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heres some more...i just posted them at the ob files message board, hahaha they are halarious!!!


GOT ANOTHER!!!

#249
*Arwen runs up to Legolas with black under her eyes*
Legolas: Arwen..who gave you the black eye?
Arwen: its not a black eye, its mascara, ive been crying, aragorn has hurt my feelings again *sobs and goes to hug legolas*
Legolas: THEY HAVE MASCARA IN RIVENDELL?!! SINCE WHEN?!! I MUST HAVE SOME!!!! *starts to run and arwen falls to the ground*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

#250
Legolas: *singing* THE HILL ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

ANOTHER!

#251
Legolas: aragorn..no offense, but that outfit was so last year!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

ANOTHER!

On a roll here people! HAHAHAA

#252
Legolas: *starts to cry to aragorn* ill never let go jack..ill never let go
Aragorn: what in the bloody hell?
Legolas: IM FLYING JACK..JACK..*grabs aragorn and kisses him* oh jack
Aragorn: LET GO YOU SICKO!!!!!!! *smacks him*
Legolas: No jack..the name isnt sicko...ITS ROSE!!! *titanic music starts to play* lets go get nakie in the old car and get screwy...take me to the stars...to the
*Aragorn slaps him*
Aragorn: SNAP OUT OF IT YOU FREAK!!
Legolas: *slaps back and lets go* well @#%$ damn...IVE LET GO!

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha i thought these were all funny! hahahahahaa

Legolas: "What in all of middle earth is this?"

*Gimli gives birth to a newborn child*

Gimli: "I told you dwarve women look like dwarve men."

Legolas: "Right. It's the beards. My bad, dude. My bad."

MODS!!!!!

What?

aw forget it.

It's like fighting undertow, first you have to let it take you then you have to circumnavigate it...

Ah..sick of Orlandothreads eh?

... me too but this one is at least funny

hahahahahahahaahhaaha *falls over laughing*

HAHA thats was funny good work!

Could you picture Legolas going: " OH!!! Myybe later we can paint our toe nails and share embarissing stories!!" like on that's so raven, except he means it? HAHAHAHAH *falls over so hard needs ale to take away the pain*

GABRIEL05, there is nothing wrong with Legolas obsession threads!!!!!!

okie, 1. If I see another Orli/Legolas thread, I will SCREAM!

and 2. It would be more funny if one of them had more to do with Lord of the Rings humor.

^^agreed with number 1 most

Kitoky this was posted a long time ago, people just found it and replied...bumping it up to near the top, its been here

I actually do have some "100 things the fellowship would never say" too that i made

Ohhh I see...I'm sorry. I thought this was new.

Gandalf: for the last time...say it with me you twinkle farted fools....LAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMBAS BREAD
Frodo: LAAAAAAAAAMBAS BREAD!
Legolas: lambas, one full bite can fill the stomach of a full grown man
Sam: llllllllaaaaambas bread!
Gandalf: SHUT UP LEGOLAS! and say it with me.........lammmbasss bread
Legolas: lambas bread this..*throws a rock at gandalf*
Gandalf: YOU JUST THREW ROCKANNE AT ME YOU FOOL!
Legolas: *lets out a cry* NOOOOOOOOOOOO ROCKANNE! ANSWER ME! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!! DO CPR ON HER! SHES NOT BREATHING! OH GOD! NOT MY BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: *walks off* stupid fiend
Legolas: *takes out arrow and shoots it at gandalfs ass* COME BACK YOU..*cries* MURDERER!
Gandalf: YEEEOOOUCH! i didnt kill her! you did!!! you threw her at me! YOU BEATER!
Legolas: *cries* YOU HAVE NO HEART! *holds rock* rockanne...speak to me...rockanne..your leggy lulu is here..*kisses the rock*
Gandalf: grow up legolas
Legolas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

*lembas* (lol i just realized it was spelled lembas lastnight)

its okay, you didnt know, your forgiven

Legolas: a zah-kay-nay a ching changity chong
Aragorn: what?
Legolas: nothing..*looks away*
Aragorn: did you say i wear a thong?
Legolas: No that is gandalf my friend
Gandalf: *walks in* my crack itches!!! ITS IN THE CRACK ITS IN THE CRACK EEEEEEK!!1

"I'm not the prettiest."

legolas's last name sounds like a kind ov weed
in this mag orlando was sayin his embarrassing moment and hes like such a proper little english boy

LMAO

LOL i have some fellowship ones that they would never say too!

