Edna sweeps the boards!

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Edna_witch
Well as some of you may have notced (or not have noticed as the case may be), I have been a tad tressed about exam results lately. Well, judgement day has finally arrived and I am pleased to say I am not a high school drop out.

Infact I have surprised myself by gaining 5 A's in my A levels. That really was shocker! It appears I am now officially a straight A student and can no longer pretend that I am not a swat!

So at the moment I am on cloud nine as Iget to go to London to study medicine and make all my dreams come true!

Not quite sure what to do with myself however so I think the only option is to consume ridiculously large amounts of alcohol and tun up for work in the morning with the hangover from hell! Well you only pass your A levels once!

Woo hoo! Off to go and gloat some more now! big grin

finti
How does the grade system works in the Uk?
What does it take to get an A?
I know the US system where you have to have 90% or better to get an A and so on.
Good work Edna a magna cum laude. rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing smile

phinney6
Good for you elle. YOUR BACK!!!! I WUV YOU

Ushgarak
Thank Christ for that, she was getting ready to blame me if she failed...

Well, Elle, I've already mailed you with my feelings.

Well, Finti, this year a record 18.6% of papers were graded A (this will undoubtedly spark off a new row about standards... ooh no, too late, looking at the papers...). In any case to get FIVE A's marks you out as very special indeed.

But then I always knew she was a VERY clever Witch...

(And there was you worrying you might even have got a D in Chemistry...)

Gundark
Congrats, Edna !!!!!!!http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/otn/happy/sunflower.gif

jedi212guy
Good work Edna! I myself received 3 A's and a B to end my freshman year at college. What kind of doctor you wish to be, hmmm?? smile

R.C
Edna, I am suitably impressed, guess that officially makes you smarter than me.....

WELL DONE

Texas
Hmmmmm 5 A's that's........................Ok. (Just Kidding)smile Congratulations! That's really super! smokin'

Edna_witch
Thanks everyone! I am so happy nd over the moon I am positively glowing!

What kind of Doctor? Well I have absolutely no idea what I want to specialise in yet but that matters not! I have six years to decide yet!

R.C
OK, may I make a suggestion?

How about a.... wait for it.....

WITCH DOCTOR

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Edna_witch
Somebody shoot me now!

I will tell you what is really funny though. My friend Natalie got the grades she needed or her medical course and you will never guess what her last name is! Wait for it ... Pepper!

finti
dont. I have the alergies...

R.C
She will simply HAVE to marry or she will never live it down....

Edna_witch
Miss Emily Watson, however decided to apply for Biology instead!

queeq
Congrats, Edna. When are you going to perform surgery on Ush?

R.C
Who's Emily Watson??? confused

Edna_witch
Well since you ask, Emily Watson was cheaky smile girl! But what I was getting at was Dr Watson and Sherlock homes. See? Oh never mind. It's not really funny anyway! I'll just go crawl back into my hole!

R.C
Oh, I got that, just wanted to know.

Now I gotta remember which one was cheeky smnile girl.

Straight, brown hair, 2nd from right?

Yep, she had a definate cheeky smile. big grin

Edna_witch
Yes with Finti drueling all over her in school uniform! I remember it well!

R.C
Ah, the norwegian perve!!!

Ushgarak
Hey, they were ALL nice...

R.C
Especially the one next to Elle....

Ushgarak
Still, having to guess through all that was one of the most nerve-wracking episodes of my life.

R.C
It was fuinny.

Ushgarak
I am sure it was bloody hilarious for YOU guys. If I had got it wrong... (shudders).

R.C
I thought you did..... stick out tongue

Ushgarak
Don't start; I can barely believe I got it right as it is.

R.C
Not what you told me... laughing out loud

queeq
There was only one candidate for Edna on that pic for me, really. And I got it right too. wink

R.C
Damn you dark Sith ways!

phinney6
I never saw the pics... mad mad mad mad mad

phinney6
Yah Edna perfrom surgery on Ush... embarrasment


HEHEHEHEHEHE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHOHO



Anyway........I WUV YOU ELLE!!!!

Ratcat
Oh lordy, this could get complicated...

Edna Witch
Here you go phinney. Just for you! Now lets see if you can guess right shall we? Go on. Which one am I? And no cheating!http://ednawitch.homestead.com/files/which_one_am_i.jpg

Hmmm! This pic is getting a little old now. Was taken last christmas.

Ushgarak
Hmm, now if only he hadn't already seen the pic that was in your profile at the UBB board, eh?

Edna Witch
no I don't think he ever saw that ush! Did he? Oh well never mind if he did. I've posted ti now.

Hmmm! Perhaps tex is brave enough to have a guess!

Texas
School girls in uniform *Whistles*evil face Edna's the one on the left

<span background=#7f7f7f>Ushgarak&am
I am afraid he did, Elle. In fact, I think a lot of people did.

