Kid Jokes
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boy- isnt the principel a dummy?
girl-Say do u know who i am?
boy-No.
girl- i am the princepels daughter
boy- do u know who i am
girl- no
boy- thankgoodness
teacher- Billy if u have a dallor and you ask your father for another one how money dallors will you have?
Billy- one dallor
Teacher- (sadly) obviously you dont know ur arithmetic
Billy- (sadly) obviously you dont know my father
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Teacher- George will you please go up to the map and point out where america is.
Geaorge- Here it is.
Teacher-Correct. Now class who discovered america
Class- George!
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Teacher- John i hope i didnt see you look at toms paper now
John- I hope you didnt either
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Billy- I dont think i deserve a zero on this paper
Teacher- Me either but it is the lowest grade i can giv you
Teacher well there is at least one thing good i can says about ur son
Father- what is that
Teacher- with grades like these, he couldnt be cheating
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Substitute teacher- Are you chewing gum?
Billy- No i am Billy Anderson
Tommy- Would you punish me for sumthing i didnt do
Teeacher- Of course not.
Tommy- Good, beacuse i didnt do my homework
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Teacher- Ok ellen giv me a sentence that begines with the letter "I"
ellen- I is
Teacher- No No always start a sentence with "I am"
Ellen- ok. I am is the ninth letter in the alphabet
DeNiro
The children of the classroom where told to make a sentence with there four words Defeat Deduct Detail and Defense. Billy a slow learner raises his hand and the teacher happy he decided to participate calls on him. Billy stands infront of the class and thinks then says.
Defeat of deduc went over defense before detail.
Teacher- Sammy how can one person make so maney stupid mistakes in one day
Sammy- I get up early.
DeNiro
Here is some advice from kids age 8 to 14
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparets.
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching
Wear a hat when feedig seagulls.
Sleep in your cloths so youll be dressed in the morning
Never ask for anything that sots more then five dollars when your parents are doing taxes.
Never bug a pregnet mom
Dont ever be to full for dessert
When your dad is mad and asks you DO I LOOK STUPID dont answer him
never tell your mom her diets not working
Dont pick on your sister when she is holdin a baseball bat
When you get a bad grade in school show it to your mom when she is on the phone
Never try to baptize a cat
Never spit when on roller coaster
Never do prank at a police station
Beware of caferteria food when it looks like it is moving
Never tell your lilltle brother to paint the family car
Forget the cake. GO for the icing!
DeNiro
when i get home i will post the thing a fifth grade tezcher did with her class she had like wrote half of a well known quote and then she paassed out a pices of paper with the half written qupotes and the kids had to try to finsih them and it was histiracl what they wrote u cant relize how dumb kids r some time
must_kill_Santa
v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v. funny
DeNiro
well thank u ur the first to post on it in the last two days
must_kill_Santa
well im the only one with a sense of humour
crazy_c
They funny
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must_kill_Santa
ok 1 of 2 with a sense of humour
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