All hail our devine diva Tex!

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LindsIsTightK
This thread is for Tex since he doesn't seem to be getting enough compliments today. Where have all his stalkers gone? Let us all grovel before our wonderful diva!
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silver_tears
*grovels at his feet and whispers to lindsay* are you serious?

BackFire
I'm Tex's biggest fan and body gaurd. I've stopped many rabbit fans from attacking him/her and bothering him/her.


This place would be terrible without the Diva.

LindsIsTightK
*Bows down to the diva and whispers to Irene*Shhh, just let the diva has his moment

silver_tears
*brings forward all the fan mail the diva has recieved* oh gotcha wink

Tex
Horrible! You are all unworthy of praising me! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Someone compliment me on how fabulous I look on my throne!

silver_tears
eek! wow so gorguess

LindsIsTightK
Oh Tex, you look absolutely amazing on your throne! Please, give me the privelage of being able to clean it for you!

Tex
*farts in throne* You may proceed!

silver_tears
can i grovel underneath it sad pwease

KidRock
*bows to the almight diva* Tex the DiVa!!! *starts shakin booty in diva style*

LindsIsTightK
eek! Such a lovely privelage to be able to smell the bodily gasses of our diva!

BackFire
Wow Tex, that fart is almost as smelly as Bjork.

lil bitchiness
blink but funny....

LindsIsTightK
How sad, our diva didn't even make a fashionable exit before he left.

LanceWindu
stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/flex.gif <--you can just see Tex doing that in front of a mirror...daly! lol..thats how i imagine him....oh and...all hail the diva...and something or antoher....big grin

DeNiro
lets giv it up for TEX thumb up big grin TEX rock

royal_jester
Give it up for Tex the MOD of the video game forumbig grin

LindsIsTightK
Our diva's bodily gases have faded away into oblivion sad

mechmoggy
The OTF has sunken to an all time low. stick out tongue

slayer
*with his super strength picks up otf and puts it back up high* guys i warned u about this b4!

lil bitchiness
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif+ http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/flex.gif =Tex : ''Bow before me mortals..i am the divine diva...the god of sexyness''


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Tex: They are not worhty...remove them backfire!!!


Backfire: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/cool.gif oki doki


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Capt_Fantastic
So...who is Tex? And why are you people worshipping him? I think you can only be a male diva if you're gay...or so I've been told..

thorncrawler
your not very observant tex is a god around here!

badkittykitty
I dont know capt have you seen his love for bjork? and look at his fabulous "Ugh! People on Cell Phones" thread in the gdf? he is very deserving of worship a diva would expect! laughing out loud smokin'

Capt_Fantastic
Oh...well, then Diva away....I have a tee shirt that says: KING OF THE DIVAS! on it....he can borrow it if he wants, but I gotta have it back, my boyfriend made it for me.

must_kill_Santa
never spoken to tex

mechmoggy
Go to his forum and revel in his diva attitude. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tex
I'm metrosexual!raver

silver_tears
*worships*

Tex
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LindsIsTightK
*runs in and stumbles to the ground*

Forgive me your divine divaness, I should have been here so much earlier!

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lil bitchiness
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Capt_Fantastic
But you don't even have any product in your hair!

Tex
Ugh! As if girlfriend!

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lil bitchiness
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There...planty of Tex to go arround...pick a Tex any Tex...

silver_tears
no there isnt miffed *gets tired of playing sicko stalker and gives up*
uhhh some desperate girl can have him evil face

lil bitchiness
Silva...you should have released that thread ago! wink
You give a guy a compliment....and he turns...Tex! angel

LindsIsTightK
*pushes Irene out of the way*

I want him! I want him!

silver_tears
ive given up.......hes way too good for me roll eyes (sarcastic) *cough sarcasm cough*

lil bitchiness
There...pick a tex out of the many tex's i posted

blink Gee, i said Tex so much its begining to loose all its meaning....

LindsIsTightK
I can only hope that Tex will give me the privelage of being his #1 stalker love

Oh woe is me love

silver_tears
you go linds and take my place wink

lil bitchiness
Silva there is plenty of other guys...like Matt!...for me anyway..big grin
KEEP AWAY FROM MY MATT!!! miffed

silver_tears
i know that.......i already have one in mind shifty

lil bitchiness
Well..to be honest i was the number 1 stalker at first.....then i came to my senses..i'll post a pic of Matt here...so you can see the true meaning of sexyness *is in love* love

silver_tears
whos matt?

lil bitchiness
This guy that ive known and liked for ages.....big grin hes a ''friend'' of mine....i want more..justlooking for a pic! big grin

LindsIsTightK
How dare you guys let this thread go off the topic of our devine diva?! You should be ashamed! stick out tongue

Tired Hiker
Yeah, what the f*ck?!!!! This is about the devine diva, you evil bit<hes.

silver_tears
laughing out loud

clavis9495
I like tex but calling him a devine diva makes me feel as if he's gay!

