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Who wants to see?

Not exactly a question aimed at me of course... and if they are not seen, we all know the reason why. Because she APPARENTLY looks like a mutant, All I can say that if mutants look like that then I want a poist-holocaust scenario as soon as possible.

I've already seen them...

Whoo bloody hoo for you then...

You're just jealous...

And can admit it too.

So...what would you be willing to pay?

*Feels this is a path he does not want to wander down...*

Okay, but you don't know what you're missing

Now then, Dim, you wouldn't be making it look like to Edna that you are selling pics of her, hmm?

hmmmm...Noooooo..never...nope..*tries to act innocent*

Oh, but I do......

RC, is she any good at acting innocent?

Um, not really, in my experience anyway.

Sure, I want to know what everybody looks like.

I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of those two, as long as it's decent .................Oh God, now in trouble again

Pretty conclusive so far....

Well, it's not me you have to convince... let's see what the good lady Witch thinks... I think she will need more persuading yet...

Jedi212, if you look through the archoives you can find pics of most of us, though some (like mine) are on bad links now so you just get a small red cross.

For those who are interested, try this thread from a few months back:

http://forums.killermovies.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1239

The pic of me does not link any more but you can see peoples' reactions to it; there are several pics of others including Edna (and her infernal guessing game as she makes me work out which one she is).

Maybe we need a new picture thread, wonder if we will be able to add pics to our profiles again any time soon?

Where on earth was my pic in that thread? And which one was it? I remember posting two!

Your pic is posted later; I had the pic before you showed it to others.

I don;t rememeber a second one.

Wasn't the second one in your Profile.

Yes it was but didn't I post it aswell? And this pole is not going to work RC! YOu will never see the pic of me and Ush! Well maybe some day! But no time soon!

I would just like to point out that USH put me up to this poll.... Well, at least to pestering you to post the pics.

Oh did he now? Hmmm! I will make him pay for that!

And I did warn him that I wasn't gonna take the blame.

Oh don't worry he will take the blame! I will make sure of that!

Hehehe, that's what I like to hear.

Are they suitable for me?

I hope so, we don't want any funny business now do we...

I wanna see those pics of Ush and Edna, too.

Wanna see them, wanna see them, wanna see them...

Hmm, 7:1 and I bet the no was Edna...

I did NOT put you up to this, RC! I just said Edna would probably feel better about showing the pictures if people ASKED to.

Of course it is suitable! I don't get up to any funny business thank you!

Actually, that isn't EXACTLY what you said...

Oh, and he said he would deny it too.

Why does that not surprise me! Don't worry I will make him pay for it when I next see him which hapens to be very soon!

*Valls FedEx to ship a cricketers box to Ush.*

huh?

Just in case your method of payment making involves a quick kick in the googleis

Ok, I am guessing you don't know what a cricketers box is, Elle, or you didn't quite get the situation. It protects certain important parts of a player's anatomy from the odd unlcuky fast ball...

Yes, it's like a crash helmet for your important little places...

Oh that wasn't quite the punishment I had in mind!

You can think of something worse!!!!

Look, I'll just show her the transcript if I have to.

No just something more appropriate!

Well, that is a relief, for us all I think.

Something isn;t quite right with this conversation...

And why is that?

Edna, are you playing with us two?

Would I? What on earth would make you think that my dear Ush?

USh is getting paranoid, Ush is getting paranoid...

Paranoid he may be, but he is also right.

So sure of yourself are you?

Ya think Ush, I hadn't noticed...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Yes.

Well, I shall leave you to ponder that one, I'm off to bed.

Well we shall see tomorrow shan't we! Shall I punish him or am I merely teasing him in my cruel female way? But then he likes to be teased!

Ooooh, that girl asks for trouble...

I most certainly do! Trouble is my middle name! I certainly always ask for trouble when you are concerned!

Edna Trouble Witch?

Tease Him! Tease Him! Tease Him!

So when DO we get to see these pics? *dragging it back on topic*

YOU already have!!!

I have???????? When????

I mean, other than the one Edna posted a long time ago.

Well, if you read back, Edna says that Ush sent them to you and Dim already.....

Tease RC tease RC

Well, that will be difficult as I am beyond teasing. I would happily have respected Edna but my hand was forced at the behest of Ush...

Oh, Ush said so huh? Hmmmmmm, I deny all charges.

Seems that Ush says a lot of things, well the soon to be number 2 poster on the board better watch out, all these dodgy untruths will come back to haunt him...

That never harmed your reputation.

Yes, but unfortunately most of the ones about me were true...

I stand by everything I said.

You want to see the pics, you convince HER. And Queeq, not much point denying that you have some seeing Elle was with me when I sent one to you.

Ah Ha! queeq duplicity is revealed....

yes and I know dimmy sent you the other. Got it off the internet indeed! I've read the convo!

