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BidMyBlood2Run
If you were in a horror movie with some of the other characters being members of the KMC forum who would you have sex with as you kissed your ass goodbye? Also, what kind of horror movie would you be in?

I would be in a possession/demon movie like The Amytiville Horror.

I would most likely be getting it on with BackFire or Tired Hiker.

DeNiro
i would be in a slasher like jason or kruger movies because ur always gurentted sex almost in those movie and i would be doing it with either linds or boonie

SaTsuJiN
I'd like to be in a zombie flick with a samurai sword as my only means of defense... I dont know about the sex part though, wouldnt wanna catch a vicious STD or something O_o , and maybe get backed up by backfire in a full leatherface costume complete with chainsaw. wink

Lord Soth
I would be in a movie like Dawn of the Dead. But no sex. I've seen enough horror movies to know that sex only gets you killedbig grin

BackFire
What a way to go though...

BidMyBlood2Run
that's what I'm trying to say. I doubt I would survive anyways, so why not have sex?

Dogbert
I would be in a zombie horror film, but i wuld have sex with one of the zombies. Try something new before you die, why not?

julibug
Vampire movie - sex with vampire.

BidMyBlood2Run
I agree with the vampire movie and vamires. Especially Deacon Frost in Blade... there would be no horror movie... it would be a porn lol

julibug
laughing out loud evil face laughing out loud

chico
Mine would be like Blair Witch Project filmed documentary style and I would be making the moves on Kes hehe!! smile

tabby999
i'd be in a movie like Jason and i dont know who i'd have sex with.....someone

Lord Soth
Too true, too true

Espantada20
Hey how come no one's having sex with me?what the hell.If I were in a horror movie,it would have to be a vampire movie 'cause maybe I'd become a vampire after my blood is sucked dry.And the sex issue....I'm still pissed no one wanted to have sex with me...very disappointed.But I have to say I would probably have sex with HockeyHorror.But a whole bunch of times.Cause it's not fair to just do it once.Gotta do it quite a few times.If anyone needs me for sex,I'll be sulking in my room.

Evil Dead
I'd like to be the villain in a psychological horror movie.............Espantada could wonder happlessly into my domain where I stalk her.......capture her.....have sex a bunch of times with her......torture her....and finally kill her. Then have sex with her again.

How's that for you Espantada? Better?

Lord Soth
Well that was interesting

Espantada20
Much much much much better Evil dead.But can we have sex while you're killing me.I'd like that very much.oh oh and how exactly are you going to do away with me?

Evil Dead
Well let's see here.........

I suppose I could hold a razor sharp knife to your throat during the act......pushing on it harder and harder as I **** harder and harder.......throwing all of my weight on it just as I climax..........

How's that?

Espantada20
That got me hot.Where exactly is your domain,Evil Dead?Hee hee hee.

BackFire
whoa.....a bit graphic guys... try to take it down a notch...

Evil Dead
gotcha Backfire..............just having a little fun here. Will tone it down...............I actually expected a response from you on my last post.

Espantada........you sound like a fun type of gal........

You know what would be great? A full on horror/porn flick. Picture something like Last House on the Left or I Spit on your Grave......except with full on penetration shots and none of the cheesy porn music, diaglogue, and amateur production value. That would own.

BackFire
That would indeed be interesting, combining aspects of my two favorite genres. big grin

Espantada20
Aw man,I gotta get directions to your domain.I think that would be sick.You know what would be even better.Doing it in a graveyard right on top of a grave and hands are reaching from the grave groping me while Evild Dead's ****ing me(sorry Backfire).That would be so good.Mmmmmmmmmm I'm ready for my close up.

Evil Dead
I don't think BackFire is too concerned with the ****ing........this is a horror forum and horror movies are not aimed towards children. I think he was more concerned with the holding the knife to your throat aspect of it and pushing it through as I came.

Damn it Espantada.........you sound like a person I could hang out with. You need to move to northern Kentucky.

Espantada20
Mmm...Kentucky.......Love the fried chicken.Why would you coming as you hold the knife to my throat be an issue?It wasn't graphic or anything.Trust me,I can be much more graphic than that but Backfire will censor me.Unless I comply with a sexual favor.Hee hee hee

h0ck3yh0rr0r
lol

BidMyBlood2Run
That is very sexy! Let's get some guys and do a flick wink

Espantada20
If only they were willing.I think Evil Dead is just toying with me.I'm willing who's able?

BackFire
I would be willing

slayer
Same here! big grin

Espantada20
hmm very promising.I've already got two volunteers.How shall we begin,'cause I've got plenty of ideas.

slayer
well... since ur giving me a blow i guess the starts up 2 u. stick out tongue. Espandata why don't u ever visit the otf where u could have an actual thread of what happens?

BidMyBlood2Run
laughing out loud Slayer wants some action!

BidMyBlood2Run
can I play the dominatrix (sp?) role? I have my leather and my whip ready!

Espantada20
What for|?And when was giving you a blow job,I haven't even started yet?

slayer
Oh yeah i like the kinky little girls!

BackFire
lol, alright guys, enough fun. If you wanna discuss sexual acts, use the PM system. This thread is dangerously close to being closed.

slayer
But I was just starting 2 have fun. stick out tongue

Espantada20
Well looks like I lost Slayer to BidMyBlood2Run.I guess that leaves me with Evil Dead and Backfire.Hmm,let me think of what I can do with the both of them,unless you know,Backfire or Evil Dead doesn't like to share.If Backfire will let me,I can carry on a whole story line and he can jump in and add to it or who ever else wants to add to it can.Only if Backfire approves.Cause I am so willing to start it off.

BidMyBlood2Run
I think u can do it in the Off Topic Forum.

BackFire
Sorry, I have to keep this place relatively clean from dirty language and stuff, Sexual talk should be done over PM's.

Espantada20
aww shucks

BackFire
or you could test your luck in the off topic forum, I have no control over that place, and pretty much anything goes in there.

No garantees though.


Now, back on topic.

Espantada20
if i do that will you join in?

BidMyBlood2Run
go for it! cemetary setting!

Espantada20
Okay Imma start one i otf I guess it'll be Horror Porn so join in.Ill start it off.

h0ck3yh0rr0r
lol

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