weird places to have sex thread
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StefMan
ok what was the weirdest place u ever had sex? or a place where u want to have sex
ow ow ow I did it in a trainstation once
silver_tears
kindergarten classroom........the toys have moving eyes
Tired Hiker
I want to have sex in a tree on a branch.
StefMan
hahahahha that's warped
StefMan
were the little kids watching?
silver_tears
i didnt do it
i would though
StefMan
well wot was the weirdest place u ever had sex?
Treehuggerjanie
me wanna do it at school.could be interesting.
silver_tears
those files are sealed
if i ever have
StefMan
ok ok then any other place than ur or ur **** partner's (BF ****buddie one night stand) bed?
burlyman
silva and me joined the mile high club
silver_tears
oh yea forgot bout that
burlyman
the air stewardess joined in too
with both of us
silver_tears
wowwie didnt know bout that
burlyman
u forgot with all the quadruple oragsm pleasure, u where out of it the next day
J_To_The_P
I'd like to DO IT FOR ONCE, but I think car sex would be fun...roadh-e-a-d?
silver_tears
car sex is quite interesting
StefMan
getting a blowjob while ur driving, and then a cop stops u and he looks at u and goes like:
J_To_The_P
Oh, I'd better ask the pro Irene.
silver_tears
who me...........*points innocently to self*
J_To_The_P
Stefman, that was on COPS!
shadow_angel
hm....on a boat
StefMan
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS, WHAT U GONNA DO WHEN THEY'RE CUMMING FOR YOU
Cemetry Slut
in the lounge it hurt my back
StefMan
aw poor baby...hehe where should we have sex when we're in london? besides our hotelroom?
J_To_The_P
HEHE!
StefMan
*starts talking like a cop*
"well...the suspect is under influence...of..bla bla bla"
J_To_The_P
<_< NO MY ORGAN WAS NOT THERE!
StefMan
"the suspect was having intercourse in this vehicle, it will be taken away as evidence"
Cemetry Slut
erm toilets
StefMan
yeah
what about those red dubble decker busses?
Cemetry Slut
oo yea
StefMan
heheh maybe we should do it at the Mac Donalds...Mac Donalds, every time a good time
Cemetry Slut
ok wot bout those small kids?
StefMan
who cares about those
Cemetry Slut
awww baby
sounds like ur horny n dnt care bout em
BidMyBlood2Run
In the guys bathroom at a club
silver_tears
that sounds fun
StefMan
I saw that once, the guy came out with a big smile and the girl came out whiping off something from her mouth
BidMyBlood2Run
did she have dark hair and blue eyes?
BidMyBlood2Run
uh oh...... I'm caught....
BidMyBlood2Run
jk
Cemetry Slut
IT WOZ ME!!!!
NOT REALLY
Tired Hiker
I think a cemetary would be a sweet place for bumping uglies!
BidMyBlood2Run
I like the way you think!
BidMyBlood2Run
that would be wicked sexy... but I like goth... so I guess it makes sense
silver_tears
its very.......peaceful aint it
BidMyBlood2Run
I was thinking kinky... but definately peaceful
GambitsRogue
oo a cemetary nice!
J_To_The_P
No officer! "Then what is that on her face?" ...Phildelphia cream cheese! "Why is it sticky?" .....It's melted!? *runs off*
el_barto
mine would be in a broom closet or underneath my bed
shadow_angel
Janitors closet?
GambitsRogue
thats too funny
Tired Hiker
I already said that. But hey, great minds think alike.
GroundedAgain
i've had sex in a treehouse-but dat aint too odd. the oddest place would prolly hafta be the tunnel slide at da skewl's playground-we don't have acity park
GambitsRogue
tree house ..sounds uncomfortable
GroundedAgain
it was when i finally realized where i was, but at da time i didn't rilly care
BackFire
Hospital, Morgue, Church
BidMyBlood2Run
A morgue would be wicked!
GambitsRogue
it was when i finally realized where i was, but at da time i didn't rilly care
ya Iould understand that
GroundedAgain
cept i'd hafta turn da lites on ta make sure i was ****in my boyfriend and not a dead person
GambitsRogue
haha ya that would be creepy
GroundedAgain
ya ya it would be
Tired Hiker
The dead need to be loved too.
GambitsRogue
hahaha.. Iguess so
BidMyBlood2Run
well, they aren't getting my love.
BackFire
grandmas bathroom.
Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, never mind.
BackFire
Wierd place to have sex - Grandmas Bathroom.