Capt_Fantastic
if the tierra fits....

lil bitchiness
That is so true blink

Makes you think gay or transexual...confused

lil bitchiness
yeah...and.... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Tex
Transexual?!?!
mad The audacity! mad

*slaps lil bitchiness with purse*

This thread is not nearly as popular as the first one! Oh, the drama! I'm washed up, a has been! *faints*

silver_tears
*pours water on top of Tex* that is very much not true everyone loves the diva wink

Tex
Go away, I'm dead!

saucybird007
oh no!! the diva is dead.....Who killed him??

Capt_Fantastic
me

cermiestar
How could you!? stick out tongue

Tex
Pfft!roll eyes (sarcastic)

Only Robocop could penetrate my Ninja protection squad! stick out tongue

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cermiestar
because they're so threatening! stick out tongue

saucybird007
blimey...i know its halloween tomoz but this is mad!! Tex is alive!! blink messed

saucybird007
Capt could of been the new diva!

Tex
Capt? Who the hell is that? roll eyes (sarcastic)

There's only room for one diva around here!mad

Besides, I've been annointed by the mighty Raz as the one and only Forum Diva!

My credentials:

cermiestar
laughing out loud

saucybird007
hummmmmm...ok. Well i guess you are kinda cute..very sexy infact.

Ok...continue to dive away! big grin

Tex
Dont you mean diva away? wink

saucybird007
embarrasment.....yes *leaves quickly*

must_kill_Santa
hey tex can i be your successer please

Tex
mad Successor? How dare you! mad

Being diva isn't like being pope!
When I'm gone that's it! There will never be another!
Kinda like with Marilyn Monroe!

saucybird007
Can i be your maid?
I look good in a maids outfit wink

Tex
Fine, but if you look better in it than me, there's gonna be trouble evil face

saucybird007
laughing out loud I dont think its possible to look better than you! smile

cermiestar
laughing out loud

Tex
You know just what to say on a job interview dont you?

saucybird007
Ohhhh yes!! wink

saucybird007
Im good at lots of thing......no where near as good as you though wink smile

Tex
Yes yes, I know, proceed to flatter me, as I am more than worthy of such praise!...

saucybird007
laughing

silver_tears
*flatters some more* love

saucybird007
Just incase you are wondering why im laughing tex...its because i was cleaning for you im my lil maid out (still dont look anywhere near as hot as you in it) and i got some dust up my nose and it made me giggle.

It spotless now..im sure you could get it cleaner though wink

Tex
Bah! Praise is SO 4 pages ago!

I think its high time you worthless worms started showering me with gifts!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

silver_tears
roll eyes (sarcastic) if you kissed his ass any harder saucy......whistle

saucybird007
i wish!! laughing out loud

saucybird007
whats your fav car???

Tex
Cars are of no use to said Diva! roll eyes (sarcastic)

A float is currently in development that will be used to parade me about!

saucybird007
Even better...would you like a private jet??
Heres one for you..Outside
http://www.globalaviation.nl/images/planes/vlieg4image1.jpg

Inside...
http://www.jetpros.com/images/vipchrtr.jpg

Tex
How fabulous! But those little round windows are too small! I want to be seen you know! stick out tongue

saucybird007
ok....how about a helicopter?

Tex
mad Too ruin my hair?!?! mad

silver_tears
oh not the hair mad Saucy you arent fit to work for the diva stick out tongue

Tex
Yes, this is just too much drama for me! To know that one of my own would try to sabotage my fabulous Hair-Doo is just too Ohhhhh, *faints*

saucybird007
laughing out loud
ok, i will make the put bigger windows in the plane for you.

saucybird007
*bathes tex's forehead*

silver_tears
*grovels by throne looking up admiringly* no ones beauty on the forums can compare to yours wink

saucybird007
I was thinking of your safety and a fast way for you to travel master. Please forgive me oh mighty Diva http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/pray.gif

Tex
We'll I'll think about it! But I'm not promising anything! roll eyes (sarcastic)

Honestly the things I put up with!

saucybird007
Thank you master..i will not fail you again. http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/pray.gif

saucybird007
**continues to clean** Working extra hard....not as hard a Tex though wink

silver_tears
*builds magnificent float for diva but rides it herself* thats for firing me miffed and i was doing a damn good job too wink

saucybird007
laughing

Tex
Floats are SO 20 minutes ago! I'm riding in jets now! Get with the times dahling!

silver_tears
*buys rocket* im better than you wink

saucybird007
Do you want to go to space master?

