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That's right, the park is finally open, and it has all the rides, all the concessions, and all the... part-aa

Operate the rides yourself, and if you die, go to j lo... she's the nurse


*runs off to the Texas Giant*

is this amusement park called assland? if it's not then i refuse to enter

sure, enter Assland...

WOOHOO! YES! Rides J-Lo's ass as his first ride

hey that's my ass to ride

::sneaks off with Ben Affleck::

*gets back on the coaster* c'mon i'm waiting

::rides the Ben-A-Coaster::

rides the *this amusement park sux coaster*

*works the hotdog stand* i hate my life runs off and jumps on roller coaster!

well then what would you suggest

*opens kissing booth*

well GE isn't here right now

jups in line!

*Meets GE and leads her to the tunnel of love...*

Yay candy!

wo buddy, that's my territory *shoots VK and tosses body in the water for the pirahna to eat* Teach you to steal my woman *jumps in the boat with GE and continues the ride*

*is open for business*

*flies to heaven and stands and a cloud* oh well my dead body gets to go to j.lo now!

ummm alright

*kisses first guy in line* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kisss.gif

hmm you drive a hard bargon, but i'm still stickin with GE *continues ride*

i need to edit that to Bid

hey, can i work at the ticket booth?

sure, go ahead *goes to ride the coaster*