GambitsRogue
hahaha ya Ithink that grossed everyone out
swoope
guess they don't call 'em stiffs for nothin...
Cemetry Slut
no baby i dnt have blue eyes and i dnt have smelly blonde hair be sides i talked about this 2 u b4 havn't i? I'M NOT CHEATING ON U ok? LOVE U LOADS BABYXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Rogue Jedi
trust him.....we are men, we dont lie...
StefMan
ok I believe you
thorncrawler
i don't on a skate park at night, a graveyard, the middle of victoria park, under the bridge at vicki park, outside me ex girlriends house, the toilets of a club. er
StefMan
ever done it in the middle of the crowd of a concert, I saw that once, at some festival some guy was ****ing his girfriend doggy style in the middle ofthe crowd
Sancia
I think having sex in a big bowl of cherry jello, topped with whipcream sounds good
saucybird007
i have had sex in a lift. I would like to have sex on an aeroplane.
That could be fun.
NyC-gUrL
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Capt_Fantastic
The woods...while out hiking. the top floor of a parking deck during a parade. in the downstairs den while my mother was in the next room. In the shower of a country club pool house. On the front porch. On a rollercoster...DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS ONE...roller coasters are too herky jerky for blowjobs
thorncrawler
thanx for the advise
thorncrawler
whats LMFAO mean?
badkittykitty
laugh my f*cking ass off!!
badkittykitty
no problem
grymlock
outdoor sound cool...
cheers!!
gcharlottepunk
I haven't really had a wild sex experience yet. I did it once on the kitchen table with my boyfriend, and the table broke. Both of our naked asses hit the floor. Anyway, I always wanted to do on top of a car in the pouring rain, or go to a school and do it on the teachers desk. That would be fun!!
thorncrawler
ive done both of them charlotte, i work at a college and the car was my merc
GambitsRogue
on top of a car in the rain sounds awesome
GambitsRogue
Ijust love the rain
gcharlottepunk
Would you be up for doing it on the car in the rain again??
Gambit, I would do it with you too chick. Would you be down for it?
BidMyBlood2Run
in the back of a truck in the rain... any of u guys have a truck?
Cemetry Slut
ooo baby can we do that
? eh eh?
Baylin
Umm where to start...
The car, in a pub's carpark
In the pub's carpark
A bingo hall of an oldfolk sheltered housing complex - not what you think!!!
My girlfriend at the time was the wardens daughter.
In some woods against a tree.
In the bath.
In the shower.
Corlindel
-Under a truck next to police station;
-Women disco's toillete;...err..all the public wc are great.
-Subway
Corlindel
-Bus and plane
-At the movies
-Behind a tree at speakers corner in London
-beach..no mather the weather..
StefMan
hahaha if u want
in front of like 10 thousand people
Cemetry Slut
i meant it babe
burlyman
stop it.. your turning me on...
StefMan
hehehe that will be something new to me, having sex, for an audience
Cemetry Slut
thats new 2 me aswell
Maelstrom
swinging on a web
Cemetry Slut
swinging on the web? wtf????????
StefMan
thats a new one for me
Cemetry Slut
yea ok
StefMan
I wanna eat ur pussy though..I want that now
Cemetry Slut
i know u do baby
StefMan
was that a bad thing of me to say?
Cemetry Slut
no it wern't
why?
burlyman
k STOP QUOTING when you messages r right after
StefMan
sory im used to the murderdolls board...if I dont quote there people wont get it cos everybody posts so fast there
LanceWindu
That's what I'm saying, it's really, REALLY annoying.
StefMan
ok sorry for that...
back to topic, I wanna **** my girlfriend in the practise room wher my band normally practises
gcharlottepunk
What about me? Whose up for grabs on the cute little red head???
GambitEVOFan1
weirdest place to have sex? A land fill!!! Or in a Sewer!
Rogue Jedi
in your sisters bed.
burlyman
in the conservatory while you old next door neighbours out in the garden (a really low fence)
that wud b fun
The Force
while skydiving
silver_tears
the beach sounds romantic
The Force
skydiving sounds dangerous
silver_tears
in the forest.........i think that would hurt
The Force
well i depends where in the forest, but you probably right *shrugs*
carnage713
FORCE GO TO THE TERMINATOR VS HARRY POTTER POLL AND VOTE TERMINATOR. QUICK
carnage713
quick times runnin out!
The Force
i did and terminator winning
The Force
that's my job bro
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