Tex
Nah, too much space junk! *cough silvertears cough* evil face

silver_tears
better than flying a crappy jet angel

silver_tears
oh and Tex jealousy doesn't suit you well wink

saucybird007
dont get to ill from the G force Tex! You might throw up over your beautiful self!!
you wouldnt smell to nice then for your fans!

drunk_nazgul
G Force... the ride in Space Academy?? I love that ride!

Capt_Fantastic
Bwahahahah!




A true Diva would never place anyone above them...

And you can be the forum diva all you want. I do not limit my divaness to the forums...

I am the "King of the Divas"

10 bucks says no one can tell me where that comes from...

Captain REX
Why are we looking at Tex's glory? He's already got all the glory he needs in... *goes silent* *runs away*

Tex
sleepzzzzzz

LindsIsTightK
*stalks Tex* shifty

Capt_Fantastic
dreaming up the answer to my question dear?

Tex
*yawn*

LindsIsTightK
*watches Tex on his throne from a distance*

Tex
Its impossible to get any sleep around here! This pesky fly keeps buzzing in my ear *cough capt something whatever cough*!

stick out tongue

BackFire
*runs up behind linds and slaps her ass to make Tex aware of her presence*

I'm the diva's security gaurd, you are too close to her royal Highness.

Tex
Geesh BF, you make me sound like some gay Queen!

You're so sweet! smile

LindsIsTightK
miffed

Just ruin all my fun why don't you?!?! I was hoping to get a slight little touch of the sexy diva while he was sleeping love shifty

BackFire
You will do not such thing

*goes and picks up the diva and carries her to safety*

How dare you low life scoundrels, bothering our beautiful diva while she/he is trying to sleep. You should all be ashamed!!

drunk_nazgul
*walks into room with sword drawn*

Where's the Queen?!

BackFire
*shoots drunk nazgul*

I have no time for your demented parlor games.

Capt_Fantastic
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drunk_nazgul
*lying in floor choking*

Sorry, wrong castle... Will the Diva accept a gift as a token of apology?

Tex
This thread has gotten too gay for even my tastes, I'm outta here!

LindsIsTightK
mad

lil bitchiness
no expression what does that say about a thread if its too gay even for Tex! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/curlers.gif





p.s. Im not implying that you're gay tex..just your alter ego is so girly...devil..oh and ALL HAIL TEX!http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

lil bitchiness
mad Of course it isnt as popular as the first one!!! It can never be as popular as the first one...
I got you where you are now Tex..with the stalkers...hard work that i put in in promoting you arround the world.....miffed
The Diva http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif advetisor!!!!

silver_tears
huh

lil bitchiness
yey its halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! big grin

saucybird007
How are you liking your jet Tex??
As i am your maid...can i get you anything? smile

Tex
Oh, its so horrible saucybird007, Silvertears threw a tantrum and called me all types of horrible things, I'm so traumatized I've decided to go into hiding!

saucybird007
Oh Tex! Im so sorry i wasnt here to help you! big grin
I can get the jet to take you to your private island if you wish.

saucybird007
Oh and Tex, the lipstick....well it just isnt your colour!

Tex
My Fortress of Solitude is the 'Moderators Lounge', a private forum that is only visisble to a select few raver

She'll never be able to enter! stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Im gonna kidnap Texhttp://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tomcat.gif and then http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/bash.gif

lil bitchiness
naaah...maybe just keep him as a hostage..devil http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/shutup.gif

saucybird007
i under estimated your sneakiness master! confused

You are a genius!!!!

lil bitchiness
Tex security people are nothing comared to my security people..... IF MY SECURITY WAS SPIT ON TEX's THEY WOULD ALL DROWN! thats how good my security people are cool
miffed *glares threateningly*

Tex
You need security people? Hah! What a joke! roll eyes (sarcastic)

lil bitchiness
I had to arrange plenty of murders for pretty boys, there are many people after me...shifty

Tex
Bill collectors, that's about the only people that would ever chase you! stick out tongue

saucybird007
I wouldnt say he was a pretty boy.....actually, yes i would.

lil bitchiness
Right thats it...*gets an army and goes in search of Tex* http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tomcat.gif X 1000
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/tank.gif X 10 000
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/gunsmilie.gif X 100 000

*in a dangerous voice* BRIIIIING HIM TO MEEEEE* miffed

saucybird007
Hes in hiding.

lil bitchiness
Tex, i will give you a chance to choose your ''DOOM '' shifty would you like me to tie you up and kill you by cutting you with paper cuts, or would you perfer me to cut you up with rusty raisers angel

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