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Looks like I won't be around for a while.

Hope you guys can mind the shop without me. I'll try and stick my head in when I can.

"Could we have kippers for breakfast
mummy dear mummy dear
they got to have em in Texas
cuz everyone`s a millionaire"-Supertramp

See you when we do RC if it is holiday have a great one.

Oh I'm sure we will manage somehow.

(Quick he's gone. let's have a party!) Ahem ahem!

Only joshing. We'll miss you really!

Hey, I can rule his forum that we mod while he is gone! Woo-hoo!

I stayed in touch from Tahiti and LA and that's considering that I am a relatively new member, I think it would be quite shamefull if RC did not do the same , Just f'ing around RC enjoy your vacation , wheres he going?

Hey he never said he was going anywhere. Just said he wouldnt be around on the forum for a while. Maybe something has happened that has limited his access.

He's got some things to take care of..

Looks like I'm the law and order around these parts..*shines her sheriff badge*

hmmmmmm, hope everythings OK

Except Queeq is still here to mod the GDF, Dim...

what's a kipper?

A kipper is a grown up sardine or herring anyways it something that swims in the sea and should remain there. Fish yuk.

The thread title is a Red Dwarf reference, so a little more aimed at the Brits of this place.

Red Dwarf, ment to be funny hmm not. Give me Benny Hill and Hale & Pace, Smith and Jones, Blacadder series, those where funny.I M H O.

Red Dwarf has re-invented itself twice; I guess you didn't like any of them, eh?

Clinton was a fan, actually.

Actually Ush, Queeq's not around either..it's one of THOSE weekends.

Oooh! One of THOSE...

So, what do you think? The Ush and Dim boards?

Well the weekend is over...you missed your chance. Actually, I thought "that date" was coming up for RC.

I am deputy sherriff around here.......GRRRRR

GRRRRRRR ? You need a rolaids, phin ?

I like tic-tacs

*Picking kipper from his teeth...*

What date?

Hey, RC's back. Or just popping by?

And the real sherrif's back too. Move over, Dim.

"I shot the sheriff, but I didn`t shoot the deputy"-Bob Marley

Guess Dim's been shot then and I'm the deputy who rose to power. http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/otn/evil/BORG3.gif

*Bows to queeq*

reloads gun and better the aim and start all over again " I shot the sheriff"

Phinney Grabs his 44. Magnum and blasts Finti before he can shoot queeq

Cant shoot a phenomenon

jumps in front of the bullut finti shot at queeq.

guess I shot the deputy as well then.

*Brings exorcist in hear* hehehe and he cant be shot

Nope, just passing through occationally queeq.

Still would like to know WHAT DATE Gundy was referring to though.

The kind that you eat?

The kind that you go on?

The kind that's on the calendar?

Oh naked girls then

lol

On this board....? Eugh.

oh come on RC dont be such a virgine prune.

Maybe we should make a calendar with the board's ladies on it.

You out with 30 women 15 at each side.....eh RC

He's more modest than that, Phins.

Can we throw in that Natalie Portman shot?

Ush's secret is out. Edna's competition is Natalie Portman.

RC, I will PM you about "that date".

We had the Natalie Portman discussion MONTHS ago; don't you remember, Gundy? Or was it Dim that commented?

Show me PORTMAN NOW!!!

Ehhh... it's not very appropriate to post...

Ohh how big were they??

As was previously discussed, sunburn was the major factor here.

hehehe

Forget Portman, I'm willing to pose in the nude for the forum calendar

Good Lord! I'll collect a fund and pay you so you WON'T!

Oh come on Jedi212guy, I'll wear a big cowboy hat and boots with spurs.................and nothing else

Well, I'm sold.

Anyone else volunterring?

How about Edna?

I just finished my photo session with her. She was eager and.... looking great. But maybe we'd need a more decent pic for the calendar.

And in REAL life... Edna refuses to have photos taken.

Camera shy is she? Well if I were Edna and your were nosing around my house at night taking pictures through the window, I would be reluctant too! ...........Just kidding

Now I think you're just not trying hard enough......

If you really wanted a photo of Edna you'd get it...

With a due sense of apprehension, I'll accept that challenge...

Place your bets here.