Edna Witch
Oh damn it! Once more my fun is spoiled!

Ushgarak
Happens all the time. Besides, anything to spare other people all that.

queeq
Everyone gets it right. I guess they just pick the cute one. wink Probably it's more wishful thinking. laughing out loud

Edna Witch
Cute? I thought everyone voted for the one that looked most like a witch!

queeq
THat's the excuse we use, yes. wink

Ratcat
Did anyone notice how the girl in the glasses has an uncanny resemberlance to Jennifer Ringley of Jennicam fame?

http://www.jennicam.org/

Edna Witch
Nnooooooooooo! She looks nothing like Rachel. Don't be so silly RC!

Ushgarak
The big clue, of course, is that the two on the right were smiling with teeth, which Elle does not do.

phinney6
hmmm

Edna Witch
And then by a fainal process of emilimination, Rachel does not have long hair so the one on the left had to be me. It was easy to work out as long as you had read all the clues I had dropped really!

Ushgarak
Emlimination indeed.

(sorry, but you made me look pretty stupid while I was guessing...)

Edna Witch
OI! I said leave the typing alone!

Ushgarak
And I told you not to remind me about the pic guessing game.

Ratcat
I have to say that a lot of those clues where not available to the general populous, just to Ush... roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
There were not indeed. Ush had the advantage and STILL had troubles guessing. How odd...

Edna Witch
But most of you still got it right anyway so stop complaining! That's my job! I am the official Whinger so shut up the lot of you! mad

Ushgarak
I have no idea what you guys are talking about. The hair and braces clues were both posted on the board. You had the same cahnce I did. I was the only one who worked it out through any sort of logical process.

Ratcat
Hey! That's my job!!! mad

keokiswahine
Edna, you're still as lovely as ever, and always will be. Right, Ush?

Ushgarak
Damn straight.

Edna Witch
OK ok but now please sop before my cheeks burst into flames!

Ushgarak
You are also kind, compassionate, caring, helpful, clever and sweet. Not to mention beautiful.

finti
Man is this guy crawling laughing out loud laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing

Ushgarak
Nope, that's not what I'm doing. Please pay attention, 007...

Edna Witch
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finti
That made sence.

Edna Witch
Hmmm! it wasn't quite supposed to turn out like that! Well I am sure you get the general idea!

Ushgarak
You are also very cute.

finti
Do you have kneecaps Ush? laughing out loud big grin

Ratcat
NOt for much longer I feel... laughing out loud

queeq
laughing out loud

However, Ush IS right. *runs and hides kneecaps*

finti
Whatc out for Supa big grin

Ushgarak
Dare I add cuddly?

Ratcat
Oh crikey, lay off the poor girl will ya's

Ushgarak
Quite frankly, no.

Ratcat
Hmmmm, I predict that this may well come around and bite you on tha ar$e if you're not careful.

And stop being a moody rudey!!! laughing out loud

Ushgarak
I just spent the whole evening complimenting hjer by text with us saying how much we miss each other. I'll be damned if I can't say she is cuddly here.

Ratcat
Ok, but I would look at the bigger picture here if I were in your shoes...

However, I shall bow to your judgement on this one. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ushgarak
I will try and keep things in perspective. At least I haven;t tried to say... actually... never mind.

Ratcat
I am guess that you just made a good choice...

Ushgarak
Yup, and it's all thanks to you!

Ratcat
What did I do NOW! sad

Ushgarak
Turning into Texas? That wasn't actually a dig at you...

Ratcat
oh...

Ushgarak
I just had this from Tex, you see. I had to PM him (because Dim had closed the thread) saying that what I had posted was not actually a cruel and vicious unprovoked attack on him but was actually self mockery.

Ratcat
I see. So, the PM system IS working for you then...

Ushgarak
My word, yes, I'vr had loads of the things. Bit dodgy for you, is it?

Ratcat
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Ushgarak
Um... ok... (backs away slowly)

queeq
*peace police arrives*

Okay people, move along. Hold your temper.

Edna Witch
CUDDLY? USH! You don't say that to a girl! When a guy calls a girl cuddly, it is usually because the girl is a bit overweight and he is trying to make her feel better about herself! So are you saying I am overweight? Huh? I admit I am not the thinnest person in the world but I am certainly not overweight! Cuddly indeed! Really Ush! That was a dreadful slip up!

Besides compliments in text don't work as well as comploiments in person. When someone says it to my face I just hide away behind something and tell them to stop. I just don't know what to do with myself! So compliment al you want and it really doesn't have the same effect!

Ushgarak
Crumbs, talk about glacial response time...

Anyway, don't talk crap. Just because you don't like being called cuddly (and I reserve the right to say that ANYWAY) it doesn't mean that other don't. And might I add, you've happily accepeted the cuddly compliment in private before...

And if compliments in text didn't affect you you wouldn't be having such absurd reactions to it here.

So don't try that attitude on on me.

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