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Yo! Will the big picture of some of you old members be ever put on this site, like the last one? I liked to be able to remember what some of you looked likewhen sending messages. I have already forgotten...

Dim did suggest that she was working on a new one. The old one was badly outdated.

As long as I live I'll never forget how RC looks like, his face was on that big picture in like 6 places! I still dont know whats up with the rooster/chicken!

Uh, NO! It was only on there the once....

You know what my favorite picture of you was RC? It's no longer on your profile, but it was you wearing blue sweats. I like it because for your interests you state that you like Aerobics, Khai bo and swimming, which gives us the impression that your a real athletic health conscious guy. So this brings us back to that picture, I thought it was just hilarious that you were in your workout sweats eating a doughnut in the picture! Athletic and health conscious indeed .......j/k(payback for slashing off my head )

Not QUITE a hardcore as head-slicing... either that or far MORE hardcore, depending on how you view forum banter.

Yes, I must think on this further.

ACtually, it was a burger and those weren't my sweats but apart from that it was a great analysis...

Me, a health freak, I wish.... If I was thin and healthy then I wouldn't need to got to Khai Bo and Aerobis three times a week and swim as well.....

Nope, I'm the original fat bloke I'm afraid!!!

Your not fat RC, your very athletic and stuff, now can you please give me back my original sig........Grovel, Grovel, Grovel...........

There are lies, lies and damned lies....

Oh for Pete's sake..will you atleast not plant massive pics in his sig.

Actually brainiac, Texas did THAT to himself.

Feel free to appologise anytime soon...

*doesn't feel free*

Tex, there is a sig size limit..

Hmmmm, somethings never change....

And what would that be???

Why sig size limits of course.....

Hmph!

Oh, yeah, and your inability to make a decent apology sometimes.

Oooh! Just LOOK at that shot...

Oh, I'm sorry all, couldn't help myself. After all, it WAS an open invite.

I'm sorry Dim, you should of seen what they did to my regular sig. I will change to a smaller temporary sig while I await the safe return of my original sig.

Hmmm, now where did I put it...

I know Tex...I know.

You know RC, if someone did that to you then you'd be quite angry about it.

How angry would you be if someone said you had a fat ass, DIm?

Dim, put a sock in it honey... You'd do far worse.

Be nice folks.

Nice, I am ALWAYS nice. Think someone is just a little embarrassed at making a mistake...

But just to show that there are no hard feelings, I graciously apologise for any offence I may have caused to Dim.

*Grabs RC and puts him in the torture slab* *Cuts off RC's TOung* *The cuts off his little toe, and and all of his fingers exept the middle one I will leave that one for driving* Puts all these things in the toxic room, "Their RC your fixed" "OHHHHHH Dimmmmmmm"

Now if you could just do something about the itch between my shoulder blades I could be really comfortable.

I don't even know why I say anything....I really don't.

I have just the same problem...

*OK you wanna play mean* *Chops off RC's ******



There does it feel better

Takes all sorts I suppose... But I still have that itch between my shoulders.

phin Let's keep it PG13, bud..

Well, he could have said it in a much more earthy way ya know...

And he's not even PG-13...

Nobody does any slicing around here without my strict supervision.http://cwm.ffrepublic.com/s/otn/violent/dark2.gif

Yes, young Phinney does appear to be getting above his station somewhat...

Heres the pic.

God bless you Raz.

Yes, God bless you Raz...

The 'Family Guy' is on in the UK? Kewl..... I love that show!

What do you mean by that, Ratcat?

Just that I am not that overly enamoured with that picture...

I think it's **AWESOME**

NOt a hint of bias there then...

choppy choppy your peepy. Who are all these people in the pics, name them from right to left

Oh my stars!!! Phinney have you been taking your Ridalin?

From Right to Left

UBH - He's left us now
queeq
Dim
Me
EJ - He's lefy us now
Darth Daft - (With the chicken) I think he's gonne too
Xizor - Haven't seen him in a long time
Gundy

Where is it these days?

Raz posted it as an attachment, 1 page back on this thread

Ah, I see. Maybe we'll have a new one someday.

Queeq, RC, and the guy with the rooster all look alike, Attack of the Clones indeed!!

They don't lok alike! hey look totally different!

Texas has some weird block there.

What's more, neither queeq or I actually look anything like we do normally, that said, neither do some of the others, but then, that was the idea I think.

