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friends help you move, ture friends help you move bodies.

we are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse

Suicidal twn kills sister by mistake.

Make it it idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest

Always remember your unique, just like everybody else.

Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math

Theres too much blood in the caffine system

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

What is a "free" gift? arent all gifts free??

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I used to have a handel on life, then it broke

Dont take life to seriously ull never get out alive.

i dont suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Better to understand a lilttel than to misunderstand alot

Where there is a will, I want to be

ok who put a stop payment on my reality check

Few women admit there age Few men act theres

We have enough youth, how about a fountin of smart

Change is inevitable expect from vending machines

very good, DeNiro

haha thank ya forgot about this thread

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
You can fool some on the people all the time, you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all the people all the time.

Baseball wrong: Man with four balls not able to walk.

Is this planet some other planet's hell?

If this world is bad, how much worse can hell be?

hah... nice bump dave...

Is there another word for Thesaurus?

Im gonna gonna go check!

gonna gonna gonna?

I was so badly wanting to check it out, i was expressing it in my post by saying gonna gonna...it was all intentional!

Ok...there isnt a word for Thesaurus...well at least not in my Thesaurus. Im persuming that Thesaurus thinks you know what it is since you are using it...

Good theory!

Yeah, well you know me...super cool AND smart.... j/k

Anyway...

If fly didnt have any wings would it be called walk?

I gotta go cuz the sex scene in Monster's Ball is about to happen. That's some good acting!

bye!

Damn. It was as I remembered. I swear it seems like they were really doing it. And if they didn't, then how could they not off set afterward?

you truly are werid!! with out a doubt!! (in a good way though)

You don't have to yell.

Yes i do!!

YES I BLOODY DO!!

Okay then. *puts in ear plugs*

you dont want to listen to me no more...is that it?! *sobs, while in a dramatic pose*

What?

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/moresmilies/ranting.gif

HELL YESSS!!!!!

yeah that scene is so realistic its scary!

a lil bit to realistic if u ask me TM

well seeing as its halle berry in that scene, i say the more realstic the better

HUBA HUBA *makes obscene jestures with hands* HONK HONK

My all time favourite one-liner:

Hang the extremists.

Not funny, I know, but I like it.

Here's one: "Hatreds are never resolved by hatred. By love alone are they solved."
I got it out of the "teachings of Buddha" book in a hotel room in Canada. Buddhism rocks!!!! Damn it I have to go now.....

Oh and one more: "Sic semper tyrannus" meaning "thus ever to tyrants" or "this is the way tyrants are treated" That's what John Wilkes Booth shouted after killing Lincoln. Very sad.