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Bring your friends in and we can pretend we're having a shootout, like an internet pillow fight. I shoot the first bullet.

*shoots back*

"dodge this" *shoots*

*Pulls out other gun*

*Starts Double Fist Shooting everywhere*

*raise one hand, stops all bullets, and then starts kickin everybody on their behinds*

*Pulls out a cookie, and eats it, then throws a muffin at Jay*

*Raises 1,763 hands and stops all bullets* "HAH"

*pulls out an oracle's cookie, eats it, then throws an Oreo to slinger*

*Throws a swarm of Chips Ahoy Cookies at Jay* "Are you hungry?" Slinger says. "I am"

Guys...look past the flesh and see your enemy...
*A bunch of Smiddies start running towards everybody in this thread*

*Signals everybody to team up against Smiddy*

"it's impossible" says Jay

*The Oracle walks in and tells Jay, Slinger and Clavis that they are THe Ones*

so i can fly

*stars flying and then does a flying kick to one of the smiddies*

i dont need guns!
*rips pole out of the ground and starts randomly hitting people*

*Flies at Mach 5 speed and defeats 10 Smiths*

*flie at mach 6(if possible), and defeats 20 smiths, then stops for a cookie*

*Hits Jay* "Stop Copying Me! Wahhhhhhh!"

*pulls out a katana and starts slashin smiths*

*Points at Dave* "Who said you were a One, oh well, you can be one too."

*Looks around Confused* "We have to have aleader to defeat Smiddy"

*The Oracle gives Jay and Slinger a super cookie*

comes out of hiding and shoots into the room with a chocolate chip grenade launcher

COOKIE FIGHT!!

Slinger: "Please remove any baked items, cookies, bread etc..."
*Dave opens coat to show an entire bakery*
Slinger: "HOLY SH!T"
*Enters cookie time (c) and starts throwing cookies*

*prepares a super suflet bomb to drop in the elevator*

I'M THE LEADER TO RISE UP AGAINST THIS TYRANNY!!!! I HAVE A SHIP, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!

but can yours ship handle a cookie attack?

*Slinger comes in and takes out the biggest cookie ever, and gives it to Korri. Then he takes out a giant muffin and it multiplies into a billion muffins (cough Smith cough) and UNLEASHES HELL ON DAVE AND JAY.

CAN MY SHIP HANDLE A COOKIE ATTACK...?! YOU DARE TO QUESTION THE SHEER POWER OF THE ERLEUCHTET?!?!?! MY SHIP USES COOKIES AS OTHER SHIPS USE EMP...PLUS THEY MAKE FABULOUS MEALS!!!

*meets the muffins in a street. one muffin walks out from the crowd*
"mister 123, welcome back, we've missed you."
"it ends, tonight"
"we all ready konw that i'm the one that beats you, so i'll let the rest of me stand by and watch the fight"
*dave and the muffin run towards each other*

*starts takin out all the muffins in the buildings*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sniper.gif

*Whitney Houston comes in, and asks if anybody has a smo- Oh hey Whitney.*

DUDE, i know its just a parody, but at LEAST put the phrases in the right order...

*they fight, they both punch each other in the face and go flying back, dave lands perfectly, the muffin is squashed across the road*
"that was easy...."
*the muffin liquifies and comes back together, they both jump into the air and fight*

jedi> each advert does it in a different order

but the scene has a very specific order...go to the MTV thread and watch superbrawl, the first one...

yea you had the speaking messed up dave.. and you call yourself a goderator!

i take his place

all hail goderator burly!!!