When I first saw the picture, I thought RC was on there 3 times. I still think they look alike.

Hmmm, let's remedy this now.
http://website.lineone.net/~ratcat/dqr_comp.jpg
See, nothing alike.

Hey cool! RC is three disguises.

I thought it was queeq in three disguises....

Whatever. We're all socks anyway.

A smelly sock right now, hmm time for a shower I think...

Yes, PLEASE!!!!!!

You can find you own shower!!!

Oh, I will. Don't worry. Unless you have a proposition I can't refuse.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhh

Heeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpp
ppppppppppppppp!!!!

Are you okay, RC? Or did your keyboard get stuck?

It hasn't been the same since he spilled that diet pepsi on it. DD looks like a young Liam Neeson in that pic.

Ooooh, do I here a heart pounding?

Yes Gundy, I will agreewith you on that one.

Socks? What on earth...? I have a friend who thinks we are all actually sqirrels. Mind you, he was always a little odd! Needless to say he is the legal type! I don't know, you lawyers! You're all short of a plank or two!

What makes you think you're NOT a squirrel, Edna?

Hmmm! The fact that I don't have a big bushy tail, collect nuts and hybernate for the winter perhaps?

OH MY GOD!!! I'm a SQUIRREL!!!!!!

Or put it this way. Do I look like a squirrel?

*Starts fiddling with his nuts.*

That's not really a valid question. I want you to be a beautiful girl and what do I get: a picture of a betautiful girl. Still, that doesn't prove you're not really a squirrel. Maybe our perception of ourselves is influenced by what we want to see. And also, maybe our perception of what a squirrel is, is wrong. How can you really be sure of what is and what is not. After all, we only depend on our eyes, ears, nose and sense of touch to tell us stuff. Now, can be really depend on them? Who knows? They may be giving all the wrong info. Maybe you all don't even exits. Maybe I AM a squirrel and the only one of the face of the earth. A squirrel who wants to be a human, with many humans with me to chat with etc.

What do we really know?

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
!!!!!!!!

Help my head is exploding!

And RC do you have to be so crude?

It's called residual self image...

No it is called dirty mindedness!

Awwww...what cute guys

Wha??? US squirrels collect nuts for the winter, I was just sorting mine out...

YOU were the crude minded person who saw something else in that post, I was totally innocent...

Yes yes yes of course you were RC!

I was, and don't you at me....

Hey it's my post and I will if I want to!

Woah!!!

*Backs away slowly...*

**Get's redder and redder and redder, not realising she isn't actually breathing until she collapses on the floor**

Phew, luky escape there I think...

Great, now I will have to calm her down...

Didn't expect to see Queeq to start spouting such solepsistic claptrap.

Calm me down? CALM me down? I don't need calming down! I am perfectly calm. So calm infact that I am lying unconscious on the floor, not breathing, or have ypu failed to notice that! Hmmm? Calm me down indeed!

Sorry, I'm still blown away by what Queeq said; I wasn't aware he was a Sixth Former (if you know what I mean, Edna...)

Ok then, best do something... tragic though it is, it may just have to be the kiss of life...

(Approaches Edna)

Oh Ush, it all falls to you, doesn't it?

Ohhhh, the responsibility...

Terrible, isn't it?

Can't really go on until Edna comments on it, though.

Edna bolts upright!

"What? hat happened? Why am I on the floor! Oh dear. Oh wellI seem to be fine now. Help me up soemone would you?"

Originally posted by Edna

You know I almost feel like helping Edna off the floor. Actually no I dont think I do! Off to the bar

Charming!

nothing personal, just payback for the I Jedi thred

(Holds out hand to help Edna off the floor).

Ok, that was predicatable, but there is no point being stupid just to be original.

hmmmmm, never seen the words 'stupid' and 'original' in the same sentence before.

'Never write anything stupid just to be original'

Basic piece of advice to writers. With so much already done some people spend so much effort trying to make something new they forget that what they are writing is crap.

Ummmmm O..K. Contrary to your belief, I really put no effort in the statement I made to Edna. I wasn't trying to be 'original' and I certainly don't think I was being 'stupid'. Let me apologize Ushgarak, when I was writing my post, I had absolutely no idea that my post was going to be critiqued and criticized by a literary prodigy. I'll keep that in mind from now on and triple check each and every post.

Wanna hear a something classic?

"THE END"

(I made a funny!)