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I've been on the phone for the past 10 minutes trying to tell this guy that I don't want to subscribe to his stupid magazines!!!

* takes out gun to shoot any telemarketer in site *

They suck so much, and me being the nie guy I am I can't just hang up on 'em.

just be like "please hold" and hang up!

I'm too nice to do that.

oi ve lance! lol be like "no, im not interested, now if you'll excuse me, i have to take a piss...buh-bye!"

if i pick up i usually use some language and mess with the person. i love telemarketers lol its so much fun to mess with em

I don't even bother to talk to them, I'll jus' let it ring

when I pick up the phone and they ask if they can talk to my mom or dad, I just say "no" and hang up.