I handle the bets as well.

I know you do. So what are the odds today that Ush will succeed?

1000-1

I smell big profits. But then again, I'm sure you do too.

And I thought it was the smell of fear...

Yes, wretched, gut-churning, sweaty fear.http://www.contrabandent.com/pez/contrib/edoom/Flush.gif

That's the one.

Am I lucky I betted heavily on Ush. Finti, time to pay up.

Seems finti has conveniently disappeared.....

Always thought he was smart!

But he foolishly left his Visa card lying on the bar.

If you look closer Gundy, you will find out it is your Visa on the bar. Who do you think all those free drinks were charged to?

Hmmm, think he has you there Gundy...

That is it! No more photos ever again! I refuse to be plastered on a calendar! I don't care how much you would or wouldn't pay me! Not a chance! And as for the Natalie portman one. Well Phinney! Cover your ears young man!

You know, I had forgotten I accepted this? Ooh, this looks bad...

I hear that said photo exists, now whether we will see it is another story....

Don't worry Edna, we will only use your head. And slap it on some great model's body. *runs and hides*

Wheteher you will ever SEE a pic I took of her is another queation.

I wonder if I need one.

Kinda what I said Ush? You don't have to do anything you don't wanna

Sorry, it IS what you said, yes. Guess Queeq's post blinded me..

We'll see.

Yes well if you queeq or Dim post any photos of me without my permission then therewill be hel to pay!

I know, I know! You can trust me.

Yes I know that and I am sure I can trust Dimmy too. It was the queeqster I was more worried about! Practical joker that he is! And I still don't think he has forgiven me for the freeq fiasco!

Yes, that was a bit... well, all forgotten now, eh?

I hope so! Because if he seeks revenge then I will just have to somehow seek revenge back again! This could go on forever!

Oooh, revenge revenge. We have a good story going here.

Problem is that I have nothing to gain revenge with! Damn! My evil plan backfires again!

Yeah, that sort of thing often happens.

Well the freeq spell worked....

Actually, finti that was queeq's Visa.....

I would love to post your pics all over the place. Problem is that I need one to do that, Edna. Can you send me one?

Aha! That ploy huh?

Well, it's true. Unless I can retrieve that group pic she once posted on the old boards.

Her and her three mates? I still have that. I always save off pics, including the one of you. Tried talking some others out of Dim, but she wasn't having any of it.

queeq what are you talking about? Ush sent you that pic he took of me on monday night. The one that he sent to Dim aswell! And I was complaining about because I said I looked like mutant!

Oh but hang on a sec! That wasn't me giving you permission to post it!

Hrmph!!!

Don't you Hmph me! I still can't believe I even let him take that photo let along send it to those two! Nobody posts it without my permission!

Hrmph!!! Hrmph!!!

You do NOT look like a mutant! I have that picture of you up on my wall now, thankyopu very much. And the one of us together.

Well, that's just fine them Hrmph.....

What the heck does she mean by mutant, anyway?

Well, maybe she thinks she's an X-Man? Rouge preferably, she's a hottie.....

Are you ever going to get over that little fixation?

Let;s be clear here; Rogue was a good looking girl...

What, Rogue?

Hmmmm, nice!

http://website.lineone.net/~ratcat/rogue_ben.jpg

I guess the film has a lot to answer for...

Rogue is a babe, and that's the bottom line...

Oh wow! I never knew Ben was so cute! Oh he's one very lovely little boy RC!

Yes..too bad that icky actress is in the pic...and those red headed kids..they're distracting

I wouldn't trust that lady with my kid

Trust Dim to put a damper on things...

Actually, she was quite nice.

He's just like a miniature RC isn't he? Hmmm! call me mad! But i have just had this thought of them dressed in identical clothing (ben's being several sizes smaller of course) and oh they looked so cute! Sorry! Im going all soppy now. I'll shut up!

Hehe, happens sometimes.

Ah! How sweet! Now stop it! Or I'll start going all gooey!

And we don't want THAT!!!

No I'm not a gooey person normally! And going all soft is not a pretty sight! Not a pretty sight at all!

The image that paints in my mind, you don't wanna know....

Okay..these seems to be a good place to close this one..