me making 90,000 pounds a year.

I don't know where you got THAT figure from. Besides, she has seven years to go before she can start climbing the medical salary ladder.

Some things are more expensive and some thing are cheaper, Texas.

Well some of us here feel Edna deserves 90,000 a year, but I can see others dont, Ushgarak.

Not up to your usual standard there, Tex...

Where is everyone? This place is like a ghost town? Wheres Phinney6?

Queeq, Raz and RC are away and Dim and Gundy are still in their extended busy periods.

I believe Phinney has quite a full life sometimes as well.

Have no fear, I am here! I will double my posting average to keep the board lively! As for those deserters, I think you need to confront them. I'm not of a confrontational nature

I wear glasses and es they make my nose go numb. They also make my nose sweat and when I get really hot they keep sliding down. That is incredibly annoying most of the time!

Still haven;'t seen you in glasses...

Well that is because you have never seen me do a large amount of reading or writing. To be fair I avoid wearing them as much as possible!

(Tries to imagine Edna in glases)

Not a pretty sight!

Oh, you say that about EVERYTHING...

Thanks for the glasses info. I was beginning to think I had nose cancer! I'm getting contacts as soon as possible!

Clark Kent wore glasses......

oh somebody cares about me. i am going to cry

Of course someone cares about you!

You care....RIGHT

Well, of course I do

We all care about you phin....cheer up.

ah i am so cherry, so....gundy you PROMISED we could torture somebody.

Well queeq and RC aren't here right now and they are my favorite victims. I respect Ush too much to torture him and I certainly won't go after keo or Dim (its a female thing you know). Why don't you pick somebody ?

Your respect is muchly appreciated, Gundy...

hmmmm. oh yes....TEXAS

Torture me? OK, just remember, I like it rough and hard

gUNDY IS GONE.....so I cant use her tools....she would kill me if i did

Good grief...I am at work. I do have a job you know.

Haul him down to the slab, phin. If he gives you any trouble, those super-size hypodermic needles are in the top drawer in the rusty tool chest.

I find super-size hypodermic needles very sexy

*Hauls tex down to the slab* "now these straps are for safety" *Straps tex down VER VERY TIGHT*

tighter Phinney6, tighter!!!

(mumbles to self) Hmmmm....this is way too much like the closet.

Ah, phin.....maybe you should do the mummy job on him. Ya know, cut out his tongue and put him in the sarchapaghus with the scarabs...

Errr....

You want to tell me that I've mispelled "mummy case". Yes, I know.

grabs very blunt knife.....ok i will do the mummy job

(writes out promotion papers for phin). Excellent.

No wait, before you do the mummy job, spill hot wax on my bun and spank me!!.........I bet you people will think twice before tourturing me again!

pocks tex with super big needles, "Your forgetting tex that you are strapped down Very TIGHT" *Cuts off toung* Where did you want it gundy

"mumbles, mumbles, mumbles"

Just throw it in one of those jars, phin. I'll sew it on something else later.

*puts toung in jar, and put tex's body in sarchapaghus room*

My, you two are getting intimate..... no funny business now.

*whispers in Gundy's ear as she unwantingly responds with a blush and a giggle*

Your overconfidence is your weakness. But I wuv you anyway.http://www.themelee.com/smilies/s/otn/love/1luvu.gif

Well phinney had to have some fun before he goes back to....what grade are you starting phin ?

7th grade

Ah yes, none of THAT business for you then. Not for a while at least.

I remember 7th grade. I.......well, never mind.

but when i am on the boards i change into a 27 year old

You;re getting older'; it was 20 at first and then 23

Methusaleh Syndrome I think.

well now i am 39

"mumbles, mumbles, MUMBLES"

what is it texas....cat got your toung

*Summons the power of the force, rips of mummy bandages, grabs jar with tounge, runs out of torture chamber*.................Sorry people, that's the best I can do, besides Ush and King Jedi are about to have a fight, and I have $5 riding on Ush.

I have 7 riding on it too going to the EP II forum

KJ has actually gone, Tex. And we were hardly about to kill each other...

Fight...fight...fight

I do apologize Ush, I dont know what came over me. I think Phinney6 is a bad influence on me! Phinney6, you should be ashamed of yourself!

You'd BETTER get paid more than that! Skilled worker like you!

Yah skilled devil you

Ahh that would be telling wouldn't it.

So Orph how old are you

Wow, you see how nice Orpheus is. He/she is the only board member that answered all of my questions. We'll I quess it's my turn. I am unemployed, I got fired from Excel Communications in June, went on vacation, and never bothered looking for another job, becuase I start school in 3 weeks. Oh, I got paid $323 a week for sitting on my ass and entering data. It was great, I just listend to my cd's all day and kept up to date with the local office gossp! Ush, your a writer right?, so what do you write?

I think he rights Fantasy

Fantasy? I stay away from fantasy! Fantasy scares me. I saw The Adventures of Baron Munchausen when I was like 10, and I couldn't sleep for a week. Strange movies and stories like that freak me out!

Watching a Terry Gilliam film at 10 is enough to scare anyone...

I try my hand at anything; I only just tried out true fantasy. Mainly odd stuff and WWI stories, but in the end ytou have to write whatever the publishers want.

So at the moment what do the publishers want?

Potter is still enlarging the children's market and the new LOTR hype is doing fantasy somew good. They are always after Tom Clancy type stuff.


But I;m not looking for publication right now; too much to get sorted.

We'll then, If thats where the money is, I quess I'll start writing a fantastical political thriller

John Grisham as well. That stuff is still massively in fashion.

Once you have made a breakthrough, you can start offering what you want rather than what THEY want. But you have to play the game first, unless you are a. very lucky or b. a celebrity.

Well since I'm neither a or b, I'll stay out of the publishing game.

A nasty game that is.

Nice to see Orph around again.

yes it was nice to him

Nice to SEE him

very nice

And here it ends.