...wait a sec, why do i want BURLY to be goderator...? I should be GODerator...

i am the burlycle

...wait, i thought it was the Korricle...

but u also called me the burlycle lets leave it at the korricle

I AM THE SPOILER DESTROYER!!!!! I CAN FEEL THEM NOW

*Slinger takes out radio and starts playing Lunatic Calm*

*Slinger says in a German accent, "I will kill you All" *

i am not wrong, it is the movie that is wrong!!!!!

anywho, back to the muffins

*eats all the muffins like he eats them for breakfast*

well in our spoiler parody burly is neo.. my old sig i had the neo "the spoiler destroyer"... blah blah thing so i guess burly is just a lot of things

*Jay takes the burlycle supercookie, dodge every muffin Slinger throws at him, them kicks the s*** out of Slinger and any other Smith in the way, then jacks out to his ship the ERLEUCHTET where his captain jedi and his beloved korri are waiting for him*



ps: it's just fiction korri

"Enough people, this is a shootout thread. If you talk you have to have quotation marks and say things like' Slinger said' or 'said Slinger'" said Slinger.

*shoots slinger in the back* I then say: "you wasted too much time blaberin and not shootin.. now i killed you, and with a certain satisfaction i might add."

drops a nuke and kills everyone

*jay jacks in, fly all over he city until he finds slinger*
"we meet again" says jay
*they both start shooting at each other*

raynor didnt use * * so the nuke didnt count

*builds a huge nuke shield over our shoot out.* SHouts out: "haha try it now!"

* Slinger-"There is no Spoon" Slinger says with confidence because, he cannot die.*

Newbies find the thread and flood the forum with spoilers!

I betrayed the forum hahahha! *l
aughs until a newb kills him*

* Slinger and Jay turn around and shoot Raynor*

*adds assistance* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/rifle.gif

then drags him over herehttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/giljotiini.gif

Should i be crying in pain or is it just me? Oh well. Walks into a building. Slinger and jay follow him but find he is gone.

*Slinger-"Where the heck did he go?"*

*jay raises one hand to stop the nuke* "dammit, it won't stop" says jay
*raises the other hand* "not strong enough" says jay
*jay pulls out a super burlycle cookie, eats it( popeye's song plays in the background), then raises both hands* "that will do" says jay
*the nuke xplodes before it hitd the ground, and jay saves everyone*

*....And then Slinger hits Jay in the head.*

"fyi nukes always explode before they hit the ground.. thats the point of a nuke.. u would of just killed us all if i didnt build that nuke shield"

Brings his friend into the fight. Bios9 uses his amatuer skills to stop time.

*pulls out gun and start shooting*

*shoots everywhere*

Bios9 uses amatuer skills to stop time again, then kills Raynor. I thought you were my friend says Raynor. Sorry, said Bios9, i wanted more cookies.

*Slinger-"Let's all just shoot forumcrew."*

(to everyone)
Dave: I am Dave. I can take you to her. But first, I must apologize.

ok says bios9. Forumcrew creates illusions so everyone looks like him.

*shoots at forumcrew*

"there's to many of them" says jay

Raynor comes back to life. He sees everyone and dies again because of the faces.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/blowup.gif
Suicide bomb....
BLOWS UP EVERYBODY IN THIS POINTLESS THREAD!!!

Closing.. closed.

I don't want to hurt you says all the forumcrews.

jkozzy> nice sig

the oracle brings the newbies back to life. They seek revenge against Jkozzy.

*shoots at kozzy for trying to closed this thread*

*unplugs everyone so they all die*

thats the great thing about being link

Only the One can defeat the Agents...says morpheus.
*Neo jacks in*

*grabs an EMP gun and shoots dave*

*but if i can copy myself i must be a program meaning u cant unplug me.. and hey if u can unplug them how are you in there fighting*

i like how the plot line about me was created and ended wihtout me ever posting durring it. hehe

Neo kicks everyones butt except Link. Link uncovers fake mask and uncovers a line of green code...

sorry to get out of topic (if there's one) but is this thread ever gonna be closed? (not that i want to)

Betrayor!!! Tank shoots lightning gun at sith darth jay

sorry didn't know what i was thinkin
*jay goes back to the thread, comes back to life(as anyone in this thread) and starts shootin with his guns*

You're too late jay. Crucifies Him.

