!!!christmas!!!
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burlyman
as santa
i would like to oficially open the xmas thread
...what are you getting, hoping for, or giving for xmas?
or anything else like; what you are planning on doing, and if you are looking forward to it
or not
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dave123
some santa u r, u should know what we want!
and remember..... he knows if u've been naughty or nice.....
burlyman
korris been a very naughty gurrl
dave123
so she gets a lump of coal, hahahahahaha
Korri
how so?
burlyman
dont call keanu that!!
dave123
so whats santa getting for christmas?
Korri
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burlyman
hopefully a digital camcorder
Korri
how long do i have to wait
dave123
i'll be happy with a 5x5x5ft piece of wood, lets see that get down the chinmey
burlyman
....your next life maybe
Korri
no fair
burlyman
i can break in
rudolfs good for one thing
Korri
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
!!!!!!
JediHDM
i want my present too, and i dont wanna have to resort to violence to get it, understand, Santa?
BidMyBlood2Run
::sits on his lap seductively:: Have I been naughty or nice?
Treehuggerjanie
im getting a drumkit-my parents promised.WICKED!
burlyman
you may feel i slight pleasure in you lower regions....
NICE!
BidMyBlood2Run
Naughty Santa
silver_tears
im always nice
in more ways than one
silver_tears
although naughtiness does have its own advantages
*become naughty for the hell of it
*
BidMyBlood2Run
naughty is fun! ::scares little kids away so she can stay on Santa's lap longer::
silver_tears
*finds own santa to sit on lap* sounds like a plan
silver_tears
oh i want a piece of that then
BidMyBlood2Run
::gets defensive:: over my dead body! ((jk
))
silver_tears
*grabs piece*
burlyman
devilicious
silver_tears
indeed i am
burlyman
<----- i dint mean that.... honest
silver_tears
thats it ill have to hurt you for that one now
BidMyBlood2Run
don't hurt him seriously... then he's no good to us
silver_tears
wheres this us coming from
and i wouldnt hurt him hard
Tired Hiker
I want the Two Towers extended DVD for X'mas.
dave123
Burly: What do you want, Dave?
Dave: Oh you haven't figured that out? Still using all the muscles except the one that matters. I want exactly what you want. I want everything.
Burly: Would that include a gun?
Dave: Yeah, that'll do.
silver_tears
omg dave i love ur sense of humour
ur cute
StefMan
I'm gonna see my gf after Xmas
burlyman
a gun will do dave... MWAHAHAHAU
silva doesnt want me anymore
silver_tears
oh i want you for chrsitmas burly
but dave is cute
Cemetry Slut
yeah i know u r baby
silver_tears
so can you get me my gift
StefMan
hmm now I can think of what I will buy from ur birthday and for ur Xmas present
silver_tears
*waits patiently*
burlyman
come sit on santas lap *looks around to see if bmb is out the room*
must_kill_Santa
i got an electric guitar
silver_tears
*sits on lap licking lollipop*
like i said i dont share
must_kill_Santa
*gets sniper ready* watch out ill have to kill santa
dave123
*jumps infront of santa*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
dave123
*walks away, realising he dont wanna get shot*
silver_tears
*follows dave away from violence*
dave123
*places target on santas head*
burlyman
just doesnt know what to say...
silver_tears
*goes back to find santa*
burlyman
hes in the back room
dave123
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/sniper.gif WATCH OUT SANTA
BidMyBlood2Run
::jumps back on Santa's lap:: no! mine!
burlyman
but silvas on santas lap... if you no wat i mean
silver_tears
*walks slowly to back room*
ill find him yet
BidMyBlood2Run
Hey, I'm the one who started the whole sitting on Santa's lap... even though it looks like Silver is the one who's finishing it
silver_tears
you know it
one of my many skills
Korri
not anymore!!!
still want my christmas present
burlyman
i ddi that when it was keanus bday ..i dont think he recieved it
Korri
but its my christmas!!!
burlyman
with thousands of smiths watching u?
silver_tears
i want one
must_kill_Santa
*waits in line to sit on santas lap with guna nd knife hidden*
silver_tears
*sits on santas lap being innocent*
i want my pressies
must_kill_Santa
i want to kill santa
NyC-gUrL
Yeah me too
burlyman
silva> wat pressies
mks> you must kill me?
silver_tears
pressies is presents silly
must_kill_Santa
yes i Must blury its in the contract
Korri
so....maybe that will make them go away
The Force
CHRISTMAS
s
burlyman
all the novelty had gone from xmas since i was little ...its just like give me this fvkin present...
silver_tears
christmas
saucybird007
can i have an Evo7 or 8 please Santa
Oh and a bar of chocolate
burlyman
get your own identity
saucybird007
Clavis...will you be my santa please??
saucybird007
Bulry man...you never brought me my pressies!!!
silver_tears
i prefer burly over there
silver_tears
i doubt clavis would appreciate people sitting in her lap like myself
saucybird007
True..can i sit on your lap Burlyman?
silver_tears
me first
burlyman
form an orderly que
saucybird007
Me 2nd then!!
clavis9495
I don't like people sitting on my lap coz I'm a gurl and santa is a boy so he likes people sitting on his lap(specially lap-dancers)
saucybird007
i took lap dancing lessons! can i sit on your lap now?
burlyman
hubba hubba
saucybird007
YAY *goes and sits on BM's lap*
burlyman
burly like that ..i mean santa realises you are a nice little girl ...presents for you
saucybird007
**gives santa a big kiss on the cheek**
I have been a very good girl santa http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/angel_not.gif
burlyman
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silver_tears
i took ballet classes
ima flexible.......very flexible
saucybird007
Im flexible too. I took other lessons aswell, not just lap dancing.
silver_tears
some things you just dont need lessons for
BondJamesBond
That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been ABOUT! Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to yor gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your GARBAGE! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice... THE AVARICE NEVER ENDS! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue!" Look, I don't wanna make waves, BUT this WHOLE Christmas season is STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! - Grinch
silver_tears
very nice
i love that movie
BondJamesBond
You're a hunka hunka burnin Who!
Korri
still waiting
silver_tears
*hangs mistletoe everywhere*
silver_tears
*bump bump*
silver_tears
thats sick
burlyman
WAAA!!
silver_tears
even worse
silver_tears
*stands under mistletoe*
silver_tears
anyways im gonna spend so much money this year
silver_tears
meow........http://www.toons.artie.com/christmas/arg-merry-christmas-wreath-url.gif
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