Frodo- I cant breathe *falls off hill into a river*
Legolas: so we were talking about the chingys and the chongys, Ohhh fish...Ohh frodo? FRODO? Ohhh he has fallen!
Sam: THATS GREAT...so you were saying about the chingys and the chongys....
Legolas: Oh yeah...well the chingys were all eunichs and you know..that pirate man..jack mack snardow..ohh i mean jack sparrow
Frodo: a little help here sassifrass's
Sam: Um thats okay i dont think you need some
Legolas: excuse me hobbit ass, im in the middle of telling a story, now be a good little frodo baggins and let me talk, you never speak while a prince is telling his story
Sam: I totally agree with that legolas
Frodo: Ohh kiss my ass!
Legolas: no thanks farno!

Aragorn: Oh my gosh saruman in my thong *falls out of the chair* oww! im okay bilbo got the baggins, got the ring still mmkay?
*Frodo walks up*
Legolas: aww theres our...fro-do
Frodo: suck my ass and call it a day, ching chong the lovely, shake my ass and call it a fray.....
Legolas: I agree..
Frodo: Aragorn likes it with a doggy day...GO ARAGORN!
Aragorn: HEY! i do not!
Legolas: Ohhh i totally agree with this
Frodo: you do too aragorn
Aragorn: WHATEVER RING STAIN!!!

*legolas walks up to aragorn*
Legolas: zakan...zah kay nay a poo ne cha cha?
Aragorn: *raises eyebrow* what the heck are you saying legolas?
Legolas: im trying to turn chinese..the more i speak chinese..the more i think...i am turning into one! GREAT LUCK
Aragorn: and your a moron
Legolas: YOUR JUST JEALOUS OF MY WANG!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bump!

Legolas: What The F%&*$ Are You Doing You Mother F$#@%&...I should bop you right in the F$%&#$@ Nose.

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny

what did you think of mine?

here's somthing legolas would never say



pippin's in front of the mirror,legolas:Hurry up! i Have To Brush My Hair Before Gandalf Get's here!!!!!

Duplicate thread
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16559

whatever

Be -POLITE-

i was!it was a polite whatever!

you are making my be nice to the new people job quite hard at the moment

It really wasn't, that could never be taken as polite.

here's another thing




it's christmas in rivendale

legolas: I hope frodo likes the sword i got him of ebay for 823$
Gandalf:You got a sword on ebay for 823$?
legolas:Yeah why?
gandalf:you could have gotten it from wal mart for 5 bucks!where do you think i got my staff?

*legolas puts head down,better luck next time!*

Weirdo Legolas...*laughs at the elf*

( And {don't think I'm trying to pick on you, I'm not, contrary to popular belief } just for future reference, it's Rivendell. )

o............k

and there we go again

seriously, you need to scrub up. or you wont last long

I don't think she going to... no2

who me?????

You just need to post a tad more thoughtful xmen fan.

ok like what?somthing that makes since????

Something that makes sense,
And something that brings constructive progress - something new, something with an actual content
and something suiting the context of the thread
Something that is worth saying it

pretend your an ent

dont say anything unless its worth taking a long time to say

Yes, what she said

See, this post is absolutely useless, don't make these like stupid me

Then only Shadowy and Exa would be able to post

lol i read the first page

Lol..wow i forgot about this thread....i think i have a couple more that i recently made that ill post, its things the fellowship would never say, they are pretty funny, me and my sense of humor, do you guys like it? Orrrr...do you guys not want me to post them anymore? Just let me know, these are all really good and very funny, and it seems to me, people are enjoying them. You guys let me know if you want me to post more funny "things they would never say" things

xmenfan or whatever ur name is, you can be a little nice, this is all great fun, there was no sense in putting "whatever" if you dont care for what im posting..then dont read the topic, thats all i gotta say, dont be rude! lol

Legolas didnt get drunk

Discos - unlike thee discos >

discos..you LOVE confusing me dont you? hehehe