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"You must go forwards, not backwards, up wards, not forwards, and always twirling...TWIRLING towards victory!!!"

stupider like a fox

or theres a spark in ur hair........get it out get it out

has the whole world gone gay
oh be nice

Choosith Homer Simpson and he shalt rock thy world!!

Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. --Homer Simpson

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat! --Homer Simpson

Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems. --Homer Simpson

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken! --Homer Simpson

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. --Homer Simpson

"You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing??"
-Homer Simpson

yep the was my brotha started it

The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten! --Homer Simpson

homer: one question, what does the i stand for
lady: important
homer: oh right and what does the p stand for
lady: person
homer: oh and one more question...
lady: very
homer: oh right. what does the i stand for again
lady: AGGGHH!!

cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me cant sleep clowns will eat me

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good.

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and ... um ... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

I saw this film once about a bus that had to SPEED arround the city, keeping its SPEED over 5o, and if its SPEED droped, it would explode....i think it was called...''The bus that couldnt slow down''!

Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.
"I like you as a friend."
"I think we should see other people."
"I don't speak English."
"I'm married to the sea."
"I don't wanna kill you, but I will.
"... Six simple words : I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!

Homer : Lisa honey, are you saying you're _never_ going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa : No.
Homer : Ham?
Lisa : No.
Homer : Pork chops?
Lisa : Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer : Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Marge : Well, maybe our next anniversary will be more romantic. Aww, look, Homey, our wedding cake!
Homer : You mean there's been cake in our freezer for eleven years? Why was I not informed?

Homer's brain : Use reverse psychology.
Homer : Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain : Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer : Okay, I will!

Woman: and Reason
Homers Brain: Don't say revenge, Don't say revenge, Don't say revenge
Homer: Revenge
Homers Brain: OK, I'm outta here
*footsteps and a closed door*

Homer : Everytime I learn something new it pushes old stuff out.

Ralph:
I bent my wookie
I don't have a red crayon (Miss. Hover: Why not?) I ate it

"Ahh, Beer! My one weakness...my Achilles Heel,
if you will..." --Homer Simpson

" Are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet, are we there yet. WHY YOU LITTLE!"

IN "ROD" WE TRUST

Homer: hello my name is mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Post office guy: umm ok Mr.Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know

- ok, but i must worn u im not easily impress...
ooohhh, a blue car!!

Homer: Oh my God! that guy is my exact double!
Oh my God! that dog has a fluffy tail!!

Ralph Wiggum: ''Miss hover, i stuck a finger up my nose, and i pulled a bit of my brain out''

Groundskeeper Will: ''If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill a whole lot of ya!
Man(whispering): The mike is on...
Groundkeeper Willy: I know its on!!!

Groundkeeper Willy (singing) : ''Im a maaaniac maniac thats for suuuure, and im dancing like i never danced befouuuur!''

(flanders keeps going on about apple cider and apples making homer bored)
Homers brain:ugh im leavin but your stayin
(we see homers brain leaving his bodyand homer colapses onto the ground)

BART'S PRNAK CALLS TO MOE:

''Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?''

''Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!''

''Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!''

''Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!''

''Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!''

''Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!''

''Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?''

''Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!''

''Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?''

''Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?''

''Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!''

''Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme?''

''Hey everyone, im a stupid moron, with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and, i like to kiss my own butt''

classic

i cant understand how moe could fall for that last one

-the idea mr simpson is to play concervatively, u might not get it in first go but u set yourself up for an easy doose

-no marge its grooming me, mmmm elephant fresh

-i my goodness someones taken a bight out of the rice crispy square, oh and the waiterds been brutally beaten

-we need to swrite springfield sux so that when they look into shellbyvilll theyll realise that they suck

-LYAL LANLEY: a town with 2 million dollars is like a mule with a spinning wheel, who knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it
HOMER: he he he, mule

I dont know....i cant remember from which epizode that is...i remember the quote well however...

bump

d'oh?

i really shouldnt be here i could put this thread up to like 400 pages by myself I LOVE THE SIMPSONS and family guy

"this meatlof SUCKS" bart where'd u get that word?

*Homer on Phone*- oh yeah moe they sucked they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked, i mean they really sucked

Marge: HOMER!

homer: sry moe my damn kid is listening gotta go

Hey you used mine!
Okay umm. haha

"My cat's breath smells like cat food" - Ralph Wiggum

captain teille: oh,simpson your like the son i never had
homer: and your like the father i never visit

Lisa (holding up monkey paw): I wash for world peace!
Homer: Lisa! How Selffish of you!

-=-

Homer: Ooh! They have the internet on computers now!?

Halloween epesoide, Bart was a Psychic Monster, could read evyone's minds. That epesoide was a version of one of the epesoids of the Outer Limits movie from the 70ies, i think the 70ies anyway.

So was the goblin on the side of the bus.

On Moe's calls ... " If I ever catch you, I'll shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"

Class.

Homer, eating figures from cake top: "Mmm... pointy".

"Stupid Sexy Flander's"-homer

na na na na na na...batma...leader-homer

*Lisa outside the maker of malibu stacey*

CREATOR OF MALIBU STACEY: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?
LISA: am i the first?
CREATOR OF MALIBU STACEY:..........yes..............

Barney: Hey! At least we cant sink any lower..*wind comes, blows his diaper away, he starts running after it retardedly* hey! come back here diaper, come back! ...Oh, hi mom!

best one of all cry



"hey this is kinda stupid"

"Homer simpson never apologises. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am".

haha.

that was a good one

"DoH!" - Homer Simpson
"Give Me Back My Beer" - Homer Simpson
"Screw You, Dad" - Bart Simpson
"Im going to kill you!" - Homer Simpson

"Are you sure this is a comic book convention? It's full of nerds!" Homer

A sarcasm detector? Well thats a REALLY useful invention (sarcasm detector blows up)

"my d*ick is eleven inches" - Homer Simpson..... jk