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Raz, the wonderful, fixed my original account... Wonder just what my post count will end up at?

Your post count now includes R.C and your current accounts posts. This leaves you at number 2 in the league table

With this post I have tied for 18th! Whooo-hooo!

Do you know that there are over 50 members who have never posted?! Shouldn't they be kicked off? That 317 or something is kinda misleading.

Hmmmm, seems I need to pull my figure out a bit, I was a good 200 ahead of Ush when we left UBB...

Should be fairly hard. I think he posts about 30+ a day. Me on the other hand, havelately be going at a strong 10 a day.

Hmmm, well secretly I think he lost some when he fixed me up.

I can make a couple of hundred a day if I p[ut my mind to it, hell, I have 2 weeks off work coming up, I shall regain my number one spot!!!

Oh dear oh dear! How old are you RC? Are you sure Ben is the five year old and not you? Maybe you got mixed up one day when you were dressed in identical clothing!

33, mental age of about 7 1/2

Yes I had my suspisions that may be the case!

or is it 2 1/7, I can never remember....

I think it is 1 2/7

Yep! That was it..

Lets all meet in maine

Wha???? Phinney, what are you on man?

Is it possible to add my EZboard Galactic Senate posts to this account?

If you do, I want to too!!

Oh dear, this could start something...

I had about 1500. I should have had more but a nasty little bug got into my account and wiped some out.

Well, despite some decidedly dodgy maths... ahem... I'm back at number one!!!

Didn't Raz hide the post counta at the UBB place so as not to intimidate people? That aside, this does not strike me as a bad idea. Don't want people thinking KJ is some kind of newbie.

No, he hid the ratings system.

I like post counts but, as Edna says, I'm just a big kid...

Well, whatever he did, he chnaged it so you couldn't see your post count there unless you looked at the profile, and I THINK he told me it was to level the apparent playing field. I missed it, myself...

BTW, Edna thinks EVERYONE is a big kid.

I don't recall, but if you feel strongly about it then suggest it to Raz.

I meant I missed seeing the post count; it is what impressed the importance of people like yourself and Queeq onto me at the beginning. I am happy now...

Well, I have a new game now, referrals!!!

What? You mean "Um! I'm telling a mod on you!"

Importance???? Moi???? WOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA. Boy did I have you fooled!

I'm number 27 on the posters list

Congrats.

I don't mind having this amount of posts. I'm going for quality rather than quantity.

But it would be nice to add my old posts on.

You better ask Raz nicely then.

Who's this Raz Nicely bloke then?

Raz is still the exact same now as he was when I started posting on his boards. You forget he is there but then he pops up and suprises you. Raz is always watching!

Big Raz.

With hundreds of cameras, all......watching.....us.

I think he uses floating eyeballs, actually.

Maybe telepathy? Britney Spears is on T.V right now so I hope Raz isn't using his telepathic powers on me.

Ah, the wonders of Britney and her allegedly non existant plastic surgery...

You didn't know? Raz IS Britney. Among others

Eugh, thst doesn't even bare thinking about....

It's true though. Look at Britney's boobs. You can't honestly say they're real, now, can you?

Sorry, I don't look at Britney's boobs. Seek opinions elsewhere.

Not THAT kinda girl huh Gundy...

Thanks heavens, no!

There's never one around when you want one!!!

What? One of britney's boobs?

Not what I meant, but for the record I have absolutely NO interest in Britneys boobs thanks...

Yes we believe you RC!

NO, seriously, I find the woman TOTALLY unattractive...

Of course you do!

And so on, and so on...

I've studied them long and hard and still can't tell if they're real.

Of course they are not real! The fact that she grew two bra sizes over the course of a month may have been a slight give away there!

Why is it that no one believes me when I say that....

OK, reasons for NOT liking Britney...

The whole, sun bleached hair think. Ugh!
The whole c0ck tease senario thing. Aren't there enough depraved child molesters out there without her kind encouraging more dirty old men?
Have you heard he speak!?!? SCANDALOUS!!!
Have you heard her mother speak. Wanna know what a woman will be like in 30 years time? 9/10 times just look at the mother!
"Oops, I did it again" - Say NO MORE!
And Finally, if she's a virgin, I'm the king of bloody England! Stop with the pure and innocent BS act!

Nope! I can not stand the woman!

Great. Happy now, Edna?

Ecstatic! RC you forgot the fact that she sings through her nose! I have never heard someone sound so nasal in my life!

Well yeah, Number 5 was supposed to cover that off as the worst example of such activity...

I don't like her much either, but she's just a bit of fun.

Fun? She makes me want to rip my hair out every time I hear her sing! And why is it that the songs you hate the most are the ones you always get suck in your head and end up singing?

I don't think she's meant to appeal to you Edna.

Good! because if she had then that would mean she had failed miserably!

I think it means you subconsciously really like them.

like what? Britney`s boobs
"She`s so fake , she`so fake I could cry" a mixture of different artists

I meant the music, but like the boobs anyway. You're a guy.

Nah, flesh and blood beats silicon any time.

Did you have to make it sound so disgusting?
You could have said "the natural body" not flesh and blood.Yuk!

How about flesh and milk then?

That's worse.

How about "Dangly bits and the red liquid stuff".

How about "exterior milk glands"?

I'm now thinking that Flesh and Blood wasn't that bad.

Anything to help out.

Well, generally the milk is only a short term effect.

Yes, but the effect CAN be prolonged.

Yes, I am sure it can... sic!

*picks up some weird looking tools from Gundy's workshop*

With these!!! I think.....

Hmmm, I've seen kit this last couple of months that makes that look like a kids toy...

Yes, well.... this is not my place. I should not even be touching them.

Do you realise where some of those things go? I'd put them down, wash you hands and back away slowly, if I were you...