weird places to have sex thread

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StefMan
ok what was the weirdest place u ever had sex? or a place where u want to have sex

ow ow ow I did it in a trainstation once eek! embarrasment

silver_tears
kindergarten classroom........the toys have moving eyes shifty

Tired Hiker
I want to have sex in a tree on a branch.

StefMan
hahahahha that's warped big grin

silver_tears
angel

StefMan
were the little kids watching?

silver_tears
i didnt do it stick out tongue i would though shifty

StefMan
well wot was the weirdest place u ever had sex?

Treehuggerjanie
me wanna do it at school.could be interesting.

silver_tears
those files are sealed wink if i ever have angel shifty

StefMan
ok ok then any other place than ur or ur **** partner's (BF ****buddie one night stand) bed?

burlyman
silva and me joined the mile high club smile

silver_tears
oh yea forgot bout that wink

burlyman
the air stewardess joined in too shifty with both of us

silver_tears
eek! wowwie didnt know bout that stick out tongue

burlyman
u forgot with all the quadruple oragsm pleasure, u where out of it the next day big grinbig grin

silver_tears
roll eyes (sarcastic)

J_To_The_P
I'd like to DO IT FOR ONCE, but I think car sex would be fun...roadh-e-a-d? whistle

silver_tears
car sex is quite interesting shifty

StefMan
getting a blowjob while ur driving, and then a cop stops u and he looks at u and goes like: eek!

J_To_The_P
Oh, I'd better ask the pro Irene. wink

silver_tears
whistle who me...........*points innocently to self* angel

J_To_The_P
Stefman, that was on COPS! laughing

Treehuggerjanie
no

shadow_angel
hm....on a boatbig grin

StefMan
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS, WHAT U GONNA DO WHEN THEY'RE CUMMING FOR YOU laughing

Cemetry Slut
in the lounge it hurt my back

StefMan
aw poor baby...hehe where should we have sex when we're in london? besides our hotelroom? wink

J_To_The_P
HEHE! stick out tongue

StefMan
*starts talking like a cop*
"well...the suspect is under influence...of..bla bla bla"

J_To_The_P
<_< NO MY ORGAN WAS NOT THERE! confused

StefMan
laughing "the suspect was having intercourse in this vehicle, it will be taken away as evidence"

Cemetry Slut
erm toilets embarrasment

StefMan
yeah big grin what about those red dubble decker busses?

Cemetry Slut
oo yea smile

StefMan
evil face

Cemetry Slut
wink

StefMan
heheh maybe we should do it at the Mac Donalds...Mac Donalds, every time a good time evil face

Cemetry Slut
ok wot bout those small kids?

StefMan
who cares about those wink

Cemetry Slut
awww baby smile sounds like ur horny n dnt care bout em wink

BidMyBlood2Run
In the guys bathroom at a club yes

silver_tears
that sounds fun wink

StefMan
I saw that once, the guy came out with a big smile and the girl came out whiping off something from her mouth laughing

BidMyBlood2Run
did she have dark hair and blue eyes? confused

StefMan
yes, why?

BidMyBlood2Run
uh oh...... I'm caught.... embarrasment

BidMyBlood2Run
jk wink

Cemetry Slut
IT WOZ ME!!!! big grin NOT REALLY smile

Tired Hiker
I think a cemetary would be a sweet place for bumping uglies!

BidMyBlood2Run
I like the way you think!

Tired Hiker
wink

BidMyBlood2Run
that would be wicked sexy... but I like goth... so I guess it makes sense wink

silver_tears
its very.......peaceful aint it laughing out loud

BidMyBlood2Run
I was thinking kinky... but definately peaceful

StefMan
UR CHEATING ON ME!!!! ARENT YOU!!! sad mad sad

GambitsRogue
oo a cemetary nice!

J_To_The_P
No officer! "Then what is that on her face?" ...Phildelphia cream cheese! "Why is it sticky?" .....It's melted!? *runs off* laughing

el_barto
mine would be in a broom closet or underneath my bed whistle

shadow_angel
Janitors closet?laughing out loud

GambitsRogue
thats too funny

BackFire
Cemetery.

Tired Hiker
I already said that. But hey, great minds think alike.

GroundedAgain
i've had sex in a treehouse-but dat aint too odd. the oddest place would prolly hafta be the tunnel slide at da skewl's playground-we don't have acity park

GambitsRogue
tree house ..sounds uncomfortable

GroundedAgain
it was when i finally realized where i was, but at da time i didn't rilly care stick out tongue

BackFire
Hospital, Morgue, Church

BidMyBlood2Run
A morgue would be wicked!

GambitsRogue
it was when i finally realized where i was, but at da time i didn't rilly care
ya Iould understand that

GroundedAgain
cept i'd hafta turn da lites on ta make sure i was ****in my boyfriend and not a dead person

GambitsRogue
haha ya that would be creepy

GroundedAgain
ya ya it would be

Tired Hiker
The dead need to be loved too.

GambitsRogue
hahaha.. Iguess so

BidMyBlood2Run
well, they aren't getting my love.

GambitsRogue
ditto

Tired Hiker
What ever.

BackFire
grandmas bathroom.

Tired Hiker
What Bf?

Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, never mind.

BackFire
Wierd place to have sex - Grandmas Bathroom.

Tired Hiker
laughing

GambitsRogue
yuck omg!

BidMyBlood2Run
sick

GambitsRogue
hahaha ya Ithink that grossed everyone out

swoope
guess they don't call 'em stiffs for nothin...

Cemetry Slut
no baby i dnt have blue eyes and i dnt have smelly blonde hair be sides i talked about this 2 u b4 havn't i? I'M NOT CHEATING ON U ok? LOVE U LOADS BABYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Rogue Jedi
trust him.....we are men, we dont lie...

StefMan
ok I believe you embarrasment

thorncrawler
i don't on a skate park at night, a graveyard, the middle of victoria park, under the bridge at vicki park, outside me ex girlriends house, the toilets of a club. er

StefMan
ever done it in the middle of the crowd of a concert, I saw that once, at some festival some guy was ****ing his girfriend doggy style in the middle ofthe crowd eek!

Sancia
I think having sex in a big bowl of cherry jello, topped with whipcream sounds good blink

saucybird007
i have had sex in a lift. I would like to have sex on an aeroplane.
That could be fun. wink

NyC-gUrL
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Capt_Fantastic
The woods...while out hiking. the top floor of a parking deck during a parade. in the downstairs den while my mother was in the next room. In the shower of a country club pool house. On the front porch. On a rollercoster...DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS ONE...roller coasters are too herky jerky for blowjobs

thorncrawler
thanx for the advise

badkittykitty
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

thorncrawler
whats LMFAO mean?

badkittykitty
laugh my f*cking ass off!!

thorncrawler
aaaah thanx

badkittykitty
no problem stick out tongue

grymlock
outdoor sound cool...

cheers!!

gcharlottepunk
I haven't really had a wild sex experience yet. I did it once on the kitchen table with my boyfriend, and the table broke. Both of our naked asses hit the floor. Anyway, I always wanted to do on top of a car in the pouring rain, or go to a school and do it on the teachers desk. That would be fun!! big grin

thorncrawler
ive done both of them charlotte, i work at a college and the car was my merc

GambitsRogue
on top of a car in the rain sounds awesome

thorncrawler
it was

GambitsRogue
Ijust love the rain

gcharlottepunk
Would you be up for doing it on the car in the rain again?? angel
Gambit, I would do it with you too chick. Would you be down for it?

GambitsRogue
hahaha

BidMyBlood2Run
in the back of a truck in the rain... any of u guys have a truck? wink

Cemetry Slut
ooo baby can we do that embarrasment ? eh eh?

Baylin
Umm where to start...
The car, in a pub's carpark
In the pub's carpark
A bingo hall of an oldfolk sheltered housing complex - not what you think!!! eek! My girlfriend at the time was the wardens daughter. evil face
In some woods against a tree.
In the bath.
In the shower.

Corlindel
-Under a truck next to police station;
-Women disco's toillete;...err..all the public wc are great.
-Subway

GambitsRogue
subway ee

Corlindel
-Bus and plane
-At the movies
-Behind a tree at speakers corner in London
-beach..no mather the weather.. stick out tongue

StefMan
hahaha if u want smile in front of like 10 thousand people laughing

Cemetry Slut
i meant it babe

burlyman
stop it.. your turning me on... stick out tongue

StefMan
hehehe that will be something new to me, having sex, for an audience embarrasment

Cemetry Slut
thats new 2 me aswell embarrasment

StefMan
lol

Maelstrom
swinging on a web

Cemetry Slut
swinging on the web? wtf???????? confused

StefMan
thats a new one for me stick out tongue

Cemetry Slut
yea ok smile

StefMan
I wanna eat ur pussy though..I want that now embarrasment

Cemetry Slut
i know u do baby wink

StefMan
was that a bad thing of me to say? embarrasment

Cemetry Slut
no it wern't smile why?

burlyman
k STOP QUOTING when you messages r right after wink

StefMan
sory im used to the murderdolls board...if I dont quote there people wont get it cos everybody posts so fast there embarrasment

LanceWindu
That's what I'm saying, it's really, REALLY annoying.

StefMan
ok sorry for that...

back to topic, I wanna **** my girlfriend in the practise room wher my band normally practises embarrasment

gcharlottepunk
What about me? Whose up for grabs on the cute little red head??? wink

GambitEVOFan1
eek! weirdest place to have sex? A land fill!!! Or in a Sewer!

Rogue Jedi
in your sisters bed.

burlyman
in the conservatory while you old next door neighbours out in the garden (a really low fence)

that wud b fun

clavis9495
on the beach

The Force
while skydiving blink

silver_tears
the beach sounds romantic eek!

The Force
skydiving sounds dangerous big grin

silver_tears
in the forest.........i think that would hurt huh

The Force
well i depends where in the forest, but you probably right *shrugs*

carnage713
FORCE GO TO THE TERMINATOR VS HARRY POTTER POLL AND VOTE TERMINATOR. QUICK

The Force
hmmmmm, ok

carnage713
quick times runnin out!

The Force
i did and terminator winning

carnage713
u rock man

The Force
that's my job bro smile

X-Menfan2003

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