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Oh the humanity!!!

This morning at 3:00am I was electrified out of bed by an agonizing leg cramp! It was absolutely teeth shattering pain!

Now, mind you, leg cramps are not to uncommon to me, but they usually disappear as soon as I start walking, but the one last night was so unbearable, I couldn't put any weight on it!

So I made a fist and just keep massaging the knot, It was huge! Really painful, it made my stomach hurt! It lasted for 5 whole minutes! Horrendous pain!

So what exactly are you supposed to do in a situation like that?

Hit your head against the wall until you pass out.

Actually, are you getting enough potassium in your diet?

Umm, I dont know. How much potassium is there in a bag of Cheetos?

My knee cap has slipped down to the middle of my shin and sprang back up, tearing all the ligaments 5 times!

Quick someone slaughter the dancing bananas & feed them to the diva! Must stop the leg cramps!!

What a cry baby!


*Eats --> *

Sorry Mr Cramp man!

i read in an article that if you get those you aren't hydrated enough
so Tex i advise you to drink plenty of water before bed

Yes, drink plenty of water, eat some bananas. (who cares if you're up all night running to the bathroom!)

well at least that way he'll get some excercise

Exactly! He'll be the healthiest one of us!! (I don't get any exercise!)

bwah..its neither potassium nor water...it's calcium....put some milk and cheese on those cheetos
i used to have them last year..but apparently they stopped. One night i woke up screaming....and i could barely walk the enxt day. The thing is that when you feel them coming (and you do after a while) you rub the sh!t out of your leg....and it stops (for me)

Ok - Tex. Take a little advice from all of us....

2 Hours before bedtime start drinking water - drink as many glasses as you can before bedtime.

1 Hour before bedtime - eat a banana & drink a glass of milk (this will interrupt your water intake, but it's ok).

1 Hour after bedtime - wake up & walk to the bathroom (a good brisk walk is best).

2 Hours after bedtime - repeat walk to bathroom.

3 Hours after bedtime - repeat walk to bathroom.

Ok. Now you should be ok for the rest of the night. You may want to sleep in a little in the morning, though.

What's the use then?

Well, at least there will be no more leg cramp?!

julibug

agreed

I had that a lot during summer, nothing much you can do about it, you can try and cool it down, so you will loose the feeling for a time, but doesn't solve anything

Your leg was just probably bitten by rats while you slept

i doubt there are rats in his place

I hope so silver, that happened while being in toronto

So I take it he lives in the Laken Royal Palace?

It was rats

no, not there, they still had to pay for it

a whole 5 MINUTES Tex?

Yes, that's a long time when you're in agonizing pain!

ah, I hate cramps Tex, I get them all the time as well.

I usually just try to relax all my muscles and wait for it to go away..

I'll take your word for it
why don't you gto a DOCTOR? or a physiotherapist.

BF... I was hoping you could have been aluding more to something else

Send your private driver over and we'll hop to it!

how do you know about harry????

Ya told us, but I didn't know his name was Harry! How charming!

yeah, he's right cerm

you mentioned him here once

oh....oops.....
harr is funny but he is contracted for overseas Tex.....you'll have to limp down to the surgery

Oh the humanity!

lol! i'll send you some crutches instead

Nope, send Yers! He can chauffeur me around.

how much you gonna pay him?

I dont mind being over-charged!

i pity your staff!

yeah "chauffeur"

Yerssot is probably too short to reach the pedals! I'll have to make him special shoe attachments like that little Chinese Boy in 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"

to kick your hairy purple butt

Nah yers, I think we should abandon the whole car concept!

I should be paraded around town on a float! Cars are for the little people, me, I need something more trendy!

You could pull the float of course, and I'll sit back on my throne and wave to my adoring fans!!

Oh, how fabulous!!

You really bring out my creative side Yers! You're worth every penny!

and what typ;e of float are you goign to have Tex?

the only pulling I'll do is pulling the plug out of your rubber boat

you two funny

you actually want to try and make a belgian WORK?
good luck!

Harry can help you yers! And if that's not enough Cerm is just going to have to get her hands dirty! As for me I'll be too busy looking beautiful! http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/diva.gif

yeah, you need a LOT of time to get beautiful!

How dare you!

You're getting a pay cut!

I would never sign a contract with a texan

u have insulted the diva *hits yerss across face with velvet glove*

nono, you mean you climbed on a ladder and jumped up and tried hitting my knee

*hmmph *showers diva with presents to make up for insult*
you cant say such things when im the officaial publicist

woops, I think I just said it again

Pfft! You were the official publicist for like 2 minutes!

apperently, you're fired silver

apparently *is crushed* fine be that way *runs away with all presents and apologizes to yerss for telling him off for insulting* you go ahead
and by the way your hair is crap !

you yelled at me and now you're nice to me?
how wude!

Oh, Insolent Scoundrel!!

You see yers, the things The Diva has to put up with!

I give her the esteemed privileged pleasure of being my temporary publicist, and this is the thanks I get!

Honestly yers, sometimes I think I'm just TOO nice!

Oh, I'm going to get crows feet with all this stress! *collapses*

*kicks while Tex is down*

*starts painting tex's face like a clown as soon as he collapses*

you should have a laugh from time to time

*runs away and bashes Diva in newpapers all around the world*

ooh, try the sun, they're always up for some gossips

*signs a contract for full story on the flousy that is Tex*

Ya know, guys, I only live about 5 hours from the diva. Maybe I should pay a visit! I could get some pics for the tabloids!!!!

agreed *pays juli off for full story*

How scandalous!

Diva's just love causing scandals!

I wonder if I should go into hiding!?!

I feel sorry for you
here, let me buy you a drink to forget that worry

lol! poor you julibug

we should immediatly start a fund where everyone can donate to get buggie out of tex's vicinity!

good idea........
*puts 50p in fund box*

*follows cermie's good example*
*donates a shiny new nickle*

we'lll get you out of there in no time juli

well, I ran out of money for the time being now though

me too

don't worry buggie! we're on our way ... sooner or later

later.....i have a ballet class now!

lil cermie in a tutu

lol.....i have beaucoup de tutus

you have tutus
and I'm toetoet

toetoet???

gaga?

ah.....je comprends

already?

non

well, it means I'm cwazy

ah......mais je sais!

Well, you guys tried at least. Maybe I'll make enough money from the tabloids that I can move farther away!

try europe

but then shed be closer to you

compared to tex, I'm a nice guy

sure you are

shssss, we have to convince her first

i like bad boys though

no idea what to do tex, but leg cramps hurt like hell, tho Toe cramps can be pretty painful as well

All cramps hurt! Being a female, I've had my fair share of 'em. Believe me - none of them are fun!