*comes back to life again (thats gettin annoyin) and shoots Raynor for good*

*loads up the jump-program, with everyone in the middle, and a solid floor*

I am dead.

I am dead

damm right you are

Sends newbie minions to destroy that fool

Thanks!


The Oracle contacts Jkozzy. Jkozzy has come back for one purpose..... http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/gun_bandana.gif


*shoots back at sith_darth_jay*
*then draws lightsaber.*
MUWAHAHAHA
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/starwars.gif

DARE YOU CHALLENGE ME?!

*draws lightsaber*
"there only room for one sith and one jedi, you are not one" says jay
*jay cuts kozzy in half*

*Sews self back up, takes jay's gunblade, and slices all limbs off*
You can't have it all Squall

*wakka enters the forum and knocks out kozzy with his bliztball*
"thanks wakka" says jay
*jay eats a supercookie to grow back his limbs*

*pulls out fish and whacks jay with it until he bleeds!*
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/fish.gif

you love that thingy, don't you?

*sees that he has a chance to escape, jkozzy bitchslaps jay and goes to eat dinner!!*

and yes, i like that pic a lot. duno y though

ok since we are the only one posting here, is omega gonna closed this thread?

*stop kozzy before he goes to eat dinner and gives him a cookie*

*join thread, armed with a potatoe*

"what'ya gonna do with that potatoe" ask jay

*comes back to check up on KMC for a sec while dinner heats up*
*takes potato*
*chomp*
YUM
*goes back to dinner*

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/fish.gif!!!!!!!

*loads up another potatoe*

*the potato explodes inside kozzy*
"you ain't gonna eat dinner anymore" says jay

*loads up 2 potatoes*

*enters kozzy kitchen*
"want a ?" ask jay

*Agent takes over jay*

*jay fights back the agent*
"you can't take over me" says jay
*agent runs, ,finds raynor takes over him, ,makin him another smiddie*

I rule the thread. GNAH!

Sorry JKozzy, you're not the GODerator. Neither is Dave, Burly or Jedi...

But don't worry! You've now got those Fish thingies in your sig!

And who do you propose is the GODerator?

Omega!!!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kicking.gif
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kicking.gif
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kicking.gif
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/kicking.gif

And I am the GODerator robot!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/robot.gif

*i get off craper and set off a nuke your all dead hahahaha!!!!!!! *

*Shoots everybody who's off topic* "I'm saving Jay for last"

wow, this thread is still open!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyhow...

*jays waits for slinger, while walkin over many dead bodies*

*Slinger drops his guns* "Street Fighter Style, Baby!"

*Says in Scottish accent* "There can be only one."

*jay throws an hadoken(i know i wrote that thing the wrong way) at slinger*
"wanna piece of me?" ask jay

"Come on Biznatch"

stops for a second and uses the bathroom

*jays hits slinger with a 21 hits combo*

"Haduken" *oooh, right in Jay's nards

shoots that ****er who posted the spoiler some more

*looks at forumcrew like he's about to laugh and kills kim, fast, and easily*

"says no.. i wont die, i cant, what if i failed at it" *then i decide to live anyway and go hide*

*jay pulls out the vega razors gloves*
"come here wolverine"

*Claws come out*

"My metal is indestructible"

*jay breaks one of wolverine's razors(is that what it's called?)*
"hahahaha, you were saying?"

Jay, dude, read the comics, his claws can't break

guess what your dead!

i can break rules, i'm one of the ONES!!!!!!!!

*cough* off topic or role play forum *cough*

I guess both

"I am the One of The Ones of the ones of the ones of the ones of the ones of the ones of the ones, huhuhuhuh, can't breath, of the ones of teh ones of the ones of the ones of the ones of the ones of the ones of the ones times infinty times infinity times......."

i'm still the first one of the ones

"No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Everlasting Gobstoppers!!!!!!!! Ergo Visavis Concordently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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