my mom fuuckin rules

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DeNiro
she cleande my room for 5 hours today every thing is spotless i can actully walk into my death trap of a closet now i cant belive it i was like wow u did a good job thanks and every one of my draws filled with my cl and clean and folded i cant belive it i dont know why she did it but she did so i was liek sweet






it will be bak to its normal self in a bout a week though unfourtunallty

h0ck3yh0rr0r
lol

DeNiro
such enthusiasim hock hahaha

h0ck3yh0rr0r
smile

metal face
man tell me about it, she does, man o man

DeNiro
i dont know what got into her she hasnt done it for like 5 years so i got home from school and was in shock eek!

h0ck3yh0rr0r
once again smile

plenTpak52
Yea moms can be cool, but kind of scary sometimes...I mean how do they manage to know EVERYTHING?

DeNiro
my mom doesnt know shit i got like five playboys in my draws she didnt evensee and if she did i would have been like yeah those r mine i mean what is she going to do punish me for lookin at the oppiste sex i mean if she only knew what i do with them in real life

DemonicGambit
Be glad DeNiro, my mom is a *****

slayer
Mine is nice at times but she can b a fu*k when she's pissed!

slayer
And you've got a cool MOM De!

Captain REX
laughing out loud

belldandy
do u really think she didnt see them???
of course she did!! she didnt say a f*... thing only not to make u unconfortable!!
thats how mothers are, they know everything, but they dont let u know they know...

Captain REX
laughing out loud

slayer
double laughing out loud

Captain REX
No triple! laughing out loud

slayer
quadruple laughing out loud gee ur funny Rex!

Captain REX
I know! That's why I get quintuple! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

slayer
And whateva comes after that! :LOL:LOL:LOL:LOL:

Captain REX
I think it would be sextuple, and then...ah crap, forgot what seven was...

LanceWindu
Why couldn't you clean your own room?

plenTpak52
She probably knows

slayer
u sure know ur number group thingies REX! big grin

LanceWindu
My mom knew about my private things, but she never mentioned it.

slayer
same here. Well she knows about em' my Dad knows more though stick out tongue

Rogue Jedi
i see my mom about once or twice a year.

slayer
Why? Because u don't get along? Or u live far away?

LanceWindu
My dad probably didn't know about mine...but I'm also sure he figured I did.

slayer
I tell my Dad everything cause he keeps it quiet. I'm going 2 the tavern.

Rogue Jedi
she is , well, a bit of a free spirit.

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