Hey! Who's been fiddling the pole?

Who's been doing the what now?

Oh, the POLL... I see. Odd. Raz, I guess.

Someone's really interested in you two..

Oh My!!! Florida Election anyone???

You read the convo, Edna????? Someone is breaking his or her sacred trust. I see I must let all my evil rain down on that person. WOE!!!

And here I was trying to comfort Edna I'd never do anything with those pics by denying I have them at all. Now EVERYONE will be knocking on my door asking for them, offering me shiploads of money for copies, all the British tabloids will want them. And you brought it on yourself, Edna, if I cave to the temptation.

Yeah ok whatever queeq!

Oooh. Touchy today.

no not at all! Just anti-queeq!

So what else is new?

Ah poor queeqy! Have I hurt your feelings?

So what else is new?

Someone give queeq a kick would you? I think his record got stuck!

I'm sorry queeq. Never meant to hurt your feelings!

You're cute when you're apologising.

Hmmm! Wouldn't agre with that myself!

But you're biased.

Edna, you spend far too much time putting yourself down honwy.

Well it's a hard habit to kick after a lifetime of it!

Yes, but you lifetime is nearl half mine....

Don't you mean it's more than half yours? Your not THAT old are you? Oh this brings back memoriesof the "RC and Gundy's incredible oldness" topic!

Look. Edna, are you going to post some pics of you or not?

For the umpteenth time, no I'm not!

Well, there it is. Now PLEASE stop getting into situations where you end up making yourself out to be less than you are.

I don't TRY to make myself look less than I am! Oh never mind! Why don't I just shut up about anything to do with me from now on!

Sigh... whatever makes you happy.

Ok folks, no pics it seems. Sorry.

Too bad Edna doesn't like to see herself on a pic. She has no reason to really.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! stop it! Compliments will get you nowhere!

Ok, perhaps we had better leave this one alone now

Sorry, have to come down on Ush'sside here, he's right, you do...

That compliment was serious, you know.

So? You think it is only flippant compliments she doesn't like? Not at all. She does not like them full stop. Well, there ARE excpetions, but it;s not easy.

I don't recall these exceptions!

I give up!

hat's the spirit RC. If at first you don't succeed, just give up! That's always been my moto pjilosophy too!

Your what?

If you remember, I have managed to forcibily compliment you and make you accept it once or twice. But I have to say I am being a stupid idiot first, remember?

That makes two of us...

Never compliment a woman who doesn't want it, chances are she'll just get the hump...

The fact that I have ever made her feel good about herself at ALL is something I am proud of...

Well yes Ush that really is actually quite an achievement. I have to admit that I probably have one of the worst inferiority complexes in the world!

I have an inferiorty complex. Well, actually, it's not a complex, I AM inferior...

2 peas in a pod!

Where?

I guess if I was a pea I would be one of those small shrivelled ones you just throw away...

Oh stop it!!!..jeesh, you're a nice little pea..get used to it.

See, Ush, we're nice peas. And we're not shrivelled up.

You people are NOT making this easy for me. In case you hadn't noticed, it is Edna that has the REAL inferiortity complex, not me. I was trying to embarrass her into stopping but you've just messed that up. Sigh...

Oops, sorry, didn't know you had a plan there.

*Feels Bad*

Embarrass me into stopping having a complex? How wouold that have worked! Look I jut don't like people complimenting me so if people just don't do that then I am fine! Now just leave me alone for god's sake!

Besides, Elle knows she's a very pretty young woman..

DIM!!!!!!!!

But thank you very much sweetie!

Just stating an obvious truth, dear..

Oh well thank you then!

But please queeq or Dimmy can one of you close this topic now! I really don't like it any more! It's just embarrassing me and I don't like it!

Please! Pretty please! Or maybe Raz will take pity on me and close it himslef! Please!

See Ush, Great frickin' plan. I said it wouldn't work!!!

It WOULD have worked if you had let it run.

Actually, Elle, embarrassment works DAMN well on this sort of thing and if you keep this up I may pull the nuclear option.

Sigh... this sort of thing is SO much easier in person. But in any case, she is right; this had better be closed.

Okay already...closing.

Since my illustrious co-mod failed to closed it, let me just say my thing.

Edna, you're cute, beautiful, you have an interesting well developed personality and we appreciate you a lot. I know the compliments hurt, but you are no different than any woman I know. I don't know anyone who appreciates a compliment, even though you really need it and you know you need it.
You're a great girl, Edna, face it!

Awe, that was soooo luvly!!!

"Wuvly" is my middle name.

I know, it's odd. But the chicks dig it.

chicks might but I dont..

It was not aimed at you.

I know, still the word that bugs me is there all the same though.

I could have sworn that I closed this thing...eh, go fig. It